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Girl Genius

The graphic novels in the canon currently consist of twenty-one complete volumes and one that is currently ongoing. Nineteen of these have been (or soon will be) published in printed form. The completed twentieth and twenty-first volumes, as well as the ongoing twenty-second volume, are available on the web for free, as are all of the previous volumes that also have print editions.

Starting with the fourteenth volume, the story has now entered Act 2 and the volume numbers have started over at one. Volumes in Act 2 will be identified in the chronology by the act number, a dash, and then the volume number; for example, Act 2, Volume 1 (overall volume number 14) will be identified as 2-1. Eventually, references in these chronologies to the volumes in the first part, Act 1, will be renumbered to match. While "Act 1" and "Act 2" were originally used by the Foglios to refer to the two parts of Girl Genius, eventually they settled on The First Journey of Agatha Heterodyne and The Second Journey of Agatha Heterodyne as the official names for the two sections.

The chronology pages describe the comics to assist scholars in finding the page on which something occurred. For each comic, the chronology pages identify the characters that appear, actions taken, significant quotes, and other things of interest. Section titles are from the canon unless otherwise noted.

For a partial timeline of the events in the comic, see Internal Chronology.

For more information on the double-page spreads in this volume, see double-page spreads in Girl Genius.

For more information on special pages in this volume, see the list of special pages, notes, and annotations.

Page number note: Each page entry contains the page numbers from both the published volume and web comic images. The web page numbers are in parenthesis and are zero-padded to match the format used in the online images. The Revenge of the Weasel Queen pages have not yet been included in a published volume.

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One or more of the following symbols may be attached to a name to indicate the type of appearance. For more explanation, see Chronology Sigils Key.

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For more information about the page records and guidelines for adding new ones, see Girl Genius:Editing the Chronology.

The Rumor Mill[]

Location: Mechanicsburg streets then the house of Carson von Mekkhan.


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2007-02-26 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 5(001)
Forum:2007-02-26 (Monday)
~Lucrezia Mongfish, ~Bill Heterodyne, ~Agatha Heterodyne, ~Barry Heterodyne, ~The High Priestess, <Wulfenbach soldiers, soldier, Phil Foglio
A soldier recounts the battle with Master Payne's Circus of Adventure for Phil.
Soldier: "It's unbelievable!"
Phil: "Oh—I'll grant you that."


2007-02-28 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 6(002)
Forum:2007-02-28 (Wednesday)
Mechanicsburg townsfolk, Arella. Torchman
Rumors about the battle and a female Heterodyne heir spread through Mechanicsburg.
"Garlic pickles! Sweet Pickles! Mustard pickles! Pepper pickles!" "Fat green snails! Try 'em in a pie! Fat red snails! My, oh my!" " "Poiled Slurgs! Fried onna stick!" "Eggs! Mostly chicken!"
The Baron (Klaus), The Princess, Giant Albino Cats (Krosp?), The Prince (Tarvek), The Spider Riders (Geisterdamen), Gilgamesh Wulfenbach, Giant Chickens (Baba Yaga?), Jägers, Heterodyne Heir (Agatha)
Soap Here
Sign, panel 2
High resolution version with easier to read text.


2007-03-02 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 7(003)
Forum:2007-03-02 (Friday)
townsfolk, Arella, Carson von Mekkhan, cat
Arella tells Carson about the rumors.
Arella: "I don't know Poppa…this one sounds different."
"Tours of Beautiful Historic Mechanicsburg Home of Hetero…"
Sign, panel 1
"Heliotrope / Scribe and Book Works"
Sign, panel 2


2007-03-05 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 8(004)
Forum:2007-03-05 (Monday)
Arella, Carson, cat
Discussing the Baron's defeat. Arella convinces Carson the heir is different this time.
"A girl" (Agatha), Baron (Klaus), Jägers, "The generals" (Jägergenerals), "The Masters" (William Heterodyne, Barry Heterodyne), Lady Lucrezia, Punch, Judy, The High Priestess, some plumbers, "grandson" (Vanamonde von Mekkhan)

Yes, it's on Purpose[]

Location: Gate of Mechanicsburg near the Doom Bell.


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2007-03-07 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 9(005)
Forum:2007-03-07 (Wednesday)
Master Heliotrope (Carson von Mekkhan), Kars, Gargoyle
Kars cleaning the street.
Kars' Mama Mechanicsburgh [sic]


2007-03-09 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 10(006)
Forum:2007-03-09 (Friday)
Kars, Carson, Gargoyle (\Castle Heterodyne)
Carson mulls over the rumors and takes a nap.
Another "Heterodyne Heir" (Agatha), Klaus

What Next?[]

Location: "Aboard a fleeing airship."


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2007-03-12 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 11(007)
Forum:2007-03-12 (Monday)
Master Payne, Abner, Pix, Countess Marie, Yeti, Trish Belloptrix, Moonsock, other performers, voice of \Ardsley Wooster
Discussing breaking up the circus after humiliating the Baron.
Payne: "This is it. Master Payne's Circus of Adventure is finished."
Lady Heterodyne (Agatha), Baron (Klaus)
Last night- aboard a fleeing airship- we find the theatrical troupe that caused all this trouble:
Narration, panel 1


2007-03-14 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 12(008)
Forum:2007-03-14 (Wednesday)
Wooster, Agatha Heterodyne, Payne, Countess Marie, Rivet, Trish Belloptrix, Balthazar, Dame Aedith, Rivet, Abner
Wooster suggests the circus perform in England. They accept, but Agatha isn't going.
Payne: "We will follow the Lady Heterodyne to England."
Agatha: "Oh—I'm not going!"
the Queen, vampires

Entering Mechanicsburg[]

Location: Gate of Mechanicsburg near the Doom Bell, and into the city.


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2007-03-16 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 13(009)
Forum:2007-03-16 (Friday)
Carson, horseboy, townsfolk, Wooster, Agatha, Krosp, Zeetha, Gargoyle
Wooster asks Carson for directions to the hospital. After they pass, Carson is surprised to see the gargoyle has turned to look at the group, and Agatha.
Baron (Klaus), Heterodyne Boys (Bill, Barry)
…But that was last night.
Narration, panel 1
"Janke's D..." (Drovers?)
Wagon, panel 1


2007-03-19 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 14(010)
Forum:2007-03-19 (Monday)
Wooster, Agatha, Torchman, Zeetha, Krosp
First half of double picture: The inner side of the wall of Mechanicsburg, and houses and factories. A Torchman calmly resting on a lamp.
Wooster: "Well, here it is. Happy?"
Agatha: "Oh, my."
"Girls with Sling Shots" "See Exotic Wapsi Square" "Clean rooms/stable / Free breakfast / Gunnerkrigg Court / Indoor Pl???" "Read Arcane Times" "Try Prof. Milholland's `Something Positive' Tonic!" "Dominic Deegan: Sees all/Tells all" "Home on the Strange: Mechanicsburg real estate" "The Devil's Panties: Lingerie – Notions – and discreet items" "Buck Godot: Fashions for big and tall men!" (Much of the text on this page is shoutouts to other webcomics.)

Castle Heterodyne[]

Location: Mechanicsburg streets.


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2007-03-21 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 15(011)
Forum:2007-03-21 (Wednesday)
townsfolk (singing), Torchman
Second half of double picture: Castle Heterodyne. Busking urchins singing the Mechanicsburg Tourism Song.
Agatha: "To be honest, I thought it would look much worse."
"Buck Godot: Fashions for big and tall men!" "Eat" "Burlew's Restaurant: Try an Order of the Stick with our famous pie!" "Namir Deiter's Exotic Pets: 'A great souvenir!'" "Drink Digger" "FreeFall Hair Style Salon" "Short Packed Warehouse Storage" "Questionable Content: A philosophical journal. 13¢ At all newstands(sic). Published monthly." "Lackadaisy Pub" "See 'Bob' The Angry Flower! Now at the Botanical Gardens"[1] The Mechanicsburg Tourism Song by TPU Professor Tom Smith. / Elegant and finely-crafted link to the combined image.


2007-03-23 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 16(012)
Forum:2007-03-23 (Friday)
Krosp, Zeetha, Agatha(!), Wooster, <Judy, woman
Discussing the appropriateness of Agatha's planned visit to the castle. Agatha remembers Judy's advice .
Lucrezia, "young son" (Klaus Barry Heterodyne), "Your Queen" (Queen Albia of England)
Drink Heterody(ne) Tonic / "It's Heterodynami(c") / 3¢—and worth it!
Poster, panel 3
Lightning Strasse
Sign, panel 3

Grumpy Jagers[]

Location: "In a watchtower outside the town."


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2007-03-26 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 17(013)
Forum:2007-03-26 (Monday)
Ognian, Maxim, Dimo, Jenka, Füst
Jägers watching Agatha et al enter Mechanicsburg. In the background of the second frame can be seen the airship taking Gil to the Great Hospital at Mechanicsburg.
Jenka: '"No Jäger iz to enter Mechanicsburg— 'til a Heterodyne iz vunce again in residence." Dot vas de deal. ' / ' Me? I vos travelink about, deliverink messages, causink trouble.'
Her (Agatha), Heterodyne
In a watchtower outside the town-
Narration, panel 1

Gil Lands at the Hospital[]

Location: Outside then inside the Great Hospital at Mechanicsburg.


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2007-03-28 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 18(014)
Forum:2007-03-28 (Wednesday)
Gilgamesh Wulfenbach, Sun Jen-djieh, orderlies, patients
Gil arriving at the Great Hospital at Mechanicsburg.
"Your father" (Klaus)


2007-03-30 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 19(015)
Forum:2007-03-30 (Friday)
Gil, Sun Jen-djieh, Baron Klaus Wulfenbach, <Higgs "Rozen Maiden"
Gil sees his father in the hospital bed.
Rozen Maiden
Cap tally, panel 6

Airman Higgs[]

Location: Inside the hospital with a flashback to a medical airship and a farmer's pond.


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2007-04-02 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 20(016)
Forum:2007-04-02 (Monday)
<airmen, <Baron (Klaus), <Captain Bangladesh DuPree, <Airman Third Class Axel Higgs
During the Baron's evacuation from Sturmhalten, his medical airship is hit, killing all the crew except Higgs.


2007-04-04 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 21(017)
Forum:2007-04-04 (Wednesday)
<Higgs, <Green glowy things?, <Klaus
Higgs battles monsters to make his way to the evacuation gigs, finding the Baron en route.


2007-04-06 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 22(018)
Forum:2007-04-06 (Friday)
<Higgs, <Klaus, <DuPree
Now dragging the Baron behind him, Higgs encounters DuPree. DuPree breaks Higgs' arm, Higgs breaks DuPree's jaw. They escape in the gig, only for DuPree to attack again.


2007-04-09 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 23(019)
Forum:2007-04-09 (Monday)
<Higgs, <Klaus,
Higgs subdues DuPree once more, sustaining a broken leg and a bite (infected) in the process. The gig crashes into a pond. Higgs drags Klaus and DuPree to shore, encountering a goose, which breaks his other arm.
DuPree
Carbo[lic] Acid
Bottle, panel 6


2007-04-11 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 24(020)
Forum:2007-04-11 (Wednesday)
<soldiers, <Higgs, Sun Jen-djieh, Gil
Wulfenbach troops mistakenly shoot Higgs in his remaining uninjured leg. The troops repeating Higgs' rum-fuelled story of events at Sturmhalten make it impossible for Wulfenbach to suppress knowledge of the Heterodyne and the Baron's condition.[2]
Sun: "They're probably discussing it in the Forbidden City at this very moment."
"Your father" (Klaus), DuPree, "Heterodyne Heir" (Agatha)

Gil Deludes Himself[]

Location: Inside the hospital.


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2007-04-13 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 25(021)
Forum:2007-04-13 (Friday)
Sun Jen-djieh, Gil
Discussion of Gil taking control while his father is recovering.
Old Prince (Aaronev), Questers, "my father" (Klaus), "Heterodyne" girl (Agatha)

Playing Tourist[]

Location: Outside Castle Heterodyne and a street cafe in Mechanicsburg.


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2007-04-16 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 26(022)
Forum:2007-04-16 (Monday)
Zeetha (cloaked), Ardsley Wooster, guard... Wulfenbach colonel(?), Black Squad
Guards suddenly appear, surrounding a cloaked figure, suspecting it to be the Lady Heterodyne.
Wooster: "The first Castle Heterodyne was built in 1042 by the Ht'Rok-Din's son, 'Knife'. It was destroyed and rebuilt three times before the present structure was erected in 1298. A major change came in 1677, when…"
Ht'Rok-Din, 'Knife', Lady Heterodyne (Agatha)


2007-04-18 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 27(023)
Forum:2007-04-18 (Wednesday)
Zeetha, Black Squad, Wooster, Sergeant Scorp, Agatha, resident
Zeetha is released by the Black Guard when Sergeant Scorp confirms she isn't the Heterodyne.
Soldier: "G—green hair!?"
Wooster: "It's a fungus! The doctor said not to expose it to light!"
New Heterodyne (Agatha)

About the Castle[]

Location: Cafe in Mechanicsburg, with a flashback to Castle Heterodyne.


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2007-04-20 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 28(024)
Forum:2007-04-20 (Friday)
Wooster, Agatha, <Castle Heterodyne, <TPU team, <Mordechai Donowitz
Wooster fills Agatha in about the Castle. Abandoned for some time after the attack, it took a group of TPU researchers hostage, demanding to be repaired.


2007-04-23 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 29(025)
Forum:2007-04-23 (Monday)
<Castle Heterodyne, <TPU research assistant, <Mordechai Donowitz]], <guard, <Klaus, Agatha, Wooster, Zeetha, bar maid
Wooster's story continues: how fourteen years ago, Castle Heterodyne became the Baron's ultimate punishment detail.
Raise a child - alive
Book, panel 2.
W(i)ne * Beer * Quiche * Dr(?)
Sign, panels 6-7


2007-04-25 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 30(026)
Forum:2007-04-25 (Wednesday)
Krosp, Agatha, Zeetha, Carson, Zola, Zola's minions, townsfolk
Carson eavesdrops on Krosp alerting Agatha to Zola's arrival. Zola stands on the plinth of the Mechanicsburg Heterodyne Memorial Statue to address the crowd, her pink airship in the background.
Haus
Heterodiner / Seafood / Landf(ood)
Storefronts, panel 4
We'll be back - cancel the m(?)
Statue inscription, panel 4

Another Heir[]

Location: Square in Mechanicsburg and to the castle, then inside the pink airship.


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2007-04-27 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 31(027)
Forum:2007-04-27 (Friday)
Zola, townsfolk, Agatha, Zeetha
Citing the Baron's weakness and impending war, Zola lays claim to the Heterodyne name, and Castle Heterodyne itself.
"Thus, despite the risk to my person I return to claim my own— starting with Castle Heterodyne! Come along, and bear witness! And then, A new era awaits!"
Lady Heterodyne, William Heterodyne, Baron (Klaus)
Sparky's Nuts
Cart, panel 1
"but first... a song!"


2007-04-30 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 32(028)
Forum:2007-04-30 (Monday)
Zola, Zola's minions including Herr Vikel, townsfolk, Black Squad, Agatha (voice), another voice (Zeetha? Wooster?)
Zola and her minions approach the Castle. Herr Vikel uses a device to neutralize the Black Squad.
"Yonder lies the castle of my father!"


2007-05-02 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 33(029)
Forum:2007-05-02 (Wednesday)
Krosp, Agatha, Wooster, Zeetha, townsfolk
The group trails Zola to the castle. With a little encouragement from Zeetha, Agatha runs.


2007-05-04 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 34(030)
Forum:2007-05-04 (Friday)
Agatha, Bystander, Zola, minions, Wooster, Krosp, Carson
Agatha collapses from running. Zola gives Agatha "A gold coin with her picture ... and the Heterodyne Sigil". Zola enters the Castle. Carson approaches Agatha.
Carson: "Pardon me, M'Lady— but shouldn't that have been you?"


2007-05-07 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 35(031)
Forum:2007-05-07 (Monday)
Duke Strinbeck, Baron Oublenmach, airman
Aboard The Pink Airship, Strinbeck and Oublenmach discuss whether the timing of Zola's appearance was appropriate.
Zola, Klaus, "girl from Sturmhalten" (Agatha)


2007-05-09 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 36(032)
Forum:2007-05-09 (Wednesday)
Oublenmach, Strinbeck, Un-named Airship Captain, Kraddok
Kraddok at the wheel of the airship is worried about Mechanicsburg airspace.
Zola, the Baron (Klaus)

Gil protects Klaus[]

Location: Inside Klaus' room in the Great Hospital at Mechanicsburg.


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2007-05-11 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 37(033)
Forum:2007-05-11 (Friday)
Gil, Sun Jen-djieh, nurse/assassin, Klaus
Gil and Sun see the pink airship. A fake nurse enters to kill Klaus, Gil kills her using his lightning staff.
"It's very pink!"


2007-05-14 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 38(034)
Forum:2007-05-14 (Monday)
Gil, Sun Jen-djieh, Klaus
Gil and Sun discuss expected assassination attempts. Gil ponders the airship.
Heterodyne Boys (Bill, Barry), Agatha, Wooster

Agatha Meets Von Mekkan[]

Location: Outside Castle Heterodyne and into the Coffee Shop.


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2007-05-16 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 39(035)
Forum:2007-05-16 (Wednesday)
Wooster, Agatha, Carson, Krosp, Zeetha
Agatha reveals herself to Carson, who introduces himself.
Carson: "Don't try to boggle me, mister talking cat. This is Mechanicsburg, you are by no means the strangest thing in this town." / "Welcome, my Lady— if my Lady you be."
Bill and Lucrezia, Punch and Judy


2007-05-18 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 40(036)
Forum:2007-05-18 (Friday)
Wooster, Carson, Agatha, Krosp, ~Zola "Heterodyne"
Carson discusses the usual bogus Heterodyne heirs, and how Agatha and Zola are unusual.
Carson: '…I'm an old man, and I've lived here a long time. I've learned that just because something is "impossible"- doesn't mean it can't happen.'

Carson: "Someone is trying to take over my town."


2007-05-21 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 41(037)
Forum:2007-05-21 (Monday)
Zeetha, Krosp, Agatha, Carson, customers, Vanamonde von Mekkhan
Carson takes them to the coffee shop to meet his grandson, Van.
Carson: "This is Agatha Heterodyne."
Van: "THERE'S TWO OF THEM?!"
Burgermeister Zuken, Heiress (Zola), Oublenmach, Strinbeck, Bill, Lucrezia


2007-05-23 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 42(038)
Forum:2007-05-23 (Wednesday)
Agatha, Van, waitress, Zeetha, Carson, Krosp
Van and Carson discuss the heirs. Agatha tries coffee.
Krosp: "I think you're about to find out that Lilith was a smart lady."
Lilith (Judy), Oublenmach, Baron (Klaus)

The Coffee Engine is Broken?!?[]

Location: Inside the Coffee Shop.


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2007-05-25 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 43(039)
Forum:2007-05-25 (Friday)
Van, Agatha(!), waitress, Herr Mitrant, Rinja, Carson
Agatha, stimulated by coffee, gathers information about Van's broken coffee engine. She picks up and reads a book ("Bean There, Done That"), then gets to work.
Van: "She… just gave a direct order to Rinja… and didn't get smacked!"


2007-05-28 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 44(040)
Forum:2007-05-28 (Monday)
Van, Wooster, Zeetha, Krosp, Agatha(!), Carson, Herr Mitrant
Agatha gives more orders. She returns the book to Van, having corrected the book and deduced he was the author. She offends Herr Mitrant by touching his tools, then interests him in her plans.
Agatha: "Here's yourbook back! Icantellyou wroteiteven thoughyouused afakename. Allthe spelling corrections areinred."
Book title: "Bean There, Done That"


2007-05-30 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 45(041)
Forum:2007-05-30 (Wednesday)
Krosp, Carson, Van, Agatha(!), glass blower, waitress, Wooster, Assistant, customers, Herr Mitrant
Agatha gets many people involved in the construction.
Van: "I suppose you don't care that this was a genuine Bugatti coffee engine… imported from Milan at great personal expense…"
Agatha: "Big hammer!"
Van: "sigh. Of course, my lady."

Agatha: "Say, could I get another cup of coffee?"
Van and Carson: "NO!"


2007-06-01 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 46(042)
Forum:2007-06-01 (Friday)
\Agatha, Zeetha, Carson, <ancient Heterodynes, <ancient citizens of Mechanicsburg, Krosp, rat catcher
Carson explains the mentality of citizens of Mechanicsburg. Krosp gets a dead rat from a boy.
Carson: "Sure, the Heterodynes were dangerous lunatics— but they became our dangerous lunatics!"


2007-06-04 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 47(043)
Forum:2007-06-04 (Monday)
Krosp, Carson, <Heterodyne Heir claimant, <Carson, Agatha, waitress, customers, ~citizens of Mechanicsburg
Carson explains why a fake Heterodyne Heir can be trouble.
Carson: "Trying to con these people is a very bad idea. When they break out the torches and pitchforks, well— it's just hell to clean up, and attracts the wrong sort of tourist."


2007-06-06 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 48(044)
Forum:2007-06-06 (Wednesday)
customers, employees, Agatha(*), Carson, Krosp, Van
Agatha works on the coffee engine, Heterodyning.


2007-06-08 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 49(045)
Forum:2007-06-08 (Friday)
Agatha(*), customers, employees, Carson, Krosp, Wooster, Van
Agatha causes an explosion. Carson, Wooster, and Van consider the danger Agatha is in.
"Heppler wrench!" "Yes, Mistress!" / "In my experience, a strong Heterodyne will take about two hours to truly warp the laws of nature."

Report at the Hospital[]

Location: Inside Klaus' room in the Great Hospital at Mechanicsburg.


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2007-06-11 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 50(046)
Forum:2007-06-11 (Monday)
Sun, Gil, assassins, Captain Vole
Gil fights assassins. Vole disarms one of them.
Vole: "Well, ve kent haff dot. <rip> I haff not yet giffen my report."
Baron (Klaus) Room number: 402


2007-06-13 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 51(047)
Forum:2007-06-13 (Wednesday)
Gil, Vole, Sun
Vole is explained to be not-a-Jäger. Vole reports on the second female Heterodyne.
Vole: "Dere haff been three explosions so far, sir."
Gil: "Agatha!"
Agatha


2007-06-14 (Thursday)
Vol.VII p. 52(047.5)
Forum:2007-06-14 (Thursday)
Gil, Sun Jen-djieh, Vole
Gil explains he sent Agatha to England, and threatened to destroy England.
Agatha, Wooster, Father (Klaus), Another Heterodyne Heir (Zola)
⬉ Not listening
Annotated Gil, panel 6


2007-06-15 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 53(048)
Forum:2007-06-15 (Friday)
Gil, insect-clank, Vole, Sun
The insect-clank attacks the room. Gil sends Vole to fetch the 'Heterodyne girl'.
"Death to the despoiler of East Kruminney!"
Despoiler of East Kruminney (Klaus), Heterodyne girl (Agatha)

Coffee's Ready![]

Location: Inside the Coffee Shop.


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2007-06-18 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 54(049)
Forum:2007-06-18 (Monday)
Coffee engine, Agatha, dingbots
Agatha presents the finished coffee engine with all the bells and whistles. (OK, just whistles, no bells.)
Agatha: "Coffee's ready!"


2007-06-20 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 55(050)
Forum:2007-06-20 (Wednesday)
Wooster, Carson, Vanamonde, Krosp, Zeetha, Assistant, Agatha
Agatha starts to take a sip of coffee. Van takes the cup to try it first.


2007-06-22 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 56(051)
Forum:2007-06-22 (Friday)
(*), Vanamonde
Van experiences coffee transcendence, depicted as floating toward a mountain sunrise.


2007-06-25 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 57(052)
Forum:2007-06-25 (Monday)
Van, Agatha, Carson
Van describes how perfect the coffee (and everything else) is.
Van: "And the! This perfect saucer!"
Carson: "…Lady?"
Agatha: "Er… I can fix that."

Troops Storm the Shop[]

Location: Inside the Coffee Shop, and then streets in Mechanicsburg.


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2007-06-27 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 58(053)
Forum:2007-06-27 (Wednesday)
Carson, Agatha, Vole, soldiers, waitress
Vole crashes in and threatens to shoot people until the Heterodyne claimant appears. Agatha identifies herself, and Vole points his weapon at her.
"I am The Heterodyne."


2007-06-29 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 59(054)
Forum:2007-06-29 (Friday)
Agatha, Vole
Agatha takes out Vole with coffee and a wrench.
Vole: "Now I vill not just keel hyu— now I keel efferyvun! … —hey— dot is verra gud coffee. Vit a nize kick!"
Herr Heliotrope (Carson)


2007-07-02 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 600(055)
Forum:2007-07-02 (Monday)
soldiers, citizens of Mechanicsburg, Agatha, Carson, waitress, Van
Soldiers try to capture Agatha, but townsfolk intervene. Agatha plans to head for the castle.
Townsfolk: "You mess with the mistress— you mess with Mechanicsburg!"


2007-07-04 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 61(056)
Forum:2007-07-04 (Wednesday)
Carson, Agatha, Krosp, Zeetha, Wooster, townsfolk
Carson "explains" that it's not safe to send Agatha in through the front door of the castle, so he's going to send her in through the front door.
Carson: "The trick— is to make it seem like you don't want to go in."
Oublenmach, Wulfenbach troops
Sausage Fac(?) Cafe
Storefront, panel 1
Closed
Placard, panel 1
Alan Arcane
Poster, panel 1
Hear the history of the Doom Bell!
Sign, panel 2

Klaus Wakes Up[]

Location: Inside Klaus' room in the Great Hospital at Mechanicsburg.


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2007-07-06 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 62(057)
Forum:2007-07-06 (Friday)
Gil, Klaus
Gil details his father's injuries, and where the Heterodyne girls are.
Klaus: "Oh dear. I am still dreaming. And it hurts. How unfair."
Lucre- (Lucrezia), The Heterodyne girl/Agatha, the imposter (Zola)


2007-07-09 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 63(058)
Forum:2007-07-09 (Monday)
Gil, Klaus
Klaus explains Agatha is The Other and dangerous, and is surprised and pleased to hear Gil had sent Vole to get her.
Klaus: "Do you know that every single woman I've ever known who had the spark has tried to kill me?"
Gil: "Father— maybe it's you."
Klaus: "No… No, I don't think so…"
Agatha, The Other, Lucrezia Mongfish, Vole Carbohexflu… obendexihydr… flocubennid… frayji… (on a medicine bottle)


2007-07-11 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 64(059)
Forum:2007-07-11 (Wednesday)
Klaus, Gil
Gil realizes the plan behind Zola's arrival, and that he needs to leave.
Imposter (Zola), Captain DuPree


2007-07-13 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 65(060)
Forum:2007-07-13 (Friday)
Gil, Klaus, ~Zola
Gil explains to Klaus that he thinks the plan behind the imposter is to emulate the Storm King legend.
Gil: "Yes, but before that? Before The Long War—?"
Heterodynes, The Storm King


2007-07-16 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 66(061)
Forum:2007-07-16 (Monday)
Klaus, Gil, ~Zeetha
Klaus warns Gil against Zeetha.
Gil: "…Father. What did you do?"
Klaus: "I kept you alive."

Gil: "…and her jaw's been wired shut."
Klaus: "Good heavens, I wouldn't miss this for the world!"
DuPree

DuPree on Guard Duty[]

Location: Near and in Klaus' room in the Great Hospital at Mechanicsburg.


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2007-07-18 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 67(062)
Forum:2007-07-18 (Wednesday)
Bangladesh DuPree, Sun, Gil
Sun threatens DuPree, Gil gives instructions.
Gil: "Your orders are simple— Kill anyone who enters, except Doctor Sun and myself."
Bang: "👨👩🧒"
Gil: "Yes, anyone."
Bang: "🗡🔫🪓🧀❓"
Gil: "Yes, however you want."
Bang: "🏆"
"World's Best Boss"


2007-07-20 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 68(063)
Forum:2007-07-20 (Friday)
Gil, DuPree, Klaus, pile of dead assassins
DuPree is surprised by the pile of assassins.

Inside the Castle[]

Location: "Inside Castle Heterodyne"


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2007-07-23 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 69(064)
Forum:2007-07-23 (Monday)
Zola "Heterodyne", Zola's minions
Having opened a door, Zola and her surviving minions venture deeper into Castle Heterodyne.
Tiktoffen
Inside Castle Heterodyne-
Narration, panel 1
The Heterodyne Must Enter Alone
Letters of Blood, panel 3


2007-07-25 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 70(065)
Forum:2007-07-25 (Wednesday)
Zola, Zola's minions
Zola explains standard castle dangers to her retainers, losing another retainer in the process.
Zola: "This place is dangerous, twisted, and worst of all— it likes to think it has a sense of humor."


2007-07-27 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 71(066)
Forum:2007-07-27 (Friday)
Tiktoffen, Sanaa Wilhelm
Deeper in the castle, Wilhelm reports her actions to Tiktoffen—he giver her ten points, and the rebukes her for talking about her point total.
"Room of Lead" / "Gallery of Razors" / "Fool! Never total your points out loud!"
Tark


2007-07-30 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 72(067)
Forum:2007-07-30 (Monday)
Snapper Boikov, Tiktoffen, Wilhelm, Zola, Vasquez, retainer
Snapper reports on a Heterodyne in the castle, and Tiktoffen is surprised to learn it is Zola.
"red gate" "Octagon"


2007-08-01 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 73(068)
Forum:2007-08-01 (Wednesday)
Tiktoffen, Zola, <%Agatha, Zola's minions
Zola explains why she arrived earlier than expected because of "another Heterodyne girl", and that the new plan is to kill the castle.
The Council


2007-08-03 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 74(069)
Forum:2007-08-03 (Friday)
Tiktoffen, Zola, <Faustus Heterodyne, Wilhelm, Clankhead, Mister Tattoos
Zola explains that there may be as many as twelve castle entities.
Strinbeck


2007-08-06 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 75(070)
Forum:2007-08-06 (Monday)
Zola, Tiktoffen, <prior castle explorer, Wilhelm, Snapper, Veilhat, Clankhead, Vasquez, Mister Tattoos
Zola explains the castle was damaged, and that help is on the way.
Zola: "We have more than enough firepower on the way to allow us to hold Mechanicsburg. I will rule as the new Heterodyne."

History Lesson[]

Location: "Elsewhere, deep underneath the town." "The true family crypt of the Heterodynes."


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2007-08-08 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 76(071)
Forum:2007-08-08 (Wednesday)
Krosp, Carson,Wooster, Agatha, Zeetha
Agatha is shown the Heterodyne family crypt.
Carson: "Still, whatever you are, you're not the heir everyone expects."
Agatha: "Oh?"
Carson: "Nope. Because you're standing on him."
Punch, Judy, Vole
Elsewhere, deep beneath the town-
Narration, panel 1
"The Red Heterodyne" "Zød" "Caligula" "Do not open/The Black Heterodyne" "Mordred" "Oxalof" "Vituna" "Slantax" "Niffedti" "Bob"
The family crypt, panel 2
"Lazarus Heterodyne/ Born 1575/ Died: 1602 1604 1609 1614 1623"
Crypt, panel 3


2007-08-10 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 77(072)
Forum:2007-08-10 (Friday)
Wooster, Krosp, Agatha, Carson
Carson explains the naming and death of Klaus Barry Heterodyne.
Master William, the Baron (Klaus), The Other "… Heterodyne/'Teaching the Angels'" / "…E… Heterodyne/…23…/…An Innoce…" / "Klaus Barry Heterodyne/ Beloved son of Lucrezia & William/ Born 1[89?]72/ With us but 407 days–Forever in our hearts"


2007-08-13 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 78(073)
Forum:2007-08-13 (Monday)
<Carson, <Carson's grandchild, <people, <Carson's son, <Klaus Barry Heterodyne, Carson
Carson describes the attack by The Other.
The Masters (Bill, Barry)


2007-08-15 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 79(074)
Forum:2007-08-15 (Wednesday)
<Lady Lucrezia, <Lucrezia's assistants, <Master Bill, <Master Barry, <people
Carson describes the day after the attack.


2007-08-17 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 80(075)
Forum:2007-08-17 (Friday)
<people, <Bill Heterodyne, <Barry Heterodyne, <creatures, <revenant
Carson describes the aftermath of the attack.
The Baron (Klaus), The Other
(T)oday's News - War? / East Krondun G(on)e!
Broadside, panel 1.


2007-08-20 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 81(076)
Forum:2007-08-20 (Monday)
<Klaus, <people, <Carson
Carson talks about the Baron's arrival.
"Klaus always did know the right monster for the right job."
son of Carson, The Nurse (Von Pinn), Lady Lucrezia


2007-08-22 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 82(077)
Forum:2007-08-22 (Wednesday)
<Town Council, <Carson, ~Van, Krosp, Wooster, Carson
Carson describes the official Town Council and the shadow government.
Carson: "He is more competent than he appears, My Lady."

Carson: "And we do hold an official position—it's hereditary, even— heh. My card." "
Agatha: "Doom Bell Ringer"?! "
Baron (Klaus)
Iscarriot Heterodyne/ Everyman's "Friend"
Inscription, panel 1
"Friend #101" "Friend #29" "Friend #35"
Pile of skulls, panel 1


2007-08-24 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 83(078)
Forum:2007-08-24 (Friday)
Agatha, Carson, <prisoners, <guard, <bookies and low-class trash
Carson describes how Klaus handled betting on prisoners.
Carson: "Klaus was never really good at subtle."
Klaus/Baron, Questers
Last Walk Tavern/ Be glad it's not…
Storefront, panel 4

Radio Theater Break: Revenge of the Weasel Queen pt.1[]

Location: Control room of the Heterodynamic Radio Theatre of the Sub Aether, into the wilderness, and back to the control room.


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2007-08-27 (Monday)
Vol.RotWQ p. (001)
Forum:2007-08-27 (Monday)
Phil Foglio, Kaja Foglio, Cheyenne Wright, =Zeetha, =Krosp, =Agatha, =Othar Tryggvassen, Ferretina, Fashion Clank
Preparations in the control room.
Phil: "But can't you just say we're on vacation?"
Kaia: "Tsh. Where's the dramatic tension in that? And you call yourself a writer of semi-fictional historic romances."
Our current story is experiencing technical difficulties:
Panel 1
Upon the Aether
Sign, panel 2
and now The Heterodynamic Radion Theatre of the Sub–Æther is proud to present a thrilling episode in the apocryphal life of Agatha Heterofyne—Girl Genius! Episode One: Revenge of the Weasel Queen
Panel 3
"Girl Genius Radio Theatre and the faculty of Transylvania Polygnostic University are performing their idea of an exciting adventure in the life of Agatha Heterodyne. Yikes. Please enjoy: REVENGE OF THE WEASEL QUEEN, Part One! (It's comics because drawing it was faster than rounding up all of our voice actors and actually recording it.)"


2007-08-29 (Wednesday)
Vol.RotWQ p. (002)
Forum:2007-08-29 (Wednesday)
Wulfenbach clanks, Klaus, Ognian, Gil, Agatha, Tarvek, Krosp, The High Priestess?, Warrior slaver wasp, Dreen, Dingbot Prime, man, white-haired female spark, monsters
Introduction to the world of Girl Genius.
It is a world ruled by mad science!
Narration, panel 1
Free Beer
Sign, panel 2
Fools! I will destroy you all! Ask me how!
Shirt, panel 3
Room to Rent
Sign, panel 4


2007-08-31 (Friday)
Vol.RotWQ p. (003)
Forum:2007-08-31 (Friday)
Agatha, Krosp, Zeetha, Othar
The group reflects on their last adventure.
Zeetha: "At least you got a salad out of it."
In our last episode— … managed to thwart the nefarious plans of the Podnasty, the villainous vegetable.


2007-09-03 (Monday)
Vol.RotWQ p. (004)
Forum:2007-09-03 (Monday)
Othar, Agatha, Krosp, Zeetha, \Jorf Oxclonker
Othar tries to convince the others to join him to help the town of Zoggletonk.
"Help!"


2007-09-05 (Wednesday)
Vol.RotWQ p. (005)
Forum:2007-09-05 (Wednesday)
Agatha, Othar, Krosp, Lapinemoths
Following a call to help from a man down, the group finds and attacks Lapinemoths.
Othar: "I think I'll turn you inside out! I haven't done that in a while!"
Agatha: "Oh, ick."
Othar: "Oh, yes. That's why. Sorry about your clothes."


2007-09-07 (Friday)
Vol.RotWQ p. (006)
Forum:2007-09-07 (Friday)
Lapinemoth, Zeetha, Agatha
A Lapinemoth attacks Zeetha, gets bwonged with a shovel, decides to eat Agatha instead.
Zeetha: "Foolish rabbit! You face Zeetha—daughter of Chump! Heir to the Warrior Throne of Skifander! Face my shovel!"


2007-09-10 (Monday)
Vol.RotWQ p. (007)
Forum:2007-09-10 (Monday)
Lapinemoth, Agatha, Krosp, Zeetha, Jorf Oxclonker, Ferretina
Agatha de-arms a Lapinemoth and then finds Ferretina and an unconscious Jorf Oxclonker.
Agatha: "I'd wanted a chance to test my pocket de-arming device."
Lapinemoth: "I need no weapons!"
Agatha: "… I didn't say anything about weapons."


2007-09-12 (Wednesday)
Vol.RotWQ p. (008)
Forum:2007-09-12 (Wednesday)
Othar, Ferretina, Agatha, Zeetha, Krosp
Ferretina figures out the group doesn't know she is the cause of the disappearances.
Ferretina: "The first few who disappeared, people thought it was just the usual: zombie warriors, giant insects, hideous extra-dimensional intelligences from Herr Klopman's well…"
Krosp: "That's the usual around here?"
Ferretina: "The rents are very cheap."
Herr Klopman


2007-09-14 (Friday)
Vol.RotWQ p. (009)
Forum:2007-09-14 (Friday)
<Lapinemoth, <villagers, Ferretina, Krosp, Zeetha, Othar
Ferretina refers to the "Weasel Queen" in the third person. The group are idiots and don't figure out who she really is.


2007-09-17 (Monday)
Vol.RotWQ p. (010)
Forum:2007-09-17 (Monday)
Zeetha, Ferretina, Agatha, Krosp
Agatha demonstrates the limits of animal-based constructs by teasing Krosp with a string.
Agatha: "Q.E. Duh."


2007-09-19 (Wednesday)
Vol.RotWQ p. (011)
Forum:2007-09-19 (Wednesday)
Zeetha, Agatha, Ferretina, Othar, Jorf Oxclonker, Krosp
Othar agrees to escort Ferretina to her home, while the rest plan to take the unconscious Jorf Oxclonker to the village.


2007-09-21 (Friday)
Vol.RotWQ p. (012)
Forum:2007-09-21 (Friday)
Othar, Ferretina, Krosp, Agatha, Zeetha, Jorf Oxclonker
Ferretina and Othar leave. Agatha wake up Jorf, who is confused about his "lady friend".
Welcome to lovely Zoggeltonk / "For A Day Or An Eternity." / Beer - Food - Inns - Beer
Sign, panel 1


2007-09-24 (Monday)
Vol.RotWQ p. (013)
Forum:2007-09-24 (Monday)
Zeetha, Jorf Oxclonker, Agatha, Krosp
Jorf explains Ferretina is the Weasel Queen.
Agatha: "But fear not! I am Agatha Heterodyne!"
Jorf: "Oh. …you couldn't help us get a message to Baron Wulfenbach, could you?"
Ferretina, Othar, Baron Wulfenbach (Klaus)
Note: This joke worked a lot better in radio…
Subtitle, panel 1


2007-09-26 (Wednesday)
Vol.RotWQ p. (014)
Forum:2007-09-26 (Wednesday)
Zeetha, Jorf Oxclonker, Agatha, Krosp
The group discusses what action to take.
Jorf: "Well, she does demand well-formed, lusty young men over six feet tall and under the age of twenty five."
Zeetha: "I seeeeee…"
Agatha: "You do?"
Jorf: "Yes. She says those taste best when grilled with cheese."
Zeetha: "Okay, I didn't see that."

Krosp: "Is this one of those situations involving "ethics?" 'Cause, I'm a cat, you know. I've never been very good at those."


2007-09-28 (Friday)
Vol.RotWQ p. (015)
Forum:2007-09-28 (Friday)
Agatha, Krosp, Cheyenne Wright, Kaja, Phil
End of episode. Return to control room. Tech, Kaja, and Phil leave in an escape pod. Agatha, Krosp, and Zeetha enter the area the escape pod leaves from.
Agatha: "Let me put it this way… help me save Othar or I'll hit you with a stick!"
Krosp: "… How big a stick?"
Upon the Æther
Sign, panel 1
Auto Destruct
Control panel, panel 1
Property of T.P.U. Escape Dept.
Sign, panel 8
Dropinator(TM) Escape Pod / "Gotta Go"
Escape pod, panel 8
No Step
Bottomless pit, panel 8
"Die"
Cannon, panel 9
Link to Revenge of the Weasel Queen, Part 2.

Back to the Main Story[]

Location: Back to the crypt, and deeper.


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2007-10-01 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 84(079)
Forum:2007-10-01 (Monday)
Carson, Krosp, <suppliers, Wooster, Agatha, Reptilian creature peering out of a gap in the wall (may possibly be The Winslow)
Carson explains that suppliers can easily walk in the castle, but first Agatha needs to learn what to do once she enters.
Carson: "Not a person. Not alive."
Krosp: "Creepy?"
Carson: "Hell, yes."
Book cover: "Revenge of the Weasel Queen"


2007-10-03 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 85(080)
Forum:2007-10-03 (Wednesday)
Carson, Wooster, Zeetha, Agatha, Krosp
They reach the Throne of Faustus Heterodyne.
Wooster: "I'm done talking to you!"
Carson: "I appreciate the effort, but the day's already a loss."
Ancient undead Heterodyne vampire, Faustus Heterodyne

Meeting the Castle[]

Location: Near the Throne of Faustus Heterodyne.


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2007-10-05 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 86(081)
Forum:2007-10-05 (Friday)
Carson, Agatha, Wooster
Carson connects to the Throne.
Carson: "I'm the one with the special holes pre-drilled into his skull."
The Castle


2007-10-08 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 87(082)
Forum:2007-10-08 (Monday)
Castle Heterodyne#Carson, Wooster
The castle talks through Carson.
Castle: "It has been 437215353 seconds since this system was last activated … Why, it's still old Carson! He swore he'd never be back! He must be very certain indeed. So you think you're a Heterodyne, eh boy?"


2007-10-10 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 88(083)
Forum:2007-10-10 (Wednesday)
Wooster, Castle Heterodyne#Carson, Agatha, Krosp
The castle has a hard time believing the Heterodyne heir is female.
Bill and Lucrezia Heterodyne


2007-10-12 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 89(084)
Forum:2007-10-12 (Friday)
Agatha(!), Castle Heterodyne#Carson
Agatha's voice partially convinces the castle, but it is glad she is a spark. The first of the three lights is lit.
Castle: "Then— girl or not— false or not— I need you."

Spark Roast Coffee Ad[]

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2007-10-15 (Monday)
Vol. p. n/a
Forum:2007-10-15 (Monday)
Agatha
Agatha, without glasses. with long flowing hair, and wearing a gown, pours a cup of coffee.
Heterodyne Coffee / Spark Roast / Perfection in every cup / Mechanicsburg Roasting Company

Back to Meeting the Castle (non-canon)[]

Location: Near the throne.[3]


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2007-10-17 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 90(085)
Forum:2007-10-17 (Wednesday)
=Zola, Krosp, Castle Heterodyne#Carson, Zeetha
The Castle explains that control is impossible because the primary castle identity is isolated and the secondary units kill anyone that tries to restore control.
Wulfenbach (Klaus)


2007-10-19 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 91(086)
Forum:2007-10-19 (Friday)
Castle Heterodyne#Carson, Agatha
The castle agrees to give Agatha a map to where the problems are, once she reaches the Master's Library.
"Central Control Conduit" "The Master's Library"
That false Heterodyne girl (Zola)


2007-10-22 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 92(087)
Forum:2007-10-22 (Monday)
Agatha(!), Castle Heterodyne#Carson, Assistant, Wilhelm Diamant
Diamant shows up, says the Heterodynes are all dead, and gets attacked by the throne.

Agatha Faces Down the Castle[]

Location: Near the throne.


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2007-10-24 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 93(088)
Forum:2007-10-24 (Wednesday)
Agatha(!), Castle Heterodyne#Carson, Wilhelm Diamant
Agatha forces/convinces the throne to not kill Diamant.
Castle: "Can't I just wound him?"


2007-10-26 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 94(089)
Forum:2007-10-26 (Friday)
Agatha, Wilhelm Diamant, Castle Heterodyne#Carson, Zeetha, Wooster, Krosp, Assistant
Diamant agrees to get Agatha into the castle, and Agatha decides to go alone.
Diamant: "I AM YOUR LOYAL SERVANT UNTIL THE END OF DAYS, MY LADY!"
Castle: "Grovels nicely, doesn't he?"


2007-10-29 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 95(090)
Forum:2007-10-29 (Monday)
Castle Heterodyne#Carson, Carson, Agatha
Carson extricates himself from the Castle, and tells Agatha of an army advancing on the Black Gate.

Vole Reports to Gil[]

Location: On the walls of Mechanicsburg.


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2007-10-31 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 96(091)
Forum:2007-10-31 (Wednesday)
Gil, Vole, airman, minion, mechanic
Gil rebukes Vole for his failure to bring Agatha. Gil is carrying his lightning staff.
Gil: "You're just like my father! You underestimated her and she bested you! She is a Heterodyne! Doesn't that mean anything to you?"
Agatha Heterodyne, My father (Klaus)


2007-11-02 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 97(092)
Forum:2007-11-02 (Friday)
Gil, Vole
Gil concludes Zola may try to kill the castle. Vole says that wouldn't be accepted as proof she was a Heterodyne.
Vole: "…and den built a very dangerous fountain out of sausages."
Agatha, "the fake Heterodyne" (Zola), de Kestle, My father (Klaus)


2007-11-05 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 98(093)
Forum:2007-11-05 (Monday)
Gil, Vole
Gil and Vole discuss potential plans of attackers.
Gil: "The real players have arrived."
"fake Heterodyne girl" (Zola), Baron (Klaus)

Our Jagers Meet Some New Friends[]

Location: Back on the watch tower outside of town.


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2007-11-07 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 99(094)
Forum:2007-11-07 (Wednesday)
Oggie, Jenka, Maxim, Dimo, War clank
The group watches the town until trouble arrives.
Oggie: "Jenka, vy for iz Füst runnink avay?"
Füst

Big Stompy War Clanks Spread[]

Location: Outside Mechanicsburg.


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2007-11-09 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 100 & 101(095 & 096)
Forum:2007-11-09 (Friday)
Dimo, Jenka, Maxim, Oggie, war clanks, crew
Oggie: "Hey! Dey busted de tower! Who's gun pay for dot!?"

Everybody Fusses About the War Clanks[]

Location: On top of the eastern wall of Mechanicsburg, then Klaus' room in the hospital.


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2007-11-12 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 102(097)
Forum:2007-11-12 (Monday)
Zeetha, Diamant, Agatha, Wulfenbach mechanics (2), Wooster, Assistant, Carson, Krosp
The group surveys the situation from the eastern wall. Wulfenbach mechanics have finished installing an Atmospheric Ionization engine. Agatha is thrilled to see the new battle clanks.
Diamant: "The controls to the Screamer Guns are over here, if you're interested. Disabled, I'm afraid, but—" / "Her grandfather used to open the gates for things like this— so he could get a better look."
Her grandfather (Saturnus Heterodyne)


2007-11-14 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 103(098)
Forum:2007-11-14 (Wednesday)
Klaus, DuPree, Sun
Klaus wants to see the battle to direct it. DuPree obliges.
Klaus: "DuPree— Get me to that window, no matter what!"
Meanwhile, in the Hospital–
Narration, panel 1

Gil Deals With It[]

Location: On the battle clanks, outside the wall, on top of the wall, Klaus' hospital room


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2007-11-16 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 104(099)
Forum:2007-11-16 (Friday)
Captain Radio-Hat, General Selnikov, Gil
The General and Captain watch the town. Gil comes out of the door carrying his lightning staff.
Selnikov: "No. We're still pretending that we want to do this without bloodshed."
Aboard the lead war clank-
Narration, panel 1
"Trade Entrance" "Invade in Front"
Signs, panel 3


2007-11-19 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 105(100)
Forum:2007-11-19 (Monday)
Assistant, Wooster, Krosp, Wulfenbach mechanic, Agatha, Zeetha
From the wall, Agatha is worried about Gil, but embarrassed that she admitted it.
Agatha: "He'll be killed!"
Zeetha: "Oh? And what do you care?"
Agatha: "Ah… Er— The Baron will blame me?"
Master Gilgamesh, Baron (Klaus)


2007-11-21 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 106(101)
Forum:2007-11-21 (Wednesday)
Captain Radio-Hat, Rudolf Selnikov, Gil
Gil confronts the clanks. The general "takes command of the empire." Gil objects.
Gil: "I am Gilgamesh Wulfenbach, son of Klaus. I will say this only once— leave now, or you will die."
Selnikov: "Son of— SHOOT HIM! QUICKLY!"
Heterodyne girl (Agatha?), Klaus


2007-11-23 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 107(102)
Forum:2007-11-23 (Friday)
Klaus, DuPree, Wulfenbach regulars, townsfolk and militia, Zeetha, Diamant, Agatha, Wooster, Assistant, Carson, Krosp, Rudolf Selnikov, War clanks and crew
Klaus watches. Soldiers order the militia to the walls. The clank soldiers can't seem to hit Gil.
Gil: "Time's up."


2007-11-26 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 108(103)
Forum:2007-11-26 (Monday)
Gil
Gil fires his lightning staff.
Gil: "It works! It works! It works!"
CRAKOOM!


2007-11-28 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 109(104)
Forum:2007-11-28 (Wednesday)
Gil(!), Klaus, DuPree, Assistant, Wooster, Zeetha, Krosp, Duke Strinbeck, Baron Oublenmach, Agatha
The clank crumbles to the ground. Everyone is shocked, Agatha is excited.
Oublenmach: "Lightning. He called down the lightning."

Gil: "ANYONE ELSE?"


2007-11-30 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 110(105)
Forum:2007-11-30 (Friday)
Gil(!), voice of clank soldiers.
Some clanks surrender. One clank fires at Gil and is destroyed by another blast from Gil's lightning staff.
TAKATAKA / KR-BOOM! / ZAK-AK!


2007-12-03 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 111(106)
Forum:2007-12-03 (Monday)
Gil(!), Klaus, DuPree, Sun
Gil boasts. The Baron is pleased.
Gil: "This is not a trick! I did not get lucky! I am Gilgamesh Wulfenbach— AND I AM IN CONTROL!"

Klaus: "Anything— being paralyzed for life— would be an acceptable price for seeing what I have seen my son do today."

Agatha Notices a Problem[]

Location: On the town walls and outside the walls to the Sneaky Gate.


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2007-12-05 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 112(107)
Forum:2007-12-05 (Wednesday)
Agatha, Zeetha, Wooster, Krosp, minions, =Gil, townsfolk
Agatha notices that the power sources for Gil's lightning staff are exploding.


2007-12-07 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 113(108)
Forum:2007-12-07 (Friday)
Gil, Selnikov soldiers, Dimo, Jenka
Gil notices that his lightning staff is no longer powered and offers surrender terms to soldiers. The highest ranking officer surviving pulls a knife on Gil, and gets a knife in his head from Dimo.
Dimo: "Hoy! So who else vants to be promoted?!"


2007-12-10 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 114(109)
Forum:2007-12-10 (Monday)
Wooster, Agatha, Krosp, Carson
Carson pushes Agatha to get into the castle and get it working so Mechanicsburg can be a player rather than a playing field.
Gil, Wulfenbach (Klaus)


2007-12-12 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 115(110)
Forum:2007-12-12 (Wednesday)
Agatha, Zeetha, <Vole
Agatha says Gil isn't her boyfriend, then asks Zeetha to make sure he is okay.
Gil


2007-12-14 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 116(111)
Forum:2007-12-14 (Friday)
Ognian, Jenka, Dimo, Maxim, Gil
Gil is escorted to safety.
Dimo: "Vat hyu need is a big hat vit hyu name on it."

Gil: "Wait— you're…you're not Wulfenbach Jägers."
Jenka: "Nope. Ve iz de goot lookin vuns!"
Agatha


2007-12-17 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 117(112)
Forum:2007-12-17 (Monday)
Dimo, Gil, Ognian, Jenka, Maxim
Da Boyz reminisce about previous invasions. Gil realizes he is weak.
Oggie: "Hah! Remember dot 'X de Destroyer' guy? Who thot dot big 'X' on de ground vos vere he should set up hiz tent?!"
X de Destroyer, Agatha


2007-12-19 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 118(113)
Forum:2007-12-19 (Wednesday)
Ognian, Maxim, Gil, Jenka, Dimo, Vole
Gil is taken to the Sneaky Gate on his way to Mamma Gkika's, and the group meets Vole.
Mamma Gkika, My father (Klaus), Agatha

Agatha Enters the Castle[]

Location: On a Prisoner Transport vehicle and outside Castle Heterodyne.


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2007-12-21 (Friday)
Vol.VII p. 119(114)
Forum:2007-12-21 (Friday)
Wilhelm Diamant, Agatha
Agatha on the Prisoner Transport vehicle, dressing for her entrance.
"So who's the Baron's inside man?" "That would be Professor Tiktoffen."
Snapper, Vasquez, Professor Tiktoffen, fake Heterodyne (Zola) "Prisoner Transport"


2007-12-24 (Monday)
Vol.VII p. 120(115)
Forum:2007-12-24 (Monday)
Agatha, Diamant, soldier
Agatha leaves the transport vehicle, Diamant convinces the guard to let Agatha go in.
Soldier: "Aw, go kiss a construct. Fine, send her in."
"that Heterodyne girl" (Zola), Baron (Klaus)

Santa Klaus[]

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2007-12-25 (Tuesday)
Vol.n/a p. n/a
Forum:2007-12-25 (Tuesday)
Santa Klaus-Claus
(No comic, just an extra.)
Naughty Nice & Mad Sketch of Klaus dressed up as Santa Claus.

Final Page of Volume 7[]

Location: Outside Castle Heterodyne.


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2007-12-26 (Wednesday)
Vol.VII p. 121(116)
Forum:2007-12-26 (Wednesday)
Agatha, Diamant, soldier
Agatha enters the castle through the Prisoner's Gate.
Soldier: "Try to escape, and we'll shoot you like a dog."

Diamant: "Young man, you have no idea."
Tiktoffen

Radio Theater Break: Revenge of the Weasel Queen pt.2[]

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2007-12-28 (Friday)
Vol.RotWQ p. (016)
Forum:2007-12-28 (Friday)
Agatha, monsters, Kaja Foglio
Preamble: Vignettes of Agatha.
Revenge of the Weasel Queen Part 2 Introduction and link to Part 1.


2007-12-31 (Monday)
Vol.RotWQ p. (017)
Forum:2007-12-31 (Monday)
Agatha, Zeetha, clerk. Krosp, mouse, Othar Tryggvassen, Ferretina, villagers, Lapinemoths, Kaja
Review of characters and situation from part one.
"Will Terroriz for Karrots" / "The Heterodyne Dictionary of Nifty Concepts"


2008-01-02 (Wednesday)
Vol.RotWQ p. (018)
Forum:2008-01-02 (Wednesday)
Agatha(!), Krosp, Zeetha
Agatha builds a device to help them disguise themselves as Lapinemoths.
Agatha: "And if, by pure, blind chance, we find Othar and he needs to be rescued, I will seriously consider it."
Othar 'Voodoo-Matic / Patent denied / Agony / Ecstasy / Chocolate' 'The Pudding Incident #15' 'Photos: Why Othar Must Die Vol 4' 'The Heterodyne Dictionary of Nifty Concepts'


2008-01-04 (Friday)
Vol.RotWQ p. (019)
Forum:2008-01-04 (Friday)
Agatha, Krosp, Zeetha, Lapinemoth, Fashion Clank
Agatha builds a "combination mechanical taxidermist and tailor" to build disguises.
Zeetha: "Good grief! How did you construct something so complicated?"
Agatha: "Please, I always carry a Swiss army knife and a coil of wire."


2008-01-07 (Monday)
Vol.RotWQ p. (020)
Forum:2008-01-07 (Monday)
Zeetha, Fashion Clank
The Fashion Clank scans Zeetha.
Fashion clank: "bzzt. Ah. So this is what street people wear when they enter roller derby contests. Obviously chosen for economy as opposed to looks."

Zeetha Paper Doll[]

The wiki has an archive of all the paper doll images and links to high resolution versions.


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2008-01-09 (Wednesday)
Vol.RotWQ p. (021)
Forum:2008-01-09 (Wednesday)
Zeetha
Zeetha Paper Doll


2008-01-11 (Friday)
Vol.RotWQ p. (022)
Forum:2008-01-11 (Friday)
Fashion Clank, Agatha
The Fashion Clank scans, and insults, Agatha.


2008-01-14 (Monday)
Vol.RotWQ p. (023 & 024)
Forum:2008-01-14 (Monday)
Agatha, Dingbots
Agatha Paper Doll (pages 1 and 2)


2008-01-16 (Wednesday)
Vol.RotWQ p. (025)
Forum:2008-01-16 (Wednesday)
Fashion Clank, Krosp
Krosp Paper Doll, with the Fashion Clank suggesting "a clock in his tummy ".


2008-01-18 (Friday)
Vol.RotWQ p. (026)
Forum:2008-01-18 (Friday)
Krosp, Agatha, Fashion Clank
Agatha explains to the Fashion Clank why it was made.
Fashion Clank: "bzzt! I AM IN HELL!"


2008-01-21 (Monday)
Vol.RotWQ p. (027)
Forum:2008-01-21 (Monday)
Othar, Ferretina
Ferretina offers Othar a drink in her hidden subterranean lair.
Othar: "Say, I never thought a throne of bones and skulls would be so comfortable!"
Ferretina: "It's ergonomic. Would you care for a drink?"
Othar: "Um...it's bubbling."
Ferretina: "That's how you know it's fresh."
Lady Ogilvie's House of Disguise
Wig box, panel 4


2008-01-23 (Wednesday)
Vol.RotWQ p. (028)
Forum:2008-01-23 (Wednesday)
Ferretina, Othar
Ferretina sits on Othar's lap.


2008-01-25 (Friday)
Vol.RotWQ p. (029)
Forum:2008-01-25 (Friday)
Ferretina, Othar
Ferretina explains how she is lonely and not a monster.


2008-01-28 (Monday)
Vol.RotWQ p. (030)
Forum:2008-01-28 (Monday)
Ferretina, Othar
Othar realizes that Ferretina is the Weasel Queen, but otherwise misses the point.
Othar: "And this— you have lured me here to my doom!"


2008-01-30 (Wednesday)
Vol.RotWQ p. (031)
Forum:2008-01-30 (Wednesday)
Othar, Ferretina, Lapinemoths
Othar pledges to destroy Ferretina. Ferretina orders her Lapinemoths to attack, then decides to kill him herself.
Othar: "I expected no better from an evil half-human product of debased science!"


2008-02-01 (Friday)
Vol.RotWQ p. (032)
Forum:2008-02-01 (Friday)
announcer clank, Agatha
Agatha tracks down the studio to end the digression from the main story.
"Upon the Aether"


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  1. Much of the text on this page is shoutouts to other webcomics
  2. Certain later revelations about Higgs suggest that this sequence of events may not be entirely factual.
  3. This title for this section is not from the Canon; that is, it is not from the Girl Genius website navigation menu. It was added for easier navigation within the chronology.
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