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The chronology pages describe the comics to assist scholars in finding the page on which something occurred. For each page of the comic, the chronology pages identify the characters that appear, actions taken, significant quotes, and other things of interest. Page numbers from the website are zero padded to three digits and in parentheses, for example: (005), (061), (113). Page numbers from print volumes are neither, for example: 5, 61, 113. Section titles are from the canon unless otherwise noted.

For historical reasons, volumes 1 (I) through 13 (XIII) are usually identified with Roman numerals on the Girl Genius chronology pages and elsewhere in the wiki. From volume 14 on, the story entered a new "act" and the volume numbers started over, in Arabic numbers, proceeded by a "2-". For example, overall volume 15 is given as volume 2-2 on chronology pages.

For a partial timeline of the events in the comic, see Internal Chronology. For more information on the double-page spreads in this volume, see double-page spreads in Girl Genius. For more information on special pages in this volume, see the list of special pages, notes, and annotations.

Chronology Overview         Internal Chronology
Key Book red = First page of volume                 Calendar metal = chronology                 Cast multicolor = cast
Act 1 1 Book red

Calendar metal Cast multicolor

2 Book red

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3 Book red

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4 Book red

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5 Book red

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6 Book red

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12 Book red

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13 Book red

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Act 2 1 Book red

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2 Book red

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3 Book red

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4 Book red

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One or more of the following symbols may be attached to a name to indicate the type of appearance. For more explanation, see Chronology Sigils Key.

     (!) Sparking             (!!) God-sparking            (*) Heterodyning
      <  Flashback             >   Flashforward             =  Flash-concurrent
      ~  Imagined              \   Hidden                   ?  Uncertain
      %  Recorded image        @   Transmitted image        #  Controlled body

For more information about the page records and guidelines for adding new ones, see Girl Genius:Editing the Chronology.

First Page of Volume XIII[]

Location: Mechanicsburg.

Identifier
Page
Characters
Actions
Quotes
Names Used Text Extras
2012-12-21 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 001
Forum:2012-12-21 (Friday)
Othar, Tarvek, Mezzasalma, Violetta, Maxim, Ognian, Moloch, Van, Dimo
Moloch and Van discuss what might be going to happen next while a lot of lightning strikes the castle.
Agatha, the Castle, the Baron Boom! [x4]
[...]OL[...] (building)

Gizmocracy Thanks[]

Identifier
Page
Characters
Actions
Quotes
Names Used Text Extras
2012-12-22 (Saturday)
Vol. p. 
Krosp, Agatha, Gil, Zeetha, Tarvek, Bang, Moloch, Klaus, Mamma Gkika, Dimo, Maxim, Ognian
Professors (Phil) Foglio, (Kaja) Foglio, Wright & Beeman; Nekomimi maids The characters for the paper doll app sweetener for the Kickstarter campaign

Lover's Spat[]

Location: On top of Castle Heterodyne.

Identifier
Page
Characters
Actions
Quotes
Names Used Text Extras
2012-12-24 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 002
Forum:2012-12-24 (Monday)
Gil, Agatha
Gil thinks the lightning will kill Agatha. Agatha angrily tells him that it's keeping her alive -- keeping all of them alive. The third light illuminates.
Agatha: "How can you possibly underestimate me like this?"
Boom! Boom!
Clak!
2012-12-26 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 003
Forum:2012-12-26 (Wednesday)
Gil, Agatha
As Gil and Agatha argue about what's at risk, power floods the room with the three lights (looks like the Great Movement Chamber ).
Agatha: "I thought you were prepared to risk anything."
the Other, my father
2012-12-28 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 004
Forum:2012-12-28 (Friday)
Gil, Agatha
The argument continues as the Castle lights up.
Agatha: "If you or your father want to help me, you can do it here. In Mechanicsburg. On my terms."
The Other, Europa, my mother, my fortress, your father, Mechanicsburg Boom! Rrrummble
2012-12-31 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 005
Forum:2012-12-31 (Monday)
Gil, Agatha, Wulfenbach clanks
Gil tosses a device at Agatha's feet. Three flying clanks appear and surround her.
Gil: "We're all tools. You'll get used to it."
spak! Gil chooses Agatha with his Poke-ball.
2013-01-02 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 006
Forum:2013-01-02 (Wednesday)
\Gil, Agatha, Wulfenbach clanks
Gil orders the clanks to take Agatha alive. Agatha resists.
Agatha: "Hold this!"
Clak!
Zoxtz / chok
fizzle
WAK!
2013-01-04 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 007
Forum:2013-01-04 (Friday)
Agatha, Wulfenbach clank, Gil
Agatha finds that, while the clanks are easy to deal with, Gil is another matter.
Gil: "Now I take you home."
Thok!
2013-01-07 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 008
Forum:2013-01-07 (Monday)
Gil, Agatha
The struggle continues, with Gil trying to explain himself while attempting to subdue Agatha.
Agatha: "I do not need rescuing. I am the Heterodyne!"
Castle Wulfenbach (and its gargoyles), my father Wak!
bzork
Pof
NNNNNNNNNNN
crᗺzzzkkkkk
2013-01-09 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 009
Forum:2013-01-09 (Wednesday)
Gil, Agatha
Gil continues explaining himself, culminating in a kiss to prove that he's really doing this for her own good. She still disagrees.
"I will not lose you! —not again."
my father, Franz
2013-01-11 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 010
Forum:2013-01-11 (Friday)
Franz, Gil, Agatha, the Castle
Franz and Gil are formally introduced to one another. They go off together while the Castle gives Agatha a thrill. The castle gloats about predicting Agatha would scream defiance from atop the walls of Mechanicsburg .
Agatha: "Despite this little scene— I am somewhat in love with him."
Baron Wulfenbach (Klaus) Zip

The Castle is Back![]

Location: Streets of Mechanicsburg.

Identifier
Page
Characters
Actions
Quotes
Names Used Text Extras
2013-01-14 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 011
Forum:2013-01-14 (Monday)
Wulfenbach zombies & officer
The castle's counter-attack begins.
Officer: "So whatta ya worried about? Yer already dead, aincha?"
Zombie: "Yeah, and I wanna stay that way!"
that Heterodyne girl The streets of Mechanicsburg—
  • Rrrrumb
  • Krak
2013-01-16 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 012
Forum:2013-01-16 (Wednesday)
Wulfenbach troops in Punching Mecha
The castle's counter-attack continues.
Punch-Captain: "By the devil and his hat!"
the Heterodynes Books / Steamp[unk?]
2013-01-18 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 013
Forum:2013-01-18 (Friday)
Zeetha, Violetta
Zeetha decides that she and Violetta are not going to die just to impress some guys they hardly know.
Zeetha: "Come on. Let's get out of here."
Violetta: "That's an option?!"
The Baron (Klaus), Agatha, Higgs, bloatwalker
2013-01-21 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 014
Forum:2013-01-21 (Monday)
Violetta, Zeetha, the Castle
Escape is harder than they expected it to be -- and then suddenly easier.
Zeetha: "That's something I'd expect the Castle to do!"
Castle: "Hello, Ladies!"
cannon-hat guys Soon—
2013-01-23 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 015
Forum:2013-01-23 (Wednesday)
Zeetha, the Castle, Violetta, Wulfenbach clanks
Castle Heterodyne asks for a performance review.
Agatha Li[...] Re[...] (shop name)
2013-01-25 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 016
Forum:2013-01-25 (Friday)
Dimo, Oggie, Maxim, Zeetha, Violetta
Da boyz join the girls on a platform. The town gets sckzazzkked. Da boyz are happy the Castle warned them to get away. Zeetha doesn't care that Mamma warned her to stay in bed, but is upset at the idea that Higgs might find out.
Violetta: "I... guess the Castle likes you."
Maxim: "Hy tink it considers us part ov de furniture."
Oggie: "Und I iz okeh vit dot!"
the Castle, Mamma, Higgs

Higgs and Zeetha ♥[]

Location: Streets of Mechanicsburg.

Identifier
Page
Characters
Actions
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Names Used Text Extras
2013-01-28 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 017
Forum:2013-01-28 (Monday)
Dimo, Zeetha, Higgs, Violetta, Oggie, Maxim
Zeetha disappears as Higgs approaches. Higgs figures out she was there, but then has to put up with some pointed questions before Oggie enlightens him as to the proper course of action.
Maximi: "Hy iz in awe ov hyu mastery ov de art ov romance."
Oggie: "Dot's vy hy gots descendants!"
the Heterodyne (Agatha), Wulfenbach/Master Gil OT[...] (sign)
2013-01-30 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 018
Forum:2013-01-30 (Wednesday)
Zeetha, Wulfenbach trooper, Higgs
Zeetha casually knocks out an invader while reconsidering running away from Higgs. She notices Higgs approaching, and is about to confront him when he casually knocks out another (much larger) invader. She likes.
"EEEEEE!"
Chump, Skifander Souvenir (shop name)
2013-02-01 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 019
Forum:2013-02-01 (Friday)
Zeetha, the Castle, Higgs
Zeetha follows Higgs thru the town while she and the Castle chat about him and Agatha.
Castle: "So... you hope to make her into a fine... hero?"
the Lady Heterodyne (Agatha) [ME]CHANISBURG [S]HIPPING ([sic] shop sign)
2013-02-04 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 020
Forum:2013-02-04 (Monday)
the Castle, Zeetha, Wulfenbach soldier
The Castle's getting ready.
Castle: "...watch this!"
CR[...] (shop sign)
2013-02-06 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 021
Forum:2013-02-06 (Wednesday)
the Castle (visible)
The Castle emits glowing, colourful ... stuff.
2013-02-08 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 022
Forum:2013-02-08 (Friday)
the Castle (visible), Heterodyne clanks and monsters
The Castle's towers become fully erect. One opens up; clanks and monsters shoot out.
2013-02-11 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 023
Forum:2013-02-11 (Monday)
the Castle (visible), Castle clanks, Ensign Yellinbee (Wulfenbach spotter)
The Castle releases a multitude of attackers thru many openings. They seem to be heading for the Wulfenbach ships.
Com, Wulfenbach ships

The Castle Gets Down to Business[]

Location: Mechanicsburg.

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Page
Characters
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2013-02-13 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 024
Forum:2013-02-13 (Wednesday)
Wulfenbach spotter and steersman, Castle clanks, Wulfenbach Segway Artilleryman
Clanks punch thru the envelope and into the gondola of The Contessa of Vurms.
Clank: "Thank you for shopping in Mechanicsburg!"
The Contessa of Vurms/W.A.F. 7797-00A (airship)
2013-02-15 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 025
Forum:2013-02-15 (Friday)
Wulfenbach Segway Light Artillery (including Master Sergeant), Mechanicsburg clank
Ground troops watch the airships getting hit.
Master Sergeant: "Ain't there some kind of fancy pants word for that? Y'know, for somebody else doin' worse'n us?"
Soldier: "Um— unnatural, sir?"
Acid Squir[rel], Let's Fight (guns)
2013-02-18 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 026
Forum:2013-02-18 (Monday)
Wulfenbach troops (especially Devil Dolls regiment), Heterodyne clanks
Castle's counter-attack continues.
Devil Dolls (regimental badge)
2013-02-20 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 027
Forum:2013-02-20 (Wednesday)
Heterodyne clanks, Wulfenbach troops and general
Heterodyne clanks appear and knock the drop walls down onto the Wulfenbach troops assaulting them.
Janus, Mechaniacs
2013-02-22 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 028
Forum:2013-02-22 (Friday)
Wulfenbach general and tank/artillery crew
Castle's counter-attack continues.
2013-02-25 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 029
Forum:2013-02-25 (Monday)
Wulfenbach troops and clanks, Castle Heterodyne clanks
A briar wall has formed between the Wulfenbach troops and Mechanicsburg.

The Baron Hatches a Plan[]

Location: Castle Wulfenbach.

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Page
Characters
Actions
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2013-02-27 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 030
Forum:2013-02-27 (Wednesday)
Klaus, Castle Heterodyne clanks, Wulfenbach troops
Klaus gets an update on how things are going. He is not well pleased.
Wulfenbach soldier: "Half of them are reporting… things… coming out of the ground…"
balloonjacks, engine room 12, rust spiders
Meanwhile, on Castle Wulfenbach—
Caption, panel 1
2013-03-01 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 031
Forum:2013-03-01 (Friday)
Klaus, Castle Heterodyne clanks, Wulfenbach troops
The update continues as battle rages thru Castle Wulfenbach. Klaus is awesome.
Klaus: "It appears that there is only one thing left to do."
Zen boomers, Ice bats, Energy Division, Heliotrope Air Fleet, The Sun Dogs, Fog Merchants, Screamer guns, mechanized cavalry, subterranean fleet, Shrinker mines
2013-03-04 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 032
Forum:2013-03-04 (Monday)
Klaus, Wulfenbach troops, Castle Heterodyne clank
Klaus prepares to take the fight back to Mechanicsburg.
drop-armor, bay two hundred, central vault, black-level item, Mechanicsburg, Sun
2013-03-06 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 033
Forum:2013-03-06 (Wednesday)
Klaus, Wulfenbach spark, Gil(!), Castle Heterodyne clank
A spark argues against Klaus going into the town himself. Gil falls thru the ceiling, fighting an invader. After casually announcing that the castle is under attack, he slips on a piece of his smashed opponent. Klaus tells his man that Gil will lead while he's away.
Advisor: "You cannot just walk into Mechanicsburg!"
Klaus: "...Can so."
Mechanicsburg, the Empire RUUNCH!
SMASH!
SHUFF SHUFF
TRIP!
CRASH!
2013-03-08 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 034
Forum:2013-03-08 (Friday)
Dr. Chouteh, Klaus, Wulfenbach troops (airman, ensign), Castle Heterodyne clanks
Klaus calms the fears of his people by informing them that he has taken steps to ensure Gil's loyalty to the empire. His eventual cure, sadly, is less sure.
Klaus: "There are many forms of mind control. They are... less elegant than Lucrezia's, but they are effective."
the lad, the Empire, Lucrezia, The Other
2013-03-11 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 035
Forum:2013-03-11 (Monday)
Wulfenbach airman, Klaus, Dr. Chouteh, Wulfenbach troops, ensign, Castle Heterodyne clanks
Klaus orders a general retreat. He is surprised to hear that his troops are escaping thru a gap in the thorn wall. He suspects that it's not such good news as it sounds.
Klaus: "It is Mechanicsburg. Nothing is ever as it seems— and everything is a sick joke."
Mechanicsburg, Sturmhalten, Boris, the newly-fledged dark princess of doom

Higgs and Zeetha Again[]

Location: Streets of Mechanicsburg.

Identifier
Page
Characters
Actions
Quotes
Names Used Text Extras
2013-03-13 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 036
Forum:2013-03-13 (Wednesday)
Klaus, Higgs, Wulfenbach troops
Klaus can't figure out why there's a gap. Meanwhile Higgs is just noticing it, and wondering why it's there, too. But the reason is becoming clear....
"There it is, boys! Make for the gap!"
Meanwhile, in Mechanicsburg
  • [House] of Snail (shop)
    Now salt free!
    Yum / Red / Cerulean Giant
  • House of Salt (shop)
  • The Ca[ge?] (shop)
  • Victor's (shop)
  • See the Cube of Mystery (ad)
  • Pies · Ales · Soup · Snails · Eats (shop)
  • Heterodyne Herbs (shop)
2013-03-15 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 037
Forum:2013-03-15 (Friday)
Castle Heterodyne, Higgs, Wulfenbach troops, Zeetha
Higgs figures out the point of the joke, but won't blow his cover to show off for his girlfriend. He joins the rush toward the gap, knowing he's likely to be trampled in it, when a wild young lady lends him a hand.
Zeetha: "Whoo! Come on, flyboy! Time to leave Crazy Town!"
Crazy Town Rozen M[aiden] (Higgs's hat)
2013-03-18 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 038
Forum:2013-03-18 (Monday)
Zeetha, Higgs, Wulfenbach troops
Zeetha and Higgs make their way out of town, fending off the unwanted advances of General Sklee's reptilian troops while discussing their relationship.
"Me! Me! Not the Lady Heterodyne— Me! I need you!"
the Castle, General Sklee, Agatha
2013-03-20 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 039
Forum:2013-03-20 (Wednesday)
Higgs, Zeetha, Castle Heterodyne, Wulfenbach troops
After ascertaining from the Castle that Agatha is fine, Zeetha has a private talk with Higgs.
"Ah. That kind of talk."
Agatha Thank you for / shopping in / Mec[hani]cs[burg] / [Please come] aga[in]

Agatha Returns to her Friends[]

Location: Walls of Mechanicsburg.

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Page
Characters
Actions
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2013-03-22 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 040
Forum:2013-03-22 (Friday)
Violetta, Krosp, Tarvek, Van, Vidonia Orkalina, Wulfenbach troops, \Agatha
The group watch the last of the Wulfenbach troops escape (pursued by Jägers), and wonder what the Baron will do next. Tarvek thinks he'll try to take them by surprise.
"Surprise!"
the Jägers, the Empire, the Baron (Klaus)
2013-03-25 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 041
Forum:2013-03-25 (Monday)
Agatha, Torchmen, Dingbots, \?Tarvek
Agatha appears, riding in the hull of Gil's airship , which is held aloft by torchmen and surrounded by flying dingbots.
"Agatha!"
2013-03-27 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 042
Forum:2013-03-27 (Wednesday)
Torchman, Agatha, Castle Heterodyne, Tarvek, Van, =Emil the cheese monger(?), Vidonia Orkalina
Agatha and Tarvek celebrate victory while the Castle makes plans to spruce up the town.
Castle: "Perhaps a colossal statue of my dread mistress, crushing the Baron under her heels—"
Agatha: "No statue."
Castle: "You'd be in a pretty dress..."
the Baron (Klaus), Gil Emil's / 607 / Emil's House of Cheese / Be all that you can Brie
2013-03-29 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 043
Forum:2013-03-29 (Friday)
Agatha, Tarvek
Agatha is regretting sending Gil away, in spite of how he was behaving. Tarvek, too.
"We could have kept him safe."
Franz, Gil
2013-04-01 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 044
Forum:2013-04-01 (Monday)
Agatha, Tarvek, Vidonia Orkalina, Vanamonde, <Klaus, Wasp eater
Tarvek explains what the Baron and Lucrezia may have done to Gil.

And why it won't work... if... if... if.... As this is going on a wasp eater pops up.

Gil On first page: Neuro-Synaptic-Enslaveatron,
Note to self: needs more subtle title
On last page: And in conclusion: Muahahahaha! etc.
2013-04-03 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 045
Forum:2013-04-03 (Wednesday)
Vanamonde, Ruxala, Agatha, Tarvek, Violetta, lots of Wasp eaters (probably including Honker)
Ruxala is checking the population of Mechanicsburg and finding hardly any revenants. Vespers are being dispersed beyond the influence of Wulfenbach's empire. All are reporting back to Tarvek.
Lucrezia, Paris, Istanbul, England

The Storm King Rides Up[]

Location: Mechanicsburg.

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Page
Characters
Actions
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Names Used Text Extras
2013-04-05 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 046
Forum:2013-04-05 (Friday)
Honker, Ruxala, Agatha, Tarvek, Violetta, lots of other Wasp eaters, Tweedle, lots of Bloodstone Paladins
Tarvek explains the situation to Violetta then quizzes her on where the next problem will come from. Tweedle appears.
2013-04-08 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 047
Forum:2013-04-08 (Monday)
Tweedle, Vidonia Orkalina, Vanamonde, Ruxala, Agatha, Krosp, Tarvek, Violetta, lots of Wasp eaters including Honker, Franz
Tweedle offers Agatha a ride. She declines in favor of her own transportation.
Tweedle: "But I have a horse!"
Cathedral Ellaree and Drayavesh Eldritch Meats[1]

The Heterodyne Requires Cake[]

Location: Mechanicsburg.

Identifier
Page
Characters
Actions
Quotes
Names Used Text Extras
2013-04-10 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 048
Forum:2013-04-10 (Wednesday)
Krosp, Vidonia Orkalina, Agatha, Van, Tarvek
Tarvek and Agatha's other advisers explain the importance of the ceremony at the cathedral. Everyone is following Tweedle there.
Tarvek: "You know, there's more to being an evil despot than getting cake whenever you want it."
Agatha: "If that's what you think, then you're doing it wrong!"
the cathedral, The Heterodynes/your ancestors (House Heterodyne)
2013-04-12 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 049
Forum:2013-04-12 (Friday)
Tweedle, Agatha, townsfolk
Agatha and Tweedle finish their journey to the Red Cathedral, talking of various things along the way.
The Abbess

Hideous Arcane Rituals[]

Location: Inside the Red Cathedral.

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Page
Characters
Actions
Quotes
Names Used Text Extras
2013-04-15 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 050
Forum:2013-04-15 (Monday)
Doctor Yglyn, Agatha, Vanamonde, Tarvek, Tweedle, lots of wasp eaters, Crypt Masters
Vanamonde introduces Agatha to Doctor Yglyn, the Cathedral's curate. Doctor Yglyn introduces Agatha to the dark rites and twisted oaths of the Heterodynes.
Doctor Yglyn: "Now! Are you prepared for the dark rites and twisted oaths of the Heterodynes?! [...] Some are purely ceremonial, but some utilize mysterious lost sciences to hold back hideous extradimensional beings that would ravage our world!"
Agatha: "Well, I guess we'd better at least do those..."
Doctor Yglyn: "Ooooh! You can tell the difference?! Wonderful!"
The Prince of Sturmhalten, The Heterodynes (House Heterodyne)
2013-04-17 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 051
Forum:2013-04-17 (Wednesday)
Doctor Yglyn, Agatha, Vanamonde, Tarvek, Tweedle, Krosp, Violetta
Dr Yglyn samples Agatha's hair and performs the previously mentioned rites and rituals, while Tarvek and Tweedle bristle at each other. It is time to move on.
The Baron's son (Gil), The Castle (Castle Heterodyne)

The Hugo Award Nominees[]

Location: Transylvania Polygnostic University.

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Page
Characters
Actions
Quotes
Names Used Text Extras
2013-04-19 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. Special Interuption
Forum:2013-04-19 (Friday)
Phil Foglio, Kaja Foglio, Cheyenne Wright
A frustrated crew of Professors congratulates this years Hugo nominees.
Hugo award, World Science Fiction convention, Lonestar Con 3 San Antonio Meanwhile at Transylvania Polygnostic University
  • much more see page
lots of shout outs.

Something Falls from the Sky[]

Location: Mechanicsburg Cathedral.

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Page
Characters
Actions
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2013-04-22 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 052
Forum:2013-04-22 (Monday)
Doctor Yglyn, Agatha, Vanamonde, Tarvek, Krosp, lots of Wasp eaters, Unnamed official
Dr Yglyn congratulates Agatha. Tarvek asks for a dance at the celebration. Agatha's mind returns to the thought of food. An official warns of something dropping from the skies.
2013-04-24 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 053
Forum:2013-04-24 (Wednesday)
Vidonia Orkalina, Vanamonde, Ruxala, Agatha, Krosp, Tarvek, Violetta, lots of Wasp eaters, Doctor Yglyn, Tweedle, Unnamed official
Everyone speculates on the object and what to do about it. Tweedle abducts Agatha.
2013-04-26 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 054
Forum:2013-04-26 (Friday)
Klaus, Mamma Gkika
The drop-armor lands. Klaus pops out with an ominous looking object in his hand. Mamma Gkika orders her Jägers to attack.
BOOM! CLONG!

Agatha Takes a Side Trip[]

Location: Mechanicsburg Cathedral.

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Page
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2013-04-29 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 055
Forum:2013-04-29 (Monday)
Agatha, Tweedle, Krosp, Tarvek, Violetta, Vanamonde, Crypt Master, Unnamed official
Tweedle with Agatha enters the twelfth door. Slices the Crypt Master and slows pursuit by throwing a Nullabist knife into Tarvek's chest.
clik, Creeeee—
shuff
2013-05-01 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 056
Forum:2013-05-01 (Wednesday)
Klaus, Mamma Gkika
Mamma rakes Klaus with her claws. Calls on him to surrender now.
Klaus: "I surrender unconditionally. ...Do you have any tea?"
Slash. Wreeerowwwph. Pok!
2013-05-03 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 057
Forum:2013-05-03 (Friday)
Tarvek, Vanamonde, Violetta, Krosp, Tweedle, Agatha
Tweedle continues to carry a struggling Agatha away, telling her that Tarvek was just using her. They arrive at their destination just ahead of their pursuers.
Tweedle: "Will you stop that?! I am rescuing you, you know—"
Bash!

Through a Door[]

Location: Mechanicsburg → The Refuge of Storms.

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2013-05-06 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 058
Forum:2013-05-06 (Monday)
The Abbess, Crypt Masters (deceased), Tweedle, Agatha, Krosp, Violetta
The Abbess has escaped and started up a glowing green device in preparation for Tweedle's (delayed) arrival. Tweedle announces that they're leaving right away, but Krosp and Violetta arrive and attack them.
Krosp: "I don't think I like you, lady!"
The Baron (Klaus)
2013-05-08 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 059
Forum:2013-05-08 (Wednesday)
Klaus, Gkika, Agatha, Violetta, Tweedle, Krosp
The Baron seems to be holding his device out of Mamma Gkikka's reach. Agatha and Violetta fight Tweedle while Krosp (thrown by the Abbess) crashes into them.
5
2013-05-10 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 060
Forum:2013-05-10 (Friday)
Krosp, Agatha, Violetta, Tweedle, startled man (Borislav).
Tweedle and his hangers-on fall thru a portal into The Refuge of Storms, startling a man who was eating his lunch.
"Oof!"
Fwump!
2013-05-13 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 061
Forum:2013-05-13 (Monday)
Agatha, Krosp, Tweedle, Wasp eater, startled man (Borislav).
Tweedle doesn't know what just happened, but the startled man knows him. He yells at them to run away, and they do as a machine behind them fries itself.
Tweedle: "Something is very wrong here."
Tarvek TZNNKZK FRZCKZT
2013-05-15 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 062
Forum:2013-05-15 (Wednesday)
Krosp, Agatha, Tweedle, Borislav
Tweedle tries to get more information about what's going on, but Agatha keeps hitting him with a chair.
Tweedle: "Please stop that. Now."
Boom!
Smash!
Smash!
2013-05-16 (Thursday)
Vol.XIII p. n/a
Othar, Gil, Tarvek, Krosp, Zeetha, Agatha, Dingbot
Kickstarter Campaign Poster for GG-XII
2013-05-17 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 063
Forum:2013-05-17 (Friday)
Agatha, Tweedle, 2 x Smoke Knight
Tweedle tries to reason with Agatha, but two assassins (briefly) interrupt. Agatha falls asleep.
Tweedle: "You'll be able to hit me much harder once you've had some rest and—"
Catch Catch
Thok Thunk
2013-05-20 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 064
Forum:2013-05-20 (Monday)
Agatha, Tweedle, Leopold von Blitzengaard, 4x Smoke Knights
Tweedle wakes Agatha, but another Sturmvoraus relative pops thru the door before they can get away.
"See? They don' like you either."
2013-05-21 (Tuesday)
Vol.XIII p. 
Agatha
Kaja Get well card for Kaja from Batton Lash & the Wolff & Byrd crew.
2013-05-22 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 065
Forum:2013-05-22 (Wednesday)
Leopold von Blitzengaard, smoke knight with "?" tattoo, other Smoke Knights (deceased), Tweedle, Agatha
Tweedle dispatches the new arrivals, saving one to question. She reveals that "Wulfenbach" has been hunting the smoke knights, and that there has been no Storm King for the last while. And one more surprising fact....
Question: "We thought you were lost!
"Like everyone in Mechanicsburg!"
Tarvek, Wulfenbach (Gil, ?Klaus), Mechanicsburg Concept art for Kickstarter patches (GG vol XII).
2013-05-24 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 066
Forum:2013-05-24 (Friday)
The Blonde Question, Agatha, Tweedle
Before we can find out what happened to Mechanicsburg, the Smoke Knight jabs Tweedle, and he kills her.
Agatha: "I was talking to her!"
Mechanicsburg Jab!
Gunch
2013-05-27 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 067
Forum:2013-05-27 (Monday)
Agatha, Tweedle, Wasp eater
They escape to Tweedle's secret lab in the Order's most secure fortress. Agatha conks out.
Tweedle: "Death keeps very few secrets here."
The Order shuff

Wakey Wakey[]

Location: Tweedle's secret lab in The Refuge of Storms.

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2013-05-29 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 068
Forum:2013-05-29 (Wednesday)
Agatha, Agatha's Wasp eater, Tweedle
Agatha awakes to find herself chained to her bed, and Tweedle (showing a day or two's growth of beard) sporting a mechanical hand.
Tarvek: "It seems we work well together."
Glug glug glug / clink / clank
  • Brandy (bottle)
  • 5 (bottle, likely Moveit #5)
  • Gra[in] Spiri[ts] (bottle)
2013-05-31 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 069
Forum:2013-05-31 (Friday)
Tweedle, Agatha, Agatha's Wasp eater
Tweedle informs Agatha that they've been there three days, and that his Nullabist knife would not only have killed Tarvek, but also have destroyed the body.
Tweedle: "'Oh, Martellus, why does every laboratory you design have so many shackles?' I swear, people ask the stupidest questions."
Tarvek CRASH!
  • Brandy
Concept art for Kickstarter patches
2013-06-03 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 070
Forum:2013-06-03 (Monday)
Tweedle, Agatha
Agatha is upset. She falls, clutching her chest. Tweedle informs her that she can't stray too far from him for too long, or she'll die. His touch restores her.
Tweedle: "Now there are two smart people who need me alive, free and in control."
Great-Aunt Rappaccini (see Rappaccini's Daughter) 5 (bottle)
2013-06-05 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 071
Forum:2013-06-05 (Wednesday)
Agatha, Tweedle
Tweedle explains how incredibly clever he is. Agatha demonstrates a flaw in his reasoning.
Agatha: "...And now I know exactly where to find you."
Whump! / Clik / Clak!
2013-06-07 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 072
Forum:2013-06-07 (Friday)
Krosp, Violetta, Agatha
Krosp returns from scouting for food, without any food (it's well guarded by the people looking for Tweedle). Violetta hasn't been able to find the secret door, even though Krosp led her to where Agatha's trail ended. Fortunately, Agatha opens it from the other side at just that moment.
Krosp: "Well, of course they fed me, I'm adorable."
Blitzenga[a]rd (Tweedle) Soon—
  • SLAM!
2013-06-10 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 073
Forum:2013-06-10 (Monday)
Violetta, Agatha, Krosp, Tweedle, Agatha's Wasp eater
Agatha brings Violetta and Krosp up to date on what's been happening to her—including what she's done to circumvent Tweedle's control over her. Tweedle has escaped, and is holding Honker hostage.
Violetta: "You've replaced Martellus with a weasel?"
Agatha: "It was surprisingly easy."
2013-06-12 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 074
Forum:2013-06-12 (Wednesday)
Agatha, Violetta, Tweedle, Agatha's Wasp eater, Krosp
Tweedle's attempt to regain control fails as Violetta demonstrates her Smoke Knight skills.
Tweedle: "She was never this good before."
Crick / Crack / Fwoosh! / Cough cough

Martellus is in the House[]

Location: The Refuge of Storms.

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2013-06-14 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 075
Forum:2013-06-14 (Friday)
Duke of...never mind, Smoke Knights, Tweedle
His Grace is unhappy that three days (and seven Smoke Knights) have passed in the search for Tweedle. Tweedle himself appears and retasks the team to find Agatha and Violetta.
Tweedle: "You will find them and restrain them, and thus prove to me that you are worthy to serve me—and keep your miserable lives."
Heterodyne girl (Agatha), Violetta Soon—
  • SLAM!
  • Stab
2013-06-17 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 076
Forum:2013-06-17 (Monday)
Agatha, Violetta, Krosp, Agatha's Wasp eater
Agatha cleans herself up while Violetta and Krosp bring her up to date on what they've learned.
Agatha: "All right. Out with it. We've lost what? Six months?"
Krosp: "No."
Martellus, Mechanicsburg, Sturmhalten
2013-06-19 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 077
Forum:2013-06-19 (Wednesday)
Agatha, Krosp, Violetta, <Smoke Knights, <Krosp
Updating continues. They've learned that the Baron did something to Mechanicsburg, but not what it was.
Agatha: "Isn't surreptitious information gathering one of the things you were created for?"
Tweedle/Martellus, the Baron (Klaus), Mechanicsburg Nomf! Nomf! Nomf!
2013-06-21 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 078
Forum:2013-06-21 (Friday)
Agatha(!), Krosp, Violetta
Agatha wants to get back to Mechanicsburg to find out what's going on. Krosp has objections.
Krosp: "How? It's the middle of winter! We have no transport! Everyone here wants us dead!"
Agatha: "I'm getting used to that last one."
Gil, Martellus, Tarvek, Mechanicsburg
2013-06-24 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 079
Forum:2013-06-24 (Monday)
Krosp, Agatha, Agatha's Wasp eater, Violetta, Smoke Knight, Sparkhound
Agatha is unhappy with their pace. Violetta's getting annoyed with her. A Smoke Knight suddenly appears, then disappears into the maw of a ravening beast.
Violetta: "Whoop! Less sneaking, more running!"
RUNCH
2013-06-26 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 080
Forum:2013-06-26 (Wednesday)
Krosp, Violetta, Agatha, Agatha's Wasp eater, Smoke Knights (very deceased), ~Sparkhound
As they flee, Violetta explains to Krosp about the sparkhounds. Agatha theorizes that Tweedle's using them to put down a rebellion, and that he's confident of capturing them later.
Agatha: "Let's prove him wrong."
Martellus/Tweedle, Heterodyne, Doctor Mongfish
2013-06-28 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 081
Forum:2013-06-28 (Friday)
Sparkhounds, Uncle Julius, Tweedle, \Xerxsephnia
Tweedle brings down yet another of his relatives, but before killing him asks if he's finally reached the top of the rebellion. He has not.
Seffie: "Tch. Oh, Martellus— You've let your filthy dogs into the house again."

Xerxsephnia[]

Location: Refuge of Storms.

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2013-07-01 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 082
Forum:2013-07-01 (Monday)
Xerxsephnia ("Seffie"), two of her minions, Tweedle
Tweedle and Seffie are happily reunited.
Seffie: "You're my favorite brother!"
2013-07-03 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 083
Forum:2013-07-03 (Wednesday)
Tweedle, Seffie, Smoke Knight
Seffie explains why there's been no Storm King for the last couple years. Tweedle wants to know who's going to fill the hole-in-the-world they worked so hard to create. Seffie warns him he won't like it. He doubts her. Foolish man.
Storm King, Tarvek, Heterodyne girl (Agatha), Grandmamma, Zola, Gilgamesh Wulfenbach Soon—
2013-07-05 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 084
Forum:2013-07-05 (Friday)
Tweedle, Seffie
Seffie explains how much of what Tweedle knew is gone now, but he utterly refuses to help Wulfenbach keep his empire, whatever Seffie may have agreed with his people. She drops another bombshell on him.
Tweedle: "He's the jumped-up usurper we're trying to usurp!"
Wulfenbach (Gil), The Council, Grandfather, Grandmamma
2013-07-07 (Sunday)
Vol.XIII p. 085
Forum:2013-07-08 (Monday)
Violetta, Krosp, Agatha, monster (off page)
Agatha has arrived at the hangar/lab where the chess-piece clanks were built. It's deserted. They wonder why.
Sturmhalten, Martellus, Mechanicsburg Meanwhile—
  • GRAAAAH!
This comic is unexpectedly dated Sunday the 7th. The forum for the comic is Monday the 8th, following the usual MWF updating pattern.
2013-07-10 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 086
Forum:2013-07-10 (Wednesday)
monster, Agatha, Krosp, Violetta
Agatha confronts the monster and convinces it not to eat them.
Krosp: "Finally one of you gets it right!"
Monster: snort / murgle murgle murgle
2013-07-12 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 087
Forum:2013-07-12 (Friday)
Agatha's Wasp eater, Violetta, Krosp, Agatha
Krosp explains what Agatha did while he and Violetta look for useful parts.
Krosp: "So it won't be back until it's hungry."
2013-07-15 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 088
Forum:2013-07-15 (Monday)
Violetta, Krosp, Agatha(!)
Agatha builds something interesting while expounding on the joys of the unexpected and of the strange and terrible.
Agatha: "...when things are put into conjunction in a way never before seen... Yes... That is when one can truly glimpse the mechanics of the universe!"

Let's Play with Paper Dolls[]

The wiki has an archive of all the paper doll images and links to high resolution versions.

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2013-07-17 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. (n/a)
Forum:2013-07-17 (Wednesday)
Fashion clank, Tarvek
Clank: "Here is an outfit that you can merrily torture the peasantry in, then retire comfortably to your tiki hut of doom!"
Professors Foglio
  • Grand Vizier (hat)
  • "A Moral System Valid for All is Basically Immoral." – F. Nietzsche (shirt)
Tarvek paper doll
2013-07-19 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. (n/a)
Forum:2013-07-19 (Friday)
\Fashion Clank, Bang
Clank: "I hastily assured her that almost every square meter of the outfit could be used as a garrotte without causing it to wrinkle."
the Baron (Klaus), Monsieur Marcel of Lyons Bang Bang paper doll
2013-07-22 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. (n/a)
Forum:2013-07-22 (Monday)
Fashion Clank, von Zinzer, Dingbot
Clank: "Also at the insistence of Herr von Zinzer, the outfits are roomy and full cut, allowing for ease of fleeing."
Paris, Lady Heterodyne (Agatha) von Zinzer von Zinzer paper doll
2013-07-24 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. (n/a)
Forum:2013-07-24 (Wednesday)
Fashion clank, Mamma Gkika
Clank: "The general insists on a multitude of places where a clever and experienced lady may hide her extensive arsenal."
Herr von Zinzer, Paris Dollink, Mamma Gkika Mamma Gkika paper doll
2013-07-25 (Thursday)
Vol.XIII p. (n/a)
Forum:2013-07-25 (Thursday)
The sample medals for the Girl Genius Volume 12 Kickstarter
2013-07-26 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. (n/a)
Forum:2013-07-26 (Friday)
Fashion Clank, Klaus, baby Gil
Clank: "A successful tyrant must cultivate a wardrobe designed to strike fear into the hearts of his courtiers and sycophants."
Europa, (Neo-)Caligula Baron Wulfenbach Klaus Wulfenbach paper doll

A Most Beautiful Creation[]

Location: Hanger in the Refuge of Storms.

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2013-07-29 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 089
Forum:2013-07-29 (Monday)
Agatha, Reindeer Clank, Violetta, Krosp
Agatha shows off her Goose Sleigh and Reindeer Clank (with built-in weapons and attitude).
Reindeer: "Do you dare challenge the Mistress' design aesthetic?"
snap [x4] clik clak!
2013-07-31 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 090
Forum:2013-07-31 (Wednesday)
Agatha, Krosp, Violetta, Reindeer Clank, Schweincopters
Krosp still doesn't know how they'll be getting out of this underground hangar. Agatha explains.
Violetta: "Uh...That thing can't fly...Can it?"
2013-08-02 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 091
Forum:2013-08-02 (Friday)
Violetta, Agatha, Krosp, Schweincopters
Time to load up the sleigh and escape out one of the launch silos.
Violetta: "Vive la weird. Let's go."
2013-08-05 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 092
Forum:2013-08-05 (Monday)
Agatha, Schweincopters, local spark, Smoke Knights, Mucosapedalian Guard Slime, Krosp
A local spark and his minions discover Agatha and wonder how she could have survived the guard slime. Said slime returns and the local spark has a few choice words for it.
Spark: "Now, obey me and crush my enemies!"
GRAAARG! Rip SNAP! glomph!
2013-08-07 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 093
Forum:2013-08-07 (Wednesday)
Tweedle, Seffie, Violetta, Krosp, Agatha, Schweincopters, Swan Sleigh, Reindeer Clank
Tweedle is going crazy from waiting for his minions to capture Agatha. Seffie is calmer, but isn't fully aware of who she's up against.
Seffie: "She's kilometers from Mechanicsburg—trapped in our fortress—in the dead of winter. What can she do?"
Paris, Mechanicsburg
2013-08-09 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 094
Forum:2013-08-09 (Friday)
Agatha, Krosp, Violetta, Swan Sleigh, Schweincopter, Sparkhound hunting party
Agatha gets clear of the fortress and across some peaks before taking them down. But there's someone on the ground there already.
Soon—

The Master is A-Hunting[]

Location: Mountains near Refuge of Storms.

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2013-08-12 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 095
Forum:2013-08-12 (Monday)
Agatha's transport, Sparkhounds, Zogok (sparkhound), Ishtvan (hunter), Tweedle, Seffie
The hunting party wonders about the passing group, then hears a familiar, much-missed sound.
"Master is hunting!"
BWAAOOON! BWAAOOON!
2013-08-14 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 096
Forum:2013-08-14 (Wednesday)
Zogok, Ishtvan, Agatha's transport, Sparkhounds
Ishtvan wants to find the master, but Zogok calls the pack to go after Agatha.
Zogok: "We go!"
BWAAOOON!
HAAOOOOOO
2013-08-16 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 097
Forum:2013-08-16 (Friday)
Schweincopter, Agatha, Violetta, Krosp, Agatha's Wasp eater, Reindeer Clank
The fore starboard hog fails, and the ship goes down. Krosp is relieved that they've gained some distance, but Violetta is concerned about the lack of terrain hindering the hounds. The reindeer clank is also concerned.
"Not the face!"
FOOM!
SSHWOOPH!
2013-08-19 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 098
Forum:2013-08-19 (Monday)
Agatha, Krosp, Agatha's Wasp eater, Violetta, Schweincopters, Reindeer Clank
Agatha and company made good distance in the air, and are moving as fast as they can on the ground. But the hunters are gaining.
Violetta: "By now it should be less than thirty kilometers as the crow flies—"
Krosp: "What if the crow's in a goofy party sleigh with a busted hog?"
Mechanicsburg
2013-08-21 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 099
Forum:2013-08-21 (Wednesday)
Seffie, Tweedle, Ishtvan
Tweedle tells Seffie that Violetta would know they have to get to Blackridge Gap, so that's where they're headed. Ishtvan arrives and confirms the destination.
Tweedle: "Run! Run like your tails are on fire!"
Mechanicsburg Road, Blackridge Gap, Violetta
2013-08-23 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 100
Forum:2013-08-23 (Friday)
Reindeer Clank, Schweincopters, Agatha, Sparkhounds, Violetta, Krosp
The reinder clank leaps gracefully as the broken hog is cut free. The road thru the pass is visible, but the baying of the sparkhound pack is making Krosp very nervous.
Sparkhounds: "Cat!
"Cat! Cat! Cat!
"Caaaat!"
Mechanicsburg
2013-08-26 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 101
Forum:2013-08-26 (Monday)
Seffie, Tweedle, Ishtvan, Sparkhound
Seffie switches to horseback, leaving Tweedle alone in the sleigh.
Seffie: "Because, my dear, you've been boorish, tyrranical, and an all-around beast, and now she doesn't like you. If I show up with you, she won't like me, either—"
2013-08-28 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 102
Forum:2013-08-28 (Wednesday)
Tweedle, Ishtvan, Agatha, Violetta, Krosp, Agatha's Wasp eater
Tweedle takes his favorite short cut, and manages to trap Agatha between himself and the gate.
Tweedle: "...What "gate?""
Topple Ridge FWHOMPH!
2013-08-30 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 103
Forum:2013-08-30 (Friday)
Violetta, Reindeer Clank, Schweincopters, Sparkhounds, Agatha, Agatha's Wasp eater, Krosp, Tweedle
Agatha finds her way barred by a gate. She keeps on going anyway. Violetta and Tweedle are not happy about it.
Tweedle: "Stay away from it, you crazy woman!"

Activate the Wave-Motion Swan[]

Location: The mountains near Mechanicsburg.

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2013-09-02 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 104
Forum:2013-09-02 (Monday)
Agatha, Violetta, Ishtvan, Tweedle
Agatha announces that they're going through the gate -- revealing that she now knows more about the Swan Sleigh (grandmother's old party sleigh) than Tweedle does.
Ishtvan: "Could it always do that?"
Grandmother CLIK
WHUM WHUM
NYARRRRRRRRRRR
BOOM!
2013-09-04 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 105
Forum:2013-09-04 (Wednesday)
Agatha, Violetta, Krosp, Wulfenbach Sentinel clanks
The three wonder what changes have been made in the time they were gone, and who would need a gate in the wilderness. Large clanks appear and give them a hint.
Sentinel: "IDENTIFY YOURSELVES OR BE DESTROYED."
Mechanicsburg, Wulfenbach
2013-09-06 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 106
Forum:2013-09-06 (Friday)
Tweedle, Ishtvan, Sparkhounds
Ishtvan is convinced that Agatha is lost—that Wulfenbach has her. Tweedle is not, and rides off to recapture her.
Tweedle: "But the crown of the Storm King... and that girl... are mine!"
Wulfenbach, Mechanicsburg, Hell, Wulfenbach Sentinels SLAM!
2013-09-09 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 107
Forum:2013-09-09 (Monday)
Wulfenbach Sentinels, Schweincopters, Reindeer Clank, Agatha, Violetta, Krosp, Tweedle, Sparkhounds
Agatha announces herself to the clanks, and is rewarded with a recorded message from Gil. Tweedle sweeps in before the message can finish.
Tweedle: "Run, girl! I'm here to save you!"
Mechanicsburg, Gil POW!

Gilgamesh Gets Word[]

Location: Gilgamesh's Headquarters; Near the gate on the Mechanicsburg Road.

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2013-09-11 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 108
Forum:2013-09-11 (Wednesday)
Doctor with four eyes, Bohrlaikha (a clank), Gil
News of Agatha's arrival reaches Gil, who hasn't been sleeping lately, and it shows.
Four Eyes: "That's dangerous! One could go mad!"
Bohrlaikha: "How would we know?"
Mechanicsburg, Agatha Elsewhere—
2013-09-13 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 109
Forum:2013-09-13 (Friday)
Wulfenbach Sentinels, Schweincopters, Reindeer Clank, Agatha, Violetta, Krosp's posterior, Agatha's Wasp eater, Tweedle, Sparkhounds
The Wulfenbach clanks fire what appears to be an immobilizing blob at Agatha, who is pushed out of the way by Violetta. They fire regular bullets at Tweedle and the sparkhounds. Agatha's schweincopter clanks charge and butt into the Wulfenbach clanks, knocking them over.
Sentinel: "YOU MUST COME WITH US"
Agatha: "No, I don't think so. There is definitely still something wrong with Gil."

Schweincopter: "HWOINCH!"
Gil PAF!, BLORT, SPLORCH!, POF!, ZING!, POF!, WHREEE!, SLAM!, CRASH!, PAF! Hwoinch! (hwoinch.)
2013-09-16 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 110
Forum:2013-09-16 (Monday)
Wulfenbach Sentinels, Schweincopters, Agatha, Violetta, Tweedle, Sparkhounds
While the guardian clanks fight off the schweincopters, Agatha checks on Violetta. Violetta wants Agatha to run; Tweedle wants Agatha alive.
Tweedle: "Kill everyone else if you must—"
Wulfenbach PAF! BASH
2013-09-18 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 111
Forum:2013-09-18 (Wednesday)
Wulfenbach Sentinels, Sparkhounds, Agatha, Reindeer Clank
The guardians attack the hounds; Agatha runs; the reindeer attacks the sentinels.
Agatha: "AH!"
oil (on clank's arm)
  • BLORT BLORT BLORT
  • SPLORCH! SPLORCH!
  • bzork pthah pthah pthah
  • FOOM!
2013-09-20 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 112
Forum:2013-09-20 (Friday)
Agatha, Wulfenbach Sentinel, Tweedle
A Wulfenbach Sentinel manages to catch Agatha in sticky goop, but Tweedle comes to her rescue—not noticing the sticky goop.
"Hoik!"
SPLORCH! SPLORCH! WHUMP! POW!
2013-09-23 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 113
Forum:2013-09-23 (Monday)
Tweedle, Agatha, Wulfenbach Sentinel
As Tweedle starts to extract Agatha from her gooey trap, one of the clanks makes a last-ditch effort to complete its duty.
Tweedle: "Damn stupid machine—AAAAARGH!"
Wulfenbach  
  • SNAP!
  • WHUMP!
  • POF! PAF! POW! fizzle bzork
2013-09-25 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 114
Forum:2013-09-25 (Wednesday)
Tweedle, Agatha, Krosp, Violetta, Reindeer Clank
Tweedle is hurt. Krosp wants Agatha to kill him, but she won't. Violetta reports more clanks coming, and they have to go. Agatha means to leave Tweedle for Gil, but has forgotten about the goop.
Gil
2013-09-27 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 115
Forum:2013-09-27 (Friday)
Violetta, Reindeer Clank, Agatha's Wasp eater, Krosp, Agatha, Wulfenbach Sentinels, Tweedle, Seffie
More clanks attack as Agatha is cleaning the goo off. Before they can decide what to do, Seffie appears and takes action.
"EEP!"
SPLORCH!
SNAG
2013-09-30 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 116
Forum:2013-09-30 (Monday)
Violetta, Seffie, Tweedle, Reindeer Clank, Agatha's Wasp eater, Agatha, Krosp
Seffie convinces Violetta to lead the Wulfenbach Sentinels off while she gets Agatha away.
Krosp: "Your family members are my kind of people.
"...I'm told that's not a compliment."
Wulfenbach (Gil)
2013-10-02 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 117
Forum:2013-10-02 (Wednesday)
Wulfenbach Sentinels, Seffie, Krosp, Agatha
A dozen clanks surround them. Seffie is adamant that Agatha not fall into Gil's hands, but Krosp sees no way to escape.
Seffie: "He is worse! Much worse— And it's all because of you!"
Gil

Jagermonsters to the Rescue[]

Location: Near the gate on the Mechanicsburg Road → Caverns near Mechanicsburg.

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2013-10-04 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 118
Forum:2013-10-04 (Friday)
Agatha, Wulfenbach Sentinels, Seffie, jägers
Surrounded and out of tricks, Seffie and Agatha get help from an unexpected quarter.
Jäger: "Hyu gots it, sveethot!"
CHOP! (x4)
2013-10-07 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 119
Forum:2013-10-07 (Monday)
Jägers including Zudok, Wulfenbach Sentinels, Agatha, Seffie
The jägers make quick work of the clanks, and Agatha is grabbed by a Jäg riding away on a Dracohippus.
Jäger: "Iz her! Lez go!"
GRAB!
2013-10-09 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 120
Forum:2013-10-09 (Wednesday)
Agatha, Jäger, Dimo
Agatha asks the jäger what's been happening, but her puts her off because it's "complicated". They ride into a hidden cave and he drops her off, calling out to the general. Dimo expresses some surprise.
Jäger: "Hy lets de general tell hyu about dot."
Gil, Mechanicsburg, the general
2013-10-11 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 121
Forum:2013-10-11 (Friday)
Dimo, Agatha
Dimo starts telling Agatha what's going on -- starting with why he's a general now.
Dimo: N"Hangink around vit Maxim and Oggie...Vell, hy got used to beink de schmot guy."
Mechanicsburg, Maxim, Oggie
2013-10-14 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 122
Forum:2013-10-14 (Monday)
Agatha, Dimo, Jägers, Punch/Adam
Dimo tells Agatha about Mechanicsburg. He also mentions the jägers living in the caverns, along with some others who've made their way there.
Dimo: "Escaped Wulfenbach prisoners—"
Mechanicsburg, dot Baron (Klaus), Meester Gil The buck stopped here. (sign)
2013-10-16 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 123
Forum:2013-10-16 (Wednesday)
Punch/Adam, Dimo, Agatha
Turns out Adam/Punch can talk now, much to Agatha's surprise.
Dimo: "In fect, it ken be kind ov hard to gets heem to shot op."
Gil, Vulcan, Lilith, Your father (Bill) and uncle (Barry), Zagreb
2013-10-18 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 124
Forum:2013-10-18 (Friday)
Agatha, Punch/Adam, Dimo, Wooster
Agatha hugs Adam and asks after Lilith—who has taken charge of the nursery. Wooster shows up.
Agatha: "Nursery? ...but children? Here?"
Punch: "A few."
Agatha: "How..."
Punch: "Oh, dear. I was sure Lilith had explained all that."
Lilith, Europa
2013-10-21 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 125
Forum:2013-10-21 (Monday)
Wooster, Agatha, Dimo, Adam/Punch, <Storm King soldiers, <townsfolk, <Klaus
Wooster explains what's been going on as the party walks through the caverns. They reach a place whence they can see the centre of the "modern" Wulfenbach Empire.
Wooster: "The Baron—His Pax Transylvania—It all seems out of some lost golden age of antiquity instead of just two years ago. It's like the Long War never ended."
"Storm King" conspiracy, Mechanicsburg, Europa, the (Wulfenbach) Empire, the Pax Transylvania, the Long War, Gil Fuel (bucket)

Doink[]

Identifier
Page
Characters
Actions
Quotes
Names Used Text Extras
2013-10-23 (Wednesday)
Vol.Silly Stuff p. 1 of 2
Forum:2013-10-23 (Wednesday)
Agatha
Agatha does her hair.
DOINK!
BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH
DOINK!
GLURP GLURP GLURP
COMB COMB COMB
DOINK!
Hairstyles for the Mad (book title)
WIND COiL SET PIN PIN PIN
DOINK!
SNiP
DOINK!
SNAP!
New paper dolls in the Free Stuff section.
2013-10-25 (Friday)
Vol.Silly Stuff p. 2 of 2
Forum:2013-10-25 (Friday)
Agatha, Zeetha
Agatha finishes doing her hair, then starts her busy day.
"I like your hair today."
DOINK!
SNIP SNAP! SNIP SNAP! SNIP SNIP! SNIP!
WUNKA WUNKA WUNKA TWEEEE!
BEEP!
ssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SNOP!
SNOP! SNOP! SNOP! SNOP! SNOP!
COMB COMB squirt snip snip snip
DOINK!

No Time for Mechanicsburg[]

Location: Caverns near Mechanicsburg.

Identifier
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Actions
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Names Used Text Extras
2013-10-28 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 126
Forum:2013-10-28 (Monday)
\Agatha (v.o.), \Dimo (v.o.)
Agatha sees Mechanicsburg, encircled by a wall with statues of her signalling "stop" to those approaching, and covered with giant thorn-bushes.
Agatha: "What has he done to my town!?"
Mechanicsburg, Gil, great-great grandpoppa GG XII KickStarter Project Status Monitor
2013-10-30 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 127
Forum:2013-10-30 (Wednesday)
\Agatha (v.o.), \Dimo (v.o.)
Mechanicsburg itself is covered in a coruscating dome. Long buildings provide access to the edge of the dome, under the giant thorns.
Dimo: "Effrybody knows how he feels about hyu, ho yez! Hee hee!"
Elegant and finely-crafted link to the full image for pages 126 and 126 and GG-XII-KSPSM.
2013-11-01 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 128
Forum:2013-11-01 (Friday)
Adam/Punch, Agatha, Dimo, Jenka, =Violetta, =Tweedle
We pull back to see that Mechanicsburg is displayed holographically on a table. It's Heterodyne technology and it's easy to use, as Dimo demonstrates by switching the view to see what's going on in a nearby valley.
Dimo: "ah. Thenk hyu, Meester Ponch."
Old Heterodynes, Castle, Library, Snorting Valley CLIK CLIK GG-XII-KSPSM
2013-11-04 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 129
Forum:2013-11-04 (Monday)
=Reindeer Clank, =Violetta, =Tweedle, =Wulfenbach clanks, =Bohrlaikha, =Gil, =Bang, =a Great Sky Wurm (as yet un-named), Agatha, Wooster
Agatha is surprised by what's chasing Violetta. And by who's riding it. And by the fact that it's a hunter.
Agatha: "What is that?!"
the Polar Ice Lords GG-vXII-KSPSM
2013-11-06 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 130
Forum:2013-11-06 (Wednesday)
Tweedle, Violetta, Reindeer Clank, Bohrlaikha
Tweedle wakes just in time to witness the end of their escape attempt.
Reindeer: "Not the—"
Master Gil THOOMB! / pfhah / CRASH! GG-vXII-KSPSM

Gil Meets Martellus[]

Location: Snorting Valley (near Mechanicsburg).

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2013-11-08 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 131
Forum:2013-11-08 (Friday)
Great Sky Wurm, ?Bang, Gil, Violetta, Tweedle
Gil arrives and finds Violetta where he expected to find Agatha. He has many questions, but Violetta has trouble answering. Tweedle intervenes, but Gil doesn't appreciate the interruption.
Gil: "If he says another word, cut off his head and pack it in snow. Violetta, you're afraid of me. Why?"
Agatha, Sturmvoraus, Theo, Sleipnir, my father
WAK!
SFX, panel 5
POW!
SFX, panel 7
STOMP x3
SFX, panel 8
GG-vXII-KSPSM w. note
2013-11-11 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 132
Forum:2013-11-11 (Monday)
Agatha, Punch, Wooster, =Violetta, =Gil, =Tweedle, Dimo
Agatha wants to rescue Violetta, but before she can get away she falls ill.
Agatha: "I need... my weasel..."
Punch: "Oh, that takes me back! Of course, it used to be a stuffed clank named Princess Stompy Boots—"
Princess Stompy Boots GG-vXII-KSPSM w. note
2013-11-13 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 133
Forum:2013-11-13 (Wednesday)
Agatha's Wasp eater, Agatha, Dimo, Krosp, Wooster, Punch
The weasel arrives with Krosp just behind. Wooster has never seen a wasp eater. Punch notices something happening near Violetta and Gil.
Punch: "Are those wolves?"
GG-vXII-KSPSM w. note
2013-11-15 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 134
Forum:2013-11-15 (Friday)
Wulfenbach clanks, Sparkhounds, Gil, Violetta, Tweedle
As the sparkhounds attack the clanks, Tweedle attacks Gil. After a brief fight Tweedle seems to get the upper hand.
Tweedle: "Pack— Rip him apart!"
Agatha, your father RRRARGH!

BOOT! / CRAK / WAK!

GG-vXII-KSPSM w. note
2013-11-18 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 135
Forum:2013-11-18 (Monday)
Sparkhounds, Tweedle, Gil, Bang
Gil fights off the Sparkhounds, but would like some help. Tweedle tells him his lackeys are busy dying, and is surprised when an exuberant Bangladesh DuPree jumps in.
Bang: "Hey! These guys can fight! See? He's awesome!"
RRRRRR (x3) / WOK! / CRUMP! / SMASH! / CRAK / POF!

The Boys Have A Lightning Duel[]

Location: Snorting Valley (near Mechanicsburg).

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2013-11-20 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 136
Forum:2013-11-20 (Wednesday)
Gil, \Bang (O.P.), Tweedle
Gil decides to fry Tweedle himself, but Tweedle deflects the blast back at him with his metal hand.
Gil: "WHARRG!!"
KZACK! / CRKKT / ZZRACK / ZKAM!
2013-11-22 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 137
Forum:2013-11-22 (Friday)
Tweedle, Bang
Tweedle's hand is smoking from Gil's zappy attack, and he's afraid it's ruined -- till Bang chops it off. Then she stabs him through the other hand before he manages to knock her down.
Tweedle: "THAT'S IT! KILL ALL OF— "Them?"
SNAP! PANG! / CHOP! / STAB! (x3) / chunk! / SMAK!
2013-11-25 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 138
Forum:2013-11-25 (Monday)
Wulfenbach minion (Higgs), Bohrlaikha, Great Sky Wurm, Sparkhounds (deceased), Gil, flying chess-piece clank with pilot and co-pilot, Tweedle, Bang
The wurm is feasting on sparkhounds; Bohrlaikha is checking on Gil. A flying chess-piece arrives to rescue Tweedle, but he's got a different idea.
Tweedle: "Kill Wulfenbach!"
FWOOM!
2013-11-27 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 139
Forum:2013-11-27 (Wednesday)
Tweedle, Bang, flying chess-piece clank with pilot and co-pilot, Sparkhounds (deceased), Bohrlaikha
Tweedle is having some trouble finishing off Bang. Bohrlaikha has some trouble finishing off the chess-piece clank.
"Die already!"

"No!"

CHOP! / CRASH!
2013-11-29 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 140
Forum:2013-11-29 (Friday)
Tweedle, Bang, flying chess-piece clank and pilot, Bohrlaikha, Sparkhounds (deceased), wurm, Wulfenbach minion (Higgs), Gil
The clank makes off with Tweedle. Bohrlaikha takes Bang and Gil back for treatment. The other minion stays to find Violetta.
Higgs: "Don't worry sir—I'm on it."
Violetta, Agatha stab (x3) / gunch! / ROAAR

A Happier Reunion[]

Location: Snorting Valley (near Mechanicsburg).

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Characters
Actions
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Names Used Text Extras
2013-12-02 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 141
Forum:2013-12-02 (Monday)
Sparkhounds (deceased), Wulfenbach minion (Higgs), Oggie, jäger, Maxim, Violetta, Zeetha
The Wulfenbach minion tracks Violetta to where she's fallen in with a jäger patrol. There his identity is revealed and he's reunited with Zeetha.
Higgs: "Hey. You're looking good."
2013-12-04 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 142
Forum:2013-12-04 (Wednesday)
wurm, Agatha, Agatha's Wasp eater, Krosp, Wooster, Dimo
Agatha is surprised about Tweedle's ability to return Gil's lightning attack, and worried that she might have given him that power. She asks Wooster to help her get to England—"at least for a while." Dimo asks Agatha about the Lucrezia in her head, and tells her she has to be careful.
"Wulfenbach und hyu mamma—dey iz at var."
Gil/Wulfenbach, England, hyu mamma Meanwhile—
2013-12-06 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 143
Forum:2013-12-06 (Friday)
Agatha, Dimo, Agatha's Wasp eater, ~Bohrlaikha, Krosp, Lilith/Judy
Dimo fills Agatha in on some of what's been happening while she was gone. Lilith and Agatha are reunited.
Agatha: "Yes—Gil—what's wrong with him?"
Dimo: "Hoo, boy, vot izn't?"
she, Revenants, wasps, Gil, hiz poppa, Mechanicsburg
2013-12-09 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 144
Forum:2013-12-09 (Monday)
Agatha, Lilith/Judy, Maxinia Agatha Gilliana Heterodyne Clay, Adam/Punch
Agatha meets her little sister.
Agatha: "Oooh... Wook at you!
"Who's an adowable widdle miwacle of science? Who—?"
Young Wulfenbach, SOK!
2013-12-11 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 145
Forum:2013-12-11 (Wednesday)
Maxinia, Lilith/Judy, Adam/Punch, Agatha, The Winslow, the Steinvasser boys (Hoy, Garik, and father Vorlik), more children
Agatha is so happy, and knows it's because Gil tried to help her. She says she has to do something to save him from his trouble, but before she can say what she's interrupted.
Gil, Mum and sisters Steinvasser POF!
2013-12-13 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 146
Forum:2013-12-13 (Friday)
Agatha, various cave denizens (including the Steinvasser boys, Lilith/Judy, Maxinia, Adam/Punch, Dimo)
The people want to know if Agatha can free the town.
Agatha: "Well, I am the Heterodyne. So I guess I've got to do it—or die trying."
GG Shopping Guide

Gil Awakens[]

Location: Gil's HQ outside Mechanicsburg

Identifier
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Characters
Actions
Quotes
Names Used Text Extras
2013-12-16 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 147
Forum:2013-12-16 (Monday)
Gil, Bang, Bohrlaikha
Gil wakes after three days. Bang is still sleeping. Gil is concerned that she's been driving herself too hard lately.
Gil: "Doesn't she know how stupidly dangerous that is?"
Later—
  • blink blink blink
2013-12-18 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 148
Forum:2013-12-18 (Wednesday)
Gil, Bohrlaikha, Bang
Bang wakes, and instantly moves to protect Gil from Bohrlaikha, even though the clank had made no move. Bang is still deeply suspicious.
Bang: "He gets to be as loopy as he wants, and you don't touch him. Got it?"
the court
2013-12-20 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 149
Forum:2013-12-20 (Friday)
Bang, Gil, Higgs, prisoner, skeletons
Higgs reports he didn't catch Violetta, but did see Zeetha. An alarm sounds warning of an attack before he can tell what Zeetha said.
Higgs: "—didn't screw up, just didn't catch her."
Agatha, Jägers, Violetta, Zeetha Wulfenbach (Higgs's hatband)
  • Whooooooo
2013-12-23 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. 150
Forum:2013-12-23 (Monday)
Big and loud attacking clank, Higgs, Bang, Gil, Wulfenbach clanks, minions and soldiers, Bohrlaikha
The attacking clank has burst into one of the long halls. Gil orders the clanks back, convinced that it's from Agatha. Higgs looks a bit out of sorts.
Clank: "WHERE IS GILGAMESH WULFENBACH?!"
Agatha 10 (room no.)
2013-12-25 (Wednesday)
Vol.XIII p. 151
Forum:2013-12-25 (Wednesday)
Bohrlaikha, big and loud attacking clank(*), Gil, Higgs, Bang
They attack the clank and it crashes down when Gil kicks its eye out. It notes Gil's presence as it falls.
Clank: "You have... one... new... message."
WHAM / PAF! / SMASH! / BOOM! / FOOSH

Final Page of Volume 13[]

Location: Gil's HQ outside Mechanicsburg

Identifier
Page
Characters
Actions
Quotes
Names Used Text Extras
2013-12-27 (Friday)
Vol.XIII p. 152
Forum:2013-12-27 (Friday)
%Agatha, Gil, Klaus#Gil, Bang
The message from Agatha plays. She won't come to Gil because "they've... done something" to him. Gil goes from happy to angry, and in the end destroys the machine, complaining that his "son" is still too much of a fool to see how dangerous she is.
Klaus-in-Gil: "ENOUGH."
Mechanicsburg, Martellus, the Storm King, Tarvek SMASH! pfhaZzzrkt

Small Problems introduction[]

Location: Modern-day TPU.

Identifier
Page
Characters
Actions
Quotes
Names Used Text Extras
2013-12-30 (Monday)
Vol.XIII p. Break Time!
Forum:2013-12-30 (Monday)
Phil, Kaja, Christopher Baldwin, Experiment #1, Experiment #2
"Who are you weird people, anyway?"
Bruno, Little Dee, Cookrookery, Space Trawler, Hugo Award In the Faculty Ward at Transylvania Polygnostic University—
  • March (calendar page)
The professors announce that they're taking a break till March, and that Baldwin will be illustrating a GG radio play while they're away.
2013-12-31 (Tuesday)
Vol.XIII p. Break!
Forum:2013-12-31 (Tuesday)
Professor Wright
Meanwhile in the sub-basement chromatic laboratory of Professor Wright— Professor Wright provides some commentary on current (and possible forth-coming) events....

Radio Theater Break: Small Problems[]

Location: Fortress of Blue Mice.

Identifier
Page
Characters
Actions
Quotes
Names Used Text Extras
2014-01-01 (Wednesday)
Vol.Small Problems p. 01
Forum:2014-01-01 (Wednesday)
Orm Jacoby, Lobstermen, member of the local gentry, Agatha, Krosp, Zeetha
Our heroes thwart a villain and thereafter dine on seafood.
Agatha: "Science!"
Europe, Skifander, the Fortress of Blue Mice
2014-01-03 (Friday)
Vol.Small Problems p. 02
Forum:2014-01-03 (Friday)
Krosp, Agatha, Zeetha
Krosp brings Agatha breakfast in bed.
Chump bzork / CRASH!
2014-01-06 (Monday)
Vol.Small Problems p. 03
Forum:2014-01-06 (Monday)
Zeetha, Agatha, Krosp, Dr. Bonefish
Dr. Bonefish arrives with startling news.
2014-01-08 (Wednesday)
Vol.Small Problems p. 04
Forum:2014-01-08 (Wednesday)
Dr. Bonefish, Zeetha, Agatha, castle guard, giant "frog", Squibbs
They discuss whether the giant frog is a threat -- or even a frog.
Bonefish: "It has devoured the entire grounds keeping staff."
2014-01-10 (Friday)
Vol.Small Problems p. 05
Forum:2014-01-10 (Friday)
Krosp, Agatha, Zeetha, Dr. Bonefish, Squibbs
Agatha sees something the others don't, and builds a telescope to help them figure it out.
"What do you see?"
"A giant frog!"
"Besides the frog."
"Egad! Another giant frog!"
Plato
2014-01-13 (Monday)
Vol.Small Problems p. 06
Forum:2014-01-13 (Monday)
Agatha, Dr. Bonefish, Zeetha, Squibbs, Krosp
Agatha reveals the scale of the problem they face.
Squibbs: "So this is where your mad experiments have gotten us, you crazy fool!"
2014-01-15 (Wednesday)
Vol.Small Problems p. 07
Forum:2014-01-15 (Wednesday)
Dr. Bonefish, Squibbs, minion thrashing engine, Agatha, mechanical bed warmer, Zeetha, \Othar
They try to figure out who's to blame.
Squibbs: "Oh! You mean do we have any prisoners in the vivisection labs!"
Bonefish: "Ah– No, I–"
Squibbs: "Or perhaps you meant the torture dome, or the mincing cells, or possibly the flaying room?"

"Er..."

SMAK (x4)
2014-01-17 (Friday)
Vol.Small Problems p. 08
Forum:2014-01-17 (Friday)
Agatha, Zeetha, Dr. Bonefish, Squibbs, Krosp
Agatha and Zeetha recognize the voice.
Krosp: "Terrific."
Othar Tryggvassen, Europa
2014-01-20 (Monday)
Vol.Small Problems p. 09
Forum:2014-01-20 (Monday)
various unidentified clanks, people and monsters, Agatha, Krosp, Zeetha, Othar
Othar breaks the fourth wall, which is just paper anyway.
Agatha: "Science!"
2014-01-22 (Wednesday)
Vol.Small Problems p. 10
Forum:2014-01-22 (Wednesday)
Agatha, Squibbs, Zeetha, Dr. Bonefish, Othar, Krosp
Agatha thinks Othar is crazy. Squibbs wonders why.
Squibbs: "Othar wants to destroy these people, and you think he's insane?!"
Europa
2014-01-24 (Friday)
Vol.Small Problems p. 11
Forum:2014-01-24 (Friday)
Othar, Zeetha, Agatha, Dr. Bonefish
They pull Othar in from the window ledge, and he reveals that he did shrink them -- as part of his plan to free the countryside from Dr. Bonefish. Dr. B. claims to be reformed, but also to be spending a fortune on disemboweling blades.
"You have to buy them in bulk!"
The Church of the Holy Pamphlet
2014-01-27 (Monday)
Vol.Small Problems p. 12
Forum:2014-01-27 (Monday)
Othar, Agatha, Dr. Bonefish, Zeetha, Krosp
Othar explains what happened, offers Agatha the job of spunky sidekick, and begins adapting his plan to the altered circumstances.
"Ow! Ow! Ow! He's hitting me with a hammer!"
BONK BONK BONK
2014-01-29 (Wednesday)
Vol.Small Problems p. 13
Forum:2014-01-29 (Wednesday)
Othar, Dr. Bonefish, Zeetha, Squibbs, Agatha
Othar and Zeetha begin to fight.
Squibbs: "The people of Skifander duel with hammers?"
Agatha: "They come from a proud race of carpenters."
Skifander BONK / BONK BONK BONK BONK
2014-01-31 (Friday)
Vol.Small Problems p. 14
Forum:2014-01-31 (Friday)
Krosp, Agatha, Zeetha, Othar
Agatha interrupts Zeetha because they need Othar to unshrink them. He won't tell them how, though, because he thinks Krosp will kill him.
Krosp: "I don't believe it. He's gotten smarter."
2014-02-03 (Monday)
Vol.Small Problems p. 15
Forum:2014-02-03 (Monday)
Agatha, Othar, Zeetha, Krosp, Dr. Bonefish, Squibbs
The shrinking machine is on the other side of the moat, the equivalent of twenty kilometres away. Dr. Bonefish says he can help, and has Squibbs unlock and set the targeting wheel.
the targeting wheel, the ballista room Ka-ReeeEEK!
2014-02-05 (Wednesday)
Vol.Small Problems p. 16
Forum:2014-02-05 (Wednesday)
Dr. Bonefish, Agatha, Krosp, Squibbs, Zeetha
The room is launched into the air, aimed at the shrinking machine.
"I hardly ever miss!"
Castle Heterodyne, Othar
2014-02-07 (Friday)
Vol.Small Problems p. 17
Forum:2014-02-07 (Friday)
=Young man, =construct (young woman), =older man, Agatha, Krosp, Zeetha, Othar
Time for a brief recap as we fly thru the air with somewhat less than the greatest of ease.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Skifander, Doctor Egil Bonefish
2014-02-10 (Monday)
Vol.Small Problems p. 18
Forum:2014-02-10 (Monday)
Dr. Bonefish, Agatha, Zeetha, Krosp, Othar, Squibbs
They land right on the shrinking machine and make plans to rope down to the controls.
SKRUNCH!
2014-02-12 (Wednesday)
Vol.Small Problems p. 19
Forum:2014-02-12 (Wednesday)
Othar, Zeetha, Agatha, Krosp, Dr. Bonefish, Squibbs
They descend the machine. Squibbs loses a hand to a booby trap.
Missing bear poster
2014-02-14 (Friday)
Vol.Small Problems p. 20
Forum:2014-02-14 (Friday)
Agatha, Zeetha, Dr. Bonefish, Othar, Squibbs, Krosp
They reach the ledge where the controls are, and Othar reveals his plan.
Fortress of Blue Mice
2014-02-17 (Monday)
Vol.Small Problems p. 21
Forum:2014-02-17 (Monday)
Othar, Zeetha, Agatha, Dr. Bonefish, Krosp, Squibbs
Zeetha is appalled at Othar's plan. Agatha seems more open to it—briefly.
Agatha: "Science itself is neither sane or insane—it is what we do with science that determines how we ourselves are judged by the survivors!"
2014-02-19 (Wednesday)
Vol.Small Problems p. 22
Forum:2014-02-19 (Wednesday)
Dr. Bonefish, Agatha, Squibbs, Krosp, Zeetha, warrior ants
In trying to deactivate the machine without Othar's help, they manage to disengage the security systems. They are immediately attacked.
CLACK
2014-02-21 (Friday)
Vol.Small Problems p. 23
Forum:2014-02-21 (Friday)
warrior ants, Zeetha, Krosp, Dr. Bonefish, Agatha, Squibbs
While the other fight off the invading ants, Agatha tries to get Squibbs to help her disable the machine.
2014-02-24 (Monday)
Vol.Small Problems p. 24
Forum:2014-02-24 (Monday)
Agatha, warrior ants, Zeetha, Squibbs, Krosp, Dr. Bonefish
Agatha notices that the machine is still on, and deduces that it's keeping them small. They flip another switch, and the group snaps back to normal size. The ants, while still tiny, continue to attack Zeetha.
CLACK WHUM WHUM // VOOP!
2014-02-26 (Wednesday)
Vol.Small Problems p. 25
Forum:2014-02-26 (Wednesday)
Zeetha, Agatha, Dr. Bonefish, Squibbs, Krosp, Othar
Zeetha jumps in the lake to wash off the ants. The ants adapt. Othar reappears, as does the fortress. And another thing.
Squibbs: "There's a giant duck coming right for us!"
splash
2014-02-28 (Friday)
Vol.Small Problems p. 26
Forum:2014-02-28 (Friday)
Dr. Bonefish, Agatha, Squibbs, Zeetha, Krosp, Othar
They run to the fortress, but Dr. Bonefish appears to have locked himself out.
Bonefish: "Run now, rationalize later! Come on!"

References

  1. shout outs to authors acquaintances. Elder sign


Index[]

Chronology Overview         Internal Chronology
Key Book red = First page of volume                 Calendar metal = chronology                 Cast multicolor = cast
Act 1 1 Book red

Calendar metal Cast multicolor

2 Book red

Calendar metal Cast multicolor

3 Book red

Calendar metal Cast multicolor

4 Book red

Calendar metal Cast multicolor

5 Book red

Calendar metal Cast multicolor

6 Book red

Calendar metal Cast multicolor

7 Book red

Calendar metal Cast multicolor

8 Book red

Calendar metal Cast multicolor

9 Book red

Calendar metal Cast multicolor

10 Book red

Calendar metal Cast multicolor

11 Book red

Calendar metal Cast multicolor

12 Book red

Calendar metal Cast multicolor

13 Book red

Calendar metal Cast multicolor

Act 2 1 Book red

Calendar metal Cast multicolor

2 Book red

Calendar metal Cast multicolor

3 Book red

Calendar metal Cast multicolor

4 Book red

Calendar metal Cast multicolor

5 Book red

Calendar metal Cast multicolor

6 Book red

Calendar metal Cast multicolor

7 Book red

Calendar metal Cast multicolor

8 Book red

Calendar metal Cast multicolor

9 Book red

Calendar metal Cast multicolor

10 Book red

Calendar metal Cast multicolor

11 Book red

Calendar metal Cast multicolor

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