Chronology - Volume VII

The graphic novels in the canon currently consist of nineteen complete volumes and one that is currently ongoing. Eighteen of these have been (or soon will be) published in printed form. The completed nineteenth and ongoing twentieth volumes are available on the web for free, as are all of the previously printed volumes.

Starting with the fourteenth volume, the story has now entered Act 2 and the volume numbers have started over at one. Volumes in Act 2 will be identified in the chronology by the act number, a dash, and then the volume number; for example, Act 2, Volume 1 (overall volume number 14) will be identified as 2-1. Eventually, references in these chronologies to the volumes in the first part, Act 1, will be renumbered to match. While "Act 1" and "Act 2" were originally used by the Foglios to refer to the two parts of Girl Genius, eventually they settled on The First Journey of Agatha Heterodyne and The Second Journey of Agatha Heterodyne as the official names for the two sections.

The chronology pages describe the comics to assist scholars in finding the page on which something occurred. For each comic, the chronology pages identify the characters that appear, actions taken, significant quotes, and other things of interest. Section titles are from the canon unless otherwise noted.

For a partial timeline of the events in the comic, see Internal Chronology.

For more information on the double-page spreads in this volume, see double-page spreads in Girl Genius.

For more information on special pages in this volume, see the list of special pages, notes, and annotations.

Page number note: Each page entry contains the page numbers from both the published volume and web comic images. The web page numbers are in parenthesis and are zero-padded to match the format used in the online images. The Revenge of the Weasel Queen pages have not yet been included in a published volume.

Chronology Overview         Internal Chronology
Key	= First page of volume                 = chronology                 = cast
Act 1	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13
Act 2	1	2	3	4	5	6	7

(!) sparking          <   in flashback
(*) heterodyning      >   in flashforward? (time portal)
~   imagined          =   in flash-concurrent

The Rumor Mill Edit

Location: Mechanicsburg streets then the house of Carson von Mekkhan.

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-02-26 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 5(001) Forum:2007-02-26 (Monday)	~Lucrezia Mongfish, ~Bill Heterodyne, ~Agatha Heterodyne, ~Barry Heterodyne, ~The High Priestess, <Wulfenbach soldiers, soldier, Phil Foglio
	A soldier recounts the battle with Master Payne's Circus of Adventure for Phil.
	"It's unbelievable!" "Oh—I'll grant you that."
2007-02-28 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 6(002) Forum:2007-02-28 (Wednesday)	Mechanicsburg townsfolk, Arella. Torchman
	Rumors about the battle and a female Heterodyne heir spread through Mechanicsburg.
	"Garlic pickles! Sweet Pickles! Mustard pickles! Pepper pickles!" "Fat green snails! Try 'em in a pie! Fat red snails! My, oh my!" " "Poiled Slurgs! Fried onna stick!" "Eggs! Mostly chicken!"
			High resolution version with easier to read text.
2007-03-02 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 7(003) Forum:2007-03-02 (Friday)	townsfolk, Arella, Carson von Mekkhan, cat
	Arella tells Carson about the rumors.
	"I don't know Poppa…this one sounds different."
		"Tours of Beautiful Historic Mechanicsburg Home of Hetero…" "Heliotrope / Scribe and Book Works"
2007-03-05 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 8(004) Forum:2007-03-05 (Monday)	Arella, Carson, cat
	Discussing the Baron's defeat. Arella convinces Carson the heir is different this time.
	Agatha, Baron, Jägers, Lady Lucrezia, Punch, Judy, the High Priestess, some plumbers, grandson

Yes, it's on Purpose Edit

Location: Gate of Mechanicsburg near the Doom Bell.

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-03-07 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 9(005) Forum:2007-03-07 (Wednesday)	Master Heliotrope (Carson von Mekkhan), Kars, Gargoyle
	Kars cleaning the street.
	Kars' Mama	Mechanicsburgh [sic]
2007-03-09 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 10(006) Forum:2007-03-09 (Friday)	Kars, Carson, Gargoyle
	Carson mulls the rumors and takes a nap.
	Another "Heterodyne Heir", Klaus

What Next? Edit

Location: "Aboard a fleeing airship."

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-03-12 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 11(007) Forum:2007-03-12 (Monday)	Master Payne, Abner, Pix, Countess Marie, Yeti, other performers, voice of Ardsley Wooster
	Discussing breaking up the circus after humiliating the Baron.
	"This is it. Master Payne's Circus of Adventure is finished."
	Baron
2007-03-14 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 12(008) Forum:2007-03-14 (Wednesday)	Wooster, Agatha Heterodyne, Payne, Balthazar
	Wooster suggests the circus perform in England. They accept, but Agatha isn't going.
	"We will follow the Lady Heterodyne to England." "Oh—I'm not going!"
	the Queen, vampires

Entering Mechanicsburg Edit

Location: Gate of Mechanicsburg near the Doom Bell, and into the city.

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-03-16 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 13(009) Forum:2007-03-16 (Friday)	Carson, horseboy, townsfolk, Agatha, Wooster, Krosp, Zeetha, Gargoyle
	Wooster asks for directions to the hospital from Carson. After they pass, Carson notices the gargoyle has changed positions.
	Baron	Wagon reads "Janke's D..." (Drovers?)
2007-03-19 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 14(010) Forum:2007-03-19 (Monday)	Agatha, Wooster, Torchman, Zeetha
	First half of double picture: The inner side of the wall of Mechanicsburg, and houses and factories. A Torchman calmly resting on a lamp.
	"Well, here it is. Happy?" "Oh, my."
		"Girls with Sling Shots" "See Exotic Wapsi Square" "Clean rooms/stable / Free breakfast / Gunnerkrigg Court / Indoor Pl???" "Read Arcane Times" "Try Prof. Milholland's `Something Positive' Tonic!" "Dominic Deegan: Sees all/Tells all" "Home on the Strange: Mechanicsburg real estate" "The Devil's Panties: Lingerie – Notions – and discreet items" "Buck Godot: Fashions for big and tall men!"	Much of the text on this page is shoutouts to other webcomics.

Castle Heterodyne Edit

Location: Mechanicsburg streets.

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-03-21 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 15(011) Forum:2007-03-21 (Wednesday)	townsfolk (singing), Torchman
	Second half of double picture: Castle Heterodyne. Buskering urchins singing the Mechanicsburg Tourism Song.
	"To be honest, I thought it would look much worse.
		"Buck Godot: Fashions for big and tall men!" "Eat" "Burlew's Restaurant: Try an Order of the Stick with our famous pie!" "Namir Deiter's Exotic Pets: 'A great souvenir!'" "Drink Digger" "FreeFall Hair Style Salon" "Short Packed <unreadable>" "Questionable Content: A philosophical journal. 13¢ At all newstands(sic). Published monthly." "Lickaday Pub" "See 'Bob' The Angry Flower! Now at the Botanical Gardens"	Much of the text on this page is shoutouts to other webcomics. / The Mechanicsburg Tourism Song. / Elegant and finely-crafted link to the combined image.
2007-03-23 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 16(012) Forum:2007-03-23 (Friday)	Krosp, Zeetha, Agatha, Wooster, <Judy, woman
	Discussing the appropriateness of Agatha's planned visit to the castle. Agatha remembers Judy's advice ✣ .
	"Queen"	"Drink Heterodyne Tonic 'It's Heterodynamic' 3¢—and worth it!

Grumpy Jagers Edit

Location: "In a watchtower outside the town."

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-03-26 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 17(013) Forum:2007-03-26 (Monday)	Ognian, Maxim, Dimo, Jenka, Füst
	Jägers watching Agatha et al enter Mechanicsburg. In the background of the second frame can be seen the airship taking Gil to the Great Hospital at Mechanicsburg.
	' "No Jäger iz to enter Mechanicsburg— 'til a Heterodyns iz vunce again in residence." Dot vas de deal. ' / ' Me? I vos travelink about, deliverink messages, causink trouble.'

Gil Lands at the Hospital Edit

Location: Outside then inside the Great Hospital at Mechanicsburg.

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-03-28 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 18(014) Forum:2007-03-28 (Wednesday)	Gilgamesh Wulfenbach, Sun Jen-djieh, orderlies, patients
	Gil arriving at the Great Hospital at Mechanicsburg.
2007-03-30 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 19(015) Forum:2007-03-30 (Friday)	Gil, Baron Klaus Wulfenbach, Sun, <Higgs "Rozen Maiden"
	Gil sees his father in the hospital bed.

Airman Higgs Edit

Location: Inside the hospital with a flashback to a medical airship and a farmer's pond.

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-04-02 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 20(016) Forum:2007-04-02 (Monday)	<airmen, <Baron, <Captain Bangladesh DuPree, <Airman Third Class Axel Higgs
	Baron loaded on airship, airship hit, Higgs finds crew dead.
2007-04-04 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 21(017) Forum:2007-04-04 (Wednesday)	<Higgs, <monsters, <Baron
	Higgs fights toward the evacuation gigs, finds Baron.
2007-04-06 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 22(018) Forum:2007-04-06 (Friday)	<Higgs, <Baron, <DuPree
	Higgs drags Baron. DuPree breaks Higgs' arm, Higgs breaks DuPree's jaw. All enter gig.
2007-04-09 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 23(019) Forum:2007-04-09 (Monday)	<Higgs, <Baron
	DuPree breaks Higgs' leg, bites him (infected). Crash in pond. Goose breaks Higgs' other arm.
	DuPree
2007-04-11 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 24(020) Forum:2007-04-11 (Wednesday)	<soldiers, <Higgs, Sun, Gil
	Troops shoot Higgs in the leg, give him rum.
	"They're probably discussing it in the Forbidden City at this very moment."

Gil Deludes Himself Edit

Location: Inside the hospital.

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-04-13 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 25(021) Forum:2007-04-13 (Friday)	Sun, Gil
	Discussion of Gil taking control while his father is recovering.
	"my father" (Baron), "Heterodyne" girl

Playing Tourist Edit

Location: Outside Castle Heterodyne and a street cafe in Mechanicsburg.

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-04-16 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 26(022) Forum:2007-04-16 (Monday)	Zeetha (cloaked), Ardsley Wooster, guard... Wulfenbach colonel(?), Black Squad
	Guards surround cloaked figure, suspecting it to be the Lady Heterodyne.
	Ht'Rok-Din, 'Knife', Lady Heterodyne	'The first Castle Heterodyne was built in 1042 by the Ht'Rok-Din's son, "Knife". It was destroyed and rebuilt three times before the present structure was erected in 1298. A major change came in 1677, when…'
2007-04-18 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 27(023) Forum:2007-04-18 (Wednesday)	Zeetha, Black Squad, Wooster, Sergeant Scorp, Agatha, ???, resident
	"G—Green Hair!?" "It's a Fungus! The doctor said not to expose it to Light!"
		Zeetha released when Sergeant Scorp says she isn't the Heterodyne.

About the Castle Edit

Location: Cafe in Mechanicsburg, with a flashback to Castle Heterodyne.

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-04-20 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 28(024) Forum:2007-04-20 (Friday)	Wooster, Agatha, <Castle, <TPU team, <Mordechai
	Flashback: Descriptions of the castle being haunted, and demanding to be repaired.
2007-04-23 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 29(025) Forum:2007-04-23 (Monday)	<Castle, <TPU research assistant, <Mordechai, <guard, <Baron, Agatha, Wooster, Zeetha, bar maid
	Flashback continued: Baron negotiates with the castle about repairs.
	professor	Book title: "Raise a child alive"
2007-04-25 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 30(026) Forum:2007-04-25 (Wednesday)	Krosp, Agatha, Zeetha, Carson, Zola, pink blimp, retainers, townsfolk
	Carson watching Agatha, then everyone watching overview of Zola's arrival. Zola stands on the plinth of the Mechanicsburg Heterodyne Memorial Statue to speak to the crowd.

Another Heir Edit

Location: Square in Mechanicsburg and to the castle, then inside the pink airship.

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-04-27 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 31(027) Forum:2007-04-27 (Friday)	Zola, townsfolk, Agatha, Zeetha,
	Zola speaks: I have returned, the Baron is weak.
	"Thus, despite the risk to my person I return to claim my own— starting with Castle Heterodyne! Come along, and bear witness! And then, A new era awaits!"
		Sparky's Nuts"	"but first... a song!"
2007-04-30 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 32(028) Forum:2007-04-30 (Monday)	Zola, minions including Herr Vikel, townsfolk, Black Squad, Agathe (voice), another voice (Zeetha? Wooster?)
	Herr Vikel uses a device to destroy/transport members of the Black Squad.
	"Yonder lies the castle of my father!"
2007-05-02 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 33(029) Forum:2007-05-02 (Wednesday)	townsfolk, Krosp, Agatha, Wooster, Zeetha
	Following Zola to the castle. Agatha runs.
2007-05-04 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 34(030) Forum:2007-05-04 (Friday)	Bystander, Agatha, Zola, minions, Wooster, Krosp, Carson
	Agatha collapses from running. Zola gives Agatha "A gold coin with her picture ... and the Heterodyne Sigil". Zola enters. Carson talks to Agatha.
	"Pardon me, M'Lady— but shouldn't that have been you?"
2007-05-07 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 35(031) Forum:2007-05-07 (Monday)	(pink blimp) Duke Strinbeck, airman, Baron Oublenmach
	Strinbeck and Oublenmach discuss whether the timing of Zola's appearance was appropriate.
	Zola, Klaus
2007-05-09 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 36(032) Forum:2007-05-09 (Wednesday)	Oublenmach, Strinbeck, Un-named Airship Captain, Kraddok
	Kraddok at the wheel of the airship is worried about Mechanicsburg airspace.
	Zola

Gil protects Klaus Edit

Location: Inside Klaus' room in the Great Hospital at Mechanicsburg.

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-05-11 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 37(033) Forum:2007-05-11 (Friday)	Gil, Sun, nurse/assassin, Klaus
	Gil and Sun see the pink airship. A fake nurse enters to kill Klaus, Gil kills her using his lightning staff.
	"It's very pink!"
2007-05-14 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 38(034) Forum:2007-05-14 (Monday)	Gil, Sun, Klaus
	Gil and Sun discuss expected assassination attempts. Gil ponders the airship.
	Wooster

Agatha Meets Von Mekkan Edit

Location: Outside Castle Heterodyne and into the Coffee Shop.

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-05-16 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 39(035) Forum:2007-05-16 (Wednesday)	Wooster, Agatha, Carson, Krosp, Zeetha
	Agatha reveals herself to Carson, who introduces himself.
	"Don't try to boggle me, mister talking cat. This is Mechanicsburg, you are by no means the strangest thing in this town." / "Welcome, my Lady— if my Lady you be."
	Bill and Lucrezia, Punch and Judy
2007-05-18 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 40(036) Forum:2007-05-18 (Friday)	Wooster, Carson, Agatha, Krosp, ~Zola "Heterodyne"
	Carson discusses the usual bogus Heterodyne heirs, and how Agatha and Zola are unusual.
	"Someone is trying to take over my town."
2007-05-21 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 41(037) Forum:2007-05-21 (Monday)	Zeetha, Krosp, Agatha, Carson, customers, Vanamonde von Mekkhan
	Enter coffee shop. Carson introduces Van and Agatha.
	"This is Agatha Heterodyne." "THERE'S TWO OF THEM?!"
	Burgermeister Zuken, Heiress, Oublenmach, Strinbeck
2007-05-23 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 42(038) Forum:2007-05-23 (Wednesday)	Agatha, Van, waitress, Zeetha, Carson, Krosp
	Van and Carson discuss the heirs.
	"I think you're about to find out that Lilith was a smart lady."
	Lilith, Oublenmach

The Coffee Engine is Broken?!? Edit

Location: Inside the Coffee Shop.

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-05-25 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 43(039) Forum:2007-05-25 (Friday)	Van, Agatha(!), waitress, Herr Mitrant, Rinja, Carson
	Agatha, stimulated by coffee, gathers information about Van's broken coffee engine. She picks up and reads a book ("Bean There, Done That").
	"She…just gave a direct order to Rinja… and didn't get smacked!"
2007-05-28 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 44(040) Forum:2007-05-28 (Monday)	Van, Wooster, Zeetha, Krosp, Agatha(!), Carson, Herr Mitrant
	Agatha gives more orders. She returns the book to Van, having corrected the book and deduced he was the author. He offends Herr Mitrant by touching his tools, then interests him in her plans.
	"Here's yourbook back! Icantellyou wroteiteven thoughyouused afakename. Allthe spelling corrections areinred."
		Book title: "Bean There, Done That"
2007-05-30 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 45(041) Forum:2007-05-30 (Wednesday)	Krosp, Carson, Van, Agatha(!), glass blower, waitress, Wooster, Assistant, customers, Herr Mitrant
	Agatha gets many people involved in the construction.
	"I suppose you don't care that this was a genuine Bugatti coffee engine… imported from Milan at great personal expense…" "Big hammer!" "sigh. Of course, my lady." / "Say, could I get another cup of coffee?" "NO!"
2007-06-01 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 46(042) Forum:2007-06-01 (Friday)	Zeetha, Carson, <ancient Heterodynes, <ancient citizens of Mechanicsburg, Krosp, rat catcher
	Carson explains the mentality of citizens of Mechanicsburg. Krosp gets a dead rat from a boy.
	"Sure, the Heterodynes were dangerous lunatics— but they became our dangerous lunatics!"
2007-06-04 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 47(043) Forum:2007-06-04 (Monday)	Krosp, Carson, <Heterodyne Heir claimant, <Carson, Agatha, waitress, customers, ~citizens of Mechanicsburg
	Carson explains why a fake Heterodyne Heir can be trouble.
	"Trying to con these people is a very bad idea. When they break out the torches and pitchforks, well— it's just hell to clean up, and attracts the wrong sort of tourist."
2007-06-06 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 48(044) Forum:2007-06-06 (Wednesday)	customers, employees, Agatha(*), Carson, Krosp, Van
	Agatha works on the coffee engine, Heterodyning.
2007-06-08 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 49(045) Forum:2007-06-08 (Friday)	Agatha(*), customers, employees, Carson, Krosp, Wooster, Van
	Agatha causes an explosion. Carson, Wooster, and Van consider the danger Agatha is in.
	"Heppler wrench!" "Yes, Mistress!" / "In my experience, a strong Heterodyne will take about two hours to truly warp the laws of nature."

Report at the Hospital Edit

Location: Inside Klaus' room in the Great Hospital at Mechanicsburg.

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-06-11 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 50(046) Forum:2007-06-11 (Monday)	Sun, Gil, assassins, Captain Vole
	Gil fights assassins, and Vole disarms one of the assassins.
	"Well, ve kent haff dot. <rip> I haff not yet giffen my report."
	a soldier, Baron	Room number: 402
2007-06-13 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 51(047) Forum:2007-06-13 (Wednesday)	Gil, Vole, Sun
	Vole is explained to be not-a-Jäger. Vole reports on the second female Heterodyne.
	Agatha
2007-06-14 (Thursday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 52(047.5) Forum:2007-06-14 (Thursday)	Gil, Sun, Vole
	Gil explains he sent Agatha to England, and threatened to destroy England.
	Agatha, Wooster, Baron
2007-06-15 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 53(048) Forum:2007-06-15 (Friday)	Gil, insect-clank, Vole, Sun
	The insect-clank attacks the room. Gil sends Vole to bring the 'Heterodyne girl' to Gil.
	"Death to the despoiler of East Kruminney!"
	Heterodyne girl

Coffee's Ready! Edit

Location: Inside the Coffee Shop.

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-06-18 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 54(049) Forum:2007-06-18 (Monday)	Coffee engine, Agatha, dingbots
	Agatha presents the finished coffee engine with all the bells and whistles. (OK, just whistles, no bells.)
	"Coffee's ready!"
2007-06-20 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 55(050) Forum:2007-06-20 (Wednesday)	Zeetha, Wooster, Carson, Vanamonde, Krosp, Assistant, Agatha
	Agatha starts to take a sip of coffee. Van takes the cup to try it first.
2007-06-22 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 56(051) Forum:2007-06-22 (Friday)	(*), Vanamonde
	Van is pictured as floating toward a mountain sunset, the effect of drinking the coffee.
2007-06-25 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 57(052) Forum:2007-06-25 (Monday)	Van, Agatha, Carson
	Van describes how perfect the coffee (and everything else) is.
	"And the! This perfect saucer!" "…Lady?" "Er… I can fix that."

Troops Storm the Shop Edit

Location: Inside the Coffee Shop, and then streets in Mechanicsburg.

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-06-27 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 58(053) Forum:2007-06-27 (Wednesday)	Carson, Agatha, Vole, soldiers, waitress
	Vole crashes in and threatens to shoot people until the Heterodyne claimant. Agatha identifies herself, and Vole points his weapon at her.
	"I am The Heterodyne."
2007-06-29 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 59(054) Forum:2007-06-29 (Friday)	Agatha, Vole
	Agatha takes out Vole with coffee and a wrench.
	"Now I vill not just keel hyu— now I keel efferyvun! … —hey— dot is verra gud coffee. Vit a nize kick!"
	Herr Heliotrope
2007-07-02 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 600(055) Forum:2007-07-02 (Monday)	soldiers, citizens of Mechanicsburg, Agatha, Carson, waitress, Van
	Soldiers try to capture Agatha, but townsfolk intervene. Agatha plans to head for the castle.
	"You mess with the mistress— you mess with Mechanicsburg!"
2007-07-04 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 61(056) Forum:2007-07-04 (Wednesday)	townsfolk, Zeetha, Agatha, Wooster, Carson, Krosp
	Carson "explains" that it's not safe to send Agatha in through the front door of the castle, so he's going to send her in through the front door.
	"The trick— is to make it seem like you don't want to go in."
	Oublenmach, Wulfenbach troops	"Cafe Closed" / "Alan Arcane" / "Hear the history of the Doom Bell!"

Klaus Wakes Up Edit

Location: Inside Klaus' room in the Great Hospital at Mechanicsburg.

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-07-06 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 62(057) Forum:2007-07-06 (Friday)	Gil, Klaus
	Gil details his fathers injuries, and where the Heterodyne girls are.
	"Oh dear. I am still dreaming. And it hurts. How unfair."
	The Heterodyne girl/Agatha, the imposterZola
2007-07-09 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 63(058) Forum:2007-07-09 (Monday)	Gil, Klaus
	Klaus explains Agatha is The Other and dangerous, and is surprised and pleased to hear Gil had sent Vole to get her.
	"Do you know that every single woman I've ever known who had the spark has tried to kill me?" "Father— maybe it's you." "No… No, I don't think so…"
	Agatha/The Other/Lucrezia Mongfish, Vole	Carbohexflu… obendexihydr… flocubennid… frayji… (on a medicine bottle)
2007-07-11 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 64(059) Forum:2007-07-11 (Wednesday)	Klaus, Gil
	Gil realizes he needs to leave to protect the city.
	the imposter, Captain DuPree
2007-07-13 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 65(060) Forum:2007-07-13 (Friday)	Gil, Klaus, ~Zola
	Gil explains to Klaus that he thinks the plan behind the impostor is to emulate the Storm King legend.
	"Yes, but before that? Before The Long War—?"
	The Storm King
2007-07-16 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 66(061) Forum:2007-07-16 (Monday)	Klaus, Gil, ~Zeetha
	Klaus warns Gil against Zeetha.
	"…Father. What did you do?" "I kept you alive." / "…and her jaw's been wired shut." "Good heavens, I wouldn't miss this for the world!"
	DuPree

DuPree on Guard Duty Edit

Location: Near and in Klaus' room in the Great Hospital at Mechanicsburg.

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-07-18 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 67(062) Forum:2007-07-18 (Wednesday)	Bangladesh DuPree, Sun, Gil
	Sun threatens DuPree, Gil gives instructions.
	"Your orders are simple— Kill anyone who enters, except Doctor Sun and myself. Yes, anyone. Yes, however you want."
		"World's Best Boss"
2007-07-20 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 68(063) Forum:2007-07-20 (Friday)	Gil, DuPree, Klaus, pile of dead assassins
	DuPree is surprised by the pile of assassins.

Inside the Castle Edit

Location: "Inside Castle Heterodyne"

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-07-23 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 69(064) Forum:2007-07-23 (Monday)	Zola "Heterodyne", retainers
	A retainer opens the door, and Zola and her surviving retainers enter.
	Hristo Tiktoffen	The Heterodyne Must Enter Alone
2007-07-25 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 70(065) Forum:2007-07-25 (Wednesday)	Zola, retainers
	Zola explains standard castle dangers to her retainers, loosing another retainer in the process.
	"This place us dangerous, twisted, and worst of all— it likes to think it has a sense of humor."
2007-07-27 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 71(066) Forum:2007-07-27 (Friday)	Tiktoffen, Sanaa Wilhelm
	Deeper in the castle, Wilhelm reports her actions to Tiktoffen—he giver her ten points, and the rebukes her for talking about her point total.
	"Room of Lead" / "Gallery of Razors" / "Fool! Never total your points out loud!"
	Tark
2007-07-30 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 72(067) Forum:2007-07-30 (Monday)	Snapper Boikov, Tiktoffen, Wilhelm, prisoner, retainer, Zola
	Snapper reports on a Heterodyne in the castle, and Tiktoffen is surprised to learn it is Zola.
	"red gate" "Octagon"
2007-08-01 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 73(068) Forum:2007-08-01 (Wednesday)	Tiktoffen, Zola, <Agatha
	Zola explains why she arrived earlier than expected because of "another Heterodyne girl", and that the new plan is to kill the castle.
	The Council
2007-08-03 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 74(069) Forum:2007-08-03 (Friday)	Tiktoffen, Zola, <Faustus Heterodyne, Wilhelm, prisoners
	Zola explains that there may be as many as twelve castle entities.
	Strinbeck
2007-08-06 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 75(070) Forum:2007-08-06 (Monday)	Zola, Tiktoffen, <prior castle explorer, Wilhelm, Snapper, Veilhat, prisoners
	Zola explains the castle was damaged, and that help is on the way.
	"We have more than enough firepower on the way to allow us to hold Mechanicsburg. I will rule as the new Heterodyne."

History Lesson Edit

Location: "Elsewhere, deep underneath the town." "The true family crypt of the Heterodynes."

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-08-08 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 76(071) Forum:2007-08-08 (Wednesday)	Carson, Krosp, Wooster, Agatha, Zeetha
	Agatha is shown the Heterodyne family crypt.
	"Still, whatever you are, you're not the heir everyone expects." "Oh?" "Nope. Because your standing on him."
	Punch, Judy, Vole	"The Red Heterodyne" "Zød" "Caligula" "So not open/The Black Heterodyne" "Mordred" "Oxalof" "Vituna" "Slantax" "Niffedti" "Bob" "Lazarus Heterodyne/ Born 1575/ Died: 1602 1604 1609 1614 1623"
2007-08-10 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 77(072) Forum:2007-08-10 (Friday)	Wooster, Krosp, Agatha, Carson
	Carson explains the naming and death of Klaus Barry Heterodyne.
	Master William, the Baron, The Other	"… Heterodyne/'Teaching the Angels'" / "…E… Heterodyne/…23…/…An Innoce…" / "Klaus Barry Heterodyne/ Beloved son of Lucrezia & William/ Born 1[89?]72/ With us but 407 days–Forever in our hearts"
2007-08-13 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 78(073) Forum:2007-08-13 (Monday)	<Carson, <Carson's grandchild, <people, <Carson's son, <Klaus Barry Heterodyne, Carson
	Carson describes the attack by The Other.
	The Masters
2007-08-15 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 79(074) Forum:2007-08-15 (Wednesday)	<Lady Lucrezia, <Lucrezia's assistants, <Master Bill, <Master Barry, <people
	Carson describes the day after the attack.
2007-08-17 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 80(075) Forum:2007-08-17 (Friday)	<people, <Bill Heterodyne, <Barry Heterodyne, <creatures, <revenant
	Carson describes the aftermath of the attack.
	The Baron
2007-08-20 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 81(076) Forum:2007-08-20 (Monday)	<Baron, <people, <Carson, <the nurse
	Carson talks about the Baron's arrival.
	"Klaus always did know the right monster for the right job."
	son of Carson, The Nurse (Von Pinn), Lady Lucrezia
2007-08-22 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 82(077) Forum:2007-08-22 (Wednesday)	<Town Council, <Carson, ~Van, Krosp, Wooster, Carson
	Carson describes official Town Council and the shadow government.
	"He is more competent than he appears, My Lady." / "And we do hold an official position—it's hereditary, even— heh. My card." " "Doom Bell Ringer"?! "
	Klaus/Baron	Iscarriot Heterodyne/ Everyman's "Friend" "Friend #101" "Friend #29" "Friend #35"
2007-08-24 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 83(078) Forum:2007-08-24 (Friday)	Agatha, Carson, <prisoners, <guard, <bookies and low-class trash
	Carson describes how Klaus handled betting on prisoners.
	"Klaus was never really good at subtle."
	Klaus/Baron, Questers	"Last Walk Tavern/ Be glad it's not…"

Radio Theater Break: Revenge of the Weasel Queen pt.1 Edit

Location: Control room of the Heterodynamic Radio Theatre of the Sub Aether, into the wilderness, and back to the control room.

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-08-27 (Monday) ✣ Vol.RotWQ p. (001) Forum:2007-08-27 (Monday)	Phil Foglio, Kaja Foglio, Cheyenne Wright, =Zeetha, =Krosp, =Agatha, =Othar Tryggvassen, Ferretina, Fashion Clank
	Preparations in the control room.
	"But can't you just say we're on vacation?" "Tsh. Where's the dramatic tension in that? And you call yourself a writer of semi-fictional historic romances."
		Our current story is experiencing technical difficulties: and now The Heterodynamic Radion Theatre of the Sub–Æther is proud to present a thrilling episode in the apocryphal life of Agatha Heterofyne—Girl Genius! Episode One: Revenge of the Weasel Queen
2007-08-29 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.RotWQ p. (002) Forum:2007-08-29 (Wednesday)	Fashion Clank, Baron, Ognian, Gil, Agatha, ???, ???, Dingbot Prime, man, white-haired female spark, monsters
	Introduction to the world of ```Girl Genius.
		"It is a world ruled by mad science!" "Free Beer" "Fools! I will destroy you all! Ask me how!"
2007-08-31 (Friday) ✣ Vol.RotWQ p. (003) Forum:2007-08-31 (Friday)	Agatha, Krosp, Zeetha, Othar
	The group recounts the last adventure.
	"At least you got a salad out of it."
		In our last episode— … managed to thwart the nefarious plans of the Podnasty, the villainous vegetable.
2007-09-03 (Monday) ✣ Vol.RotWQ p. (004) Forum:2007-09-03 (Monday)	Othar, Agatha, Krosp, Zeetha
	Othar tries to convince the others to join him to help the town of Zoggletonk.
	"Help!"
2007-09-05 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.RotWQ p. (005) Forum:2007-09-05 (Wednesday)	Agatha, Othar, Krosp, Lapinemoths
	Following a call to help from a man down, the group finds and attacks Lapinemoths.
	"I think Ill turn you inside out! I haven't done that in a while!" "Oh, ick." "Oh, yes. That's why. Sorry about your clothes."
2007-09-07 (Friday) ✣ Vol.RotWQ p. (006) Forum:2007-09-07 (Friday)	Lapinemoth, Zeetha, Agatha
	A Lapinemoth attacks Zeetha, gets bwonged with a shovel, decides to eat Agatha instead.
	"Foolish rabbit! You face Zeetha—daughter of Chump! Heir to the Warrior Throne of Skifander! Face my shovel!"
2007-09-10 (Monday) ✣ Vol.RotWQ p. (007) Forum:2007-09-10 (Monday)	Lapinemoth, Agatha, Krosp, Zeetha, Jorf Oxclonker, Ferretina
	Agatha de-arms a Lapinemoth and then finds Ferretina and an unconscious Jorf Oxclonker.
	"I'd wanted a chance to test my pocket de-arming device." "I need no weapons!" "… I didn't say anything about weapons."
2007-09-12 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.RotWQ p. (008) Forum:2007-09-12 (Wednesday)	Othar, Ferretina, Agatha, Zeetha, Krosp.
	Ferretina figures out the group doesn't know she is the cause of the disappearances.
	"The first few who disappeared, people thought it was just the usual: zombie warriors, giant insects, hideous extra-dimensional intelligences from Herr Klopman's well…" "That's the usual around here?" "The rents are very cheap."
2007-09-14 (Friday) ✣ Vol.RotWQ p. (009) Forum:2007-09-14 (Friday)	<Lapinemoth, <villagers, Ferretina, Krosp, Zeetha, Othar
	Ferretina refers to the "Weasel Queen" in the third person. The group are idiots and don't figure out who she really is.
2007-09-17 (Monday) ✣ Vol.RotWQ p. (010) Forum:2007-09-17 (Monday)	Zeetha, Ferretina, Agatha, Krosp
	Agatha teases Krosp with a string.
	"Q.E. Duh."
2007-09-19 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.RotWQ p. (011) Forum:2007-09-19 (Wednesday)	Zeetha, Agatha, Ferretina, Othar, Jorf Oxclonker, Krosp
	Othar agrees to escort Ferretina to her home, while the rest plan to take the unconscious Jorf Oxclonker to the village.
2007-09-21 (Friday) ✣ Vol.RotWQ p. (012) Forum:2007-09-21 (Friday)	Othar, Ferretina, Krosp, Agatha, Zeetha, Jorf Oxclonker
	Ferretina and Othar leave. Agatha wake up Jorf, who is confused about his "lady friend".
2007-09-24 (Monday) ✣ Vol.RotWQ p. (013) Forum:2007-09-24 (Monday)	Zeetha, Jorf, Agatha, Krosp
	Jorf explains Ferretina is the Weasel Queen.
	"But fear not! I am Agatha Heterodyne!" "Oh. …you couldn't help us get a message to Baron Wulfenbach, could you?"
	Ferretina, Othar, Baron Wulfenbach
2007-09-26 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.RotWQ p. (014) Forum:2007-09-26 (Wednesday)	Zeetha, Jorf, Agatha, Krosp
	The group discusses what action to take.
	"Well, she does demand well-formed, lusty young men over six feet tall and under the age of twenty five." "I seeeeee…" "You do?" "Yes. She says those taste best when grilled with cheese." "Okay, I didn't see that." / "Is this one of those situations involving "ethics?" 'Cause, I'm a cat, you know. I've never been very good at those."
2007-09-28 (Friday) ✣ Vol.RotWQ p. (015) Forum:2007-09-28 (Friday)	Agatha, Krosp, Cheyenne Wright, Kaja, Phil
	End of episode. Return to control room. Tech, Kaja, and Phil leave in an escape pod. Agatha, Krosp, and Zeetha enter the area the escape pod leaves from.
	"Let me put it this way… help me save Othar or I'll hit you with a stick!" "… How big a stick?"
		"Upon the Æther" / "Property of T.P.U. Escape Dept." / 'Dropinator(TM) Escape Pod / "Gotta Go" '

Back to the Main Story Edit

Location: Back to the crypt, and deeper.

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-10-01 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 84(079) Forum:2007-10-01 (Monday)	Carson, Krosp, <suppliers, Wooster, Agatha, Reptilian creature peering out of a gap in the wall (may possibly be The Winslow)
	Carson explains that suppliers can easily walk in the castle, but first Agatha needs to learn what to do in the castle.
	"Not a person. Not alive." "Creepy?" "Hell, yes."
		Book cover: "Revenge of the Weasel Queen"
2007-10-03 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 85(080) Forum:2007-10-03 (Wednesday)	Carson, Wooster, Zeetha, Agatha, Krosp
	Reach the Throne of Faustus Heterodyne.
	"I'm done talking to you!" "I appreciate the effort, but the day's already a loss."
	Ancient undead Heterodyne vampire.

Meeting the Castle Edit

Location: Near the Throne of Faustus Heterodyne.

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-10-05 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 86(081) Forum:2007-10-05 (Friday)	Carson, Agatha, Wooster
	Carson connects to the Throne.
	"I'm the one with the special holes pre-drilled into his skull."
2007-10-08 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 87(082) Forum:2007-10-08 (Monday)	Carson/castle, Wooster.
	The castle talks through Carson.
	"It has been 437215353 seconds since this system was last activated … Why, it's still old Carson! He swore he'd never be back! He must be very certain indeed. So you think you're a Heterodyne, eh boy?"
2007-10-10 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 88(083) Forum:2007-10-10 (Wednesday)	Wooster, Carson/castle, Agatha, Krosp
	The castle has a hard time believing the Heterodyne heir is female.
2007-10-12 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 89(084) Forum:2007-10-12 (Friday)	Agatha, Carson/castle,
	Agatha's voice partially convinces the castle, but it is glad she is a spark.
	"Then— girl or not— false or not— I need you."
			The first of the three lights is lit.

Spark Roast Coffee Ad Edit

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-10-15 (Monday) ✣ Vol. p. n/a Forum:2007-10-15 (Monday)	Agatha
	Agatha, without glasses. with long flowing hair, and wearing a gown, pours a cup of coffee.
		Heterodyne Coffee / Spark Roast / Perfection in every cup / Mechanicsburg Roasting Company

Location: Near the throne.

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-10-17 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 90(085) Forum:2007-10-17 (Wednesday)	=Zola, Krosp, Carson/castle, Zeetha
	The castle explains that control is impossible because the primary castle identity is isolated and the secondary units kill anyone that tries to restore control.
2007-10-19 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 91(086) Forum:2007-10-19 (Friday)	Carson/castle, Agatha
	The castle agrees to give Agatha a map to where the problems are, once she reaches the Master's Library.
	"Central Control Conduit" "The Master's Library"
2007-10-22 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 92(087) Forum:2007-10-22 (Monday)	Agatha, Carson/castle, Assistant, Wilhelm Diamant
	Diament shows up, says the Heterodynes are all dead, and get attacked by the throne.

Agatha Faces Down the Castle Edit

Location: Near the throne.

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-10-24 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 93(088) Forum:2007-10-24 (Wednesday)	Agatha, Carson/castle, Diamant
	Agatha forces/convinces the throne to not kill Diamant.
	"Can't I just wound him?"
2007-10-26 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 94(089) Forum:2007-10-26 (Friday)	Agatha, Wilhelm Diamant, Castle/Carson, Zeetha, Wooster, Krosp, Assistant
	Diamant agrees to get Agatha into the castle, and Agatha decides to go alone.
	"I AM YOUR LOYAL SERVANT UNTIL THE END OF DAYS, MY LADY!" "Grovels nicely, doesn't he?"
2007-10-29 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 95(090) Forum:2007-10-29 (Monday)	Carson, Agatha
	Carson extricates himself from the castle, and tells Agatha of an army advancing on the Black Gate.

Vole Reports to Gil Edit

Location: On the walls of Mechanicsburg.

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-10-31 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 96(091) Forum:2007-10-31 (Wednesday)	Gil, Vole, airman, minion, mechanic
	Vole reports his failure to capture Agatha, and Gil rebukes him. Gil is carrying his lightning staff.
	"You're just like my father! You underestimated her and she bested' you! She is a Heterodyne! Doesn't that mean anything to you?"
	Agatha, Baron
2007-11-02 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 97(092) Forum:2007-11-02 (Friday)	Gil, Vole
	Gil concludes Zola may try to kill the castle. Vole says that wouldn't be accepted as proof she was a Heterodyne.
	"and den built a very dangerous fountain out of sausages."
	Agatha, Zola, Baron
2007-11-05 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 98(093) Forum:2007-11-05 (Monday)	Gil, Vole
	Gil and Vole discuss potential plans of attackers.
	"The real players have arrived."
	Zola, Baron

Our Jagers Meet Some New Friends Edit

Location: Back on the watch tower outside of town.

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-11-07 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 99(094) Forum:2007-11-07 (Wednesday)	Oggie, Jenka, Maxim, Dimo
	The group watches they town until trouble arrives.
	"Jenka, vy for iz Füst runnink avay?"
	Füst

Big Stompy War Clanks Spread Edit

Location: Outside Mechanicsburg.

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-11-09 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 100 & 101(095 & 096) Forum:2007-11-09 (Friday)	war clanks, crew, Oggie, Jenka, Maxim, Dimo
	"Hey! Dey busted de tower! Who's gun pay for dot!?"

Everybody Fusses About the War Clanks Edit

Location: On top of the eastern wall of Mechanicsburg and in Klaus' room in the hospital, on the battle clanks.

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-11-12 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 102(097) Forum:2007-11-12 (Monday)	Zeetha, Diamant, Agatha, Wulfenbach mechanics (2), Wooster, Assistant, Carson, Krosp
	Agatha is thrilled to see the new battle clanks.
	"The controls to the Screamer Guns are over here, if you're interested. Disabled, I'm afraid, but—" // "Her grandfather used to open the gates for things like this— so he could get a better look."
2007-11-14 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 103(098) Forum:2007-11-14 (Wednesday)	Klaus, DuPree, Sun
	Klaus wants to see the battle to direct it.
	"DuPree— Get me to that window, no matter what!"

Gil Deals With It Edit

Location: On the battle clanks, outside the wall, on top of the wall, Klaus' hospital room

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-11-16 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 104(099) Forum:2007-11-16 (Friday)	(Aboard the lead war clank) Captain Radio-Hat, General Selnikov, Gil
	The General and Captain watch the town, and Gil comes out of the door carrying his lightning staff.
	"No. Were still pretending that we want to do this without bloodshed."
		(Signs on the wall) "Trash Entrance" "Invade in Front"
2007-11-19 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 105(100) Forum:2007-11-19 (Monday)	Zeetha, Agatha, Wulfenbach mechanic, Wooster, Assistant, Krosp
	From the wall, Agatha is worried about Gil, but embarrassed that she admitted it.
	"He'll be killed!" "Oh? And what do you care?" "Ah… Er— The Baron will blame me?"
	Gil, Baron
2007-11-21 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 106(101) Forum:2007-11-21 (Wednesday)	Captain radio hat, General Selnikov, Gil
	Gil confronts the clanks. The general "takes command of the empire". Gil objects.
	"I am Gilgamesh Wulfenbach, son of Klaus. I will say this only once— leave now, or you will die." "Son of— SHOOT HIM! QUICKLY!"
	Klaus
2007-11-23 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 107(102) Forum:2007-11-23 (Friday)	Klaus, DuPree, Zeetha, Diamant, Agatha, Wooster, Assistant, Carson, Krosp and a cast of thousands
	Klaus watches. Soldiers order the militia to the walls. The clank soldiers can't seem to hit Gil.
	"Time's up."
2007-11-26 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 108(103) Forum:2007-11-26 (Monday)	Gil
	Gil fires his lightning staff.
	"It works! It works! It works!"
		CRAKOOM!
2007-11-28 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 109(104) Forum:2007-11-28 (Wednesday)	Gil, Klaus, Assistant, DuPree, Wooster, Zeetha, Krosp, Duke Strinbeck, Baron Oublenmach, Agatha
	The clank crumbles to the ground. Everyone is shocked, Agatha is excited.
	"Lightning. He called down the lightning." / "ANYONE ELSE?"
2007-11-30 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 110(105) Forum:2007-11-30 (Friday)	Gil, voice of clank soldiers.
	Some clanks surrender. One clank fires at Gil and is destroyed by another blast from Gil's lightning staff.
		TAKATAKA / KR-BOOM! / ZAK-AK!
2007-12-03 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 111(106) Forum:2007-12-03 (Monday)	Gil, Klaus, DuPree, Sun
	Gil boasts. The Baron is pleased.
	"This is not a trick! I did not get lucky! I am Gilgamesh Wulfenbach— AND I AM IN CONTROL!" "Anything— being paralyzed for life— would be an acceptable price for seeing what I have seen my son do today."

Agatha Notices a Problem Edit

Location: On the town walls and outside the walls to the Sneaky Gate.

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-12-05 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 112(107) Forum:2007-12-05 (Wednesday)	Agatha, Zeetha, Wooster, Krosp, minions, =Gil, townsfolk
	Agatha notices that the power sources for Gil's lightning staff are exploding.
2007-12-07 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 113(108) Forum:2007-12-07 (Friday)	Gil, Selnikov soldiers, Dimo, Jenka
	Gil notices that his lightning staff is no longer powered and offers surrender terms to soldiers. The highest ranking officer surviving pulls a knife on Gil, and gets a knife in his head from Dimo.
	"Hoy! So who else vants to be promoted?!"
2007-12-10 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 114(109) Forum:2007-12-10 (Monday)	Wooster, Agatha, Krosp, Carson
	Carson pushes Agatha to get into the castle and get it working so Mechanicsburg can be a player rather than a playing field.
	Gil, Wulfenbach
2007-12-12 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 115(110) Forum:2007-12-12 (Wednesday)	Agatha, Zeetha, <Vole
	Agatha says Gil isn't her boyfriend, then asks Zeetha to make sure he is okay.
	Gil
2007-12-14 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 116(111) Forum:2007-12-14 (Friday)	Ognian, Jenka, Dimo, Maxim, Gil
	Gil is taken toward safety.
	"Vat hyu need is a big hat vit hyu name on it." // "Wait— you're…you're not Wulfenbach Jägers." "Nope. Ve iz de goot lookin vuns!"
	Agatha
2007-12-17 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 117(112) Forum:2007-12-17 (Monday)	Ognian, Jenka, Dimo, Maxim, Gil
	Talk about previous invasions. Gil realizes he is weak.
	"Hah! Remember dot 'X de Destroyer' guy? Who thot dot big 'X' on de ground vos vere he should set up hiz tent?!"
	X de Destroyer, Agatha
2007-12-19 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 118(113) Forum:2007-12-19 (Wednesday)	Ognian, Jenka, Dimo, Maxim, Gil, Vole
	Gil is taken to the Sneaky Gate on his way to Mamma Gkika's, and the group meets Vole.
	Mamma Gkika, Baron, Agatha

Agatha Enters the Castle Edit

Location: On a Prisoner Transport vehicle and outside Castle Heterodyne.

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-12-21 (Friday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 119(114) Forum:2007-12-21 (Friday)	Agatha, Wilhelm Diamant
	Agatha on the Prisoner Transport vehicle, dressing for her entrance.
	"So who's the Baron's inside man?" "That would be Professor Tiktoffen."
	"Snapper", Vasquez, Professor Tiktoffen, fake Heterodyne	"Prisoner Transport"
2007-12-24 (Monday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 120(115) Forum:2007-12-24 (Monday)	Agatha, Diamant, soldier
	Agatha leaves the transport vehicle, Diamant convinces the guard to let Agatha go in.
	"Aw, go kiss a construct. Fine, send her in."
	"that heterodyne girl", Baron

Santa Klaus Edit

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-12-25 (Tuesday) ✣ Vol.n/a p. n/a Forum:2007-12-25 (Tuesday)	Santa Klaus-Claus
	(No comic, just an extra.)
		Naughty Nice & Mad	Sketch of Klaus dressed up as Santa Claus.

Final Page of Volume 7 Edit

Location: Outside Castle Heterodyne.

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-12-26 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.VII p. 121(116) Forum:2007-12-26 (Wednesday)	Agatha, Diamant, soldier
	Agatha enters the castle through the Prisoner's Gate.
	"Try to escape, and we'll shoot you like a dog." / "Young man, you have no idea."
	Tiktoffen

Radio Theater Break: Revenge of the Weasel Queen pt.2 Edit

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2007-12-28 (Friday) ✣ Vol.RotWQ p. (016) Forum:2007-12-28 (Friday)	Agatha, Kaja Foglio
	Preamble: Vignettes of Agatha.
		Revenge of the Weasel Queen Part 2
2007-12-31 (Monday) ✣ Vol.RotWQ p. (017) Forum:2007-12-31 (Monday)	Agatha, Zeetha, clerk. Krosp, mouse, Othar Tryggvassen, Ferretina, villagers, Lapinemoths, Kaja
	Review of characters and situation from part one.
		"Will Terrorize for Karrots" / "The Heterodyne Dictionary of Nifty Concepts"
2008-01-02 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.RotWQ p. (018) Forum:2008-01-02 (Wednesday)	Agatha, Krosp, Zeetha
	Agatha builds a device to help them disguise themselves as Lapinemoths.
	"And if, by pure, blind chance, we find Othar and he needs to be rescued, I will seriously consider it."
	Othar
2008-01-04 (Friday) ✣ Vol.RotWQ p. (019) Forum:2008-01-04 (Friday)	Agatha, Krosp, Zeetha, Lapinemoth, Fashion Clank
	Agatha builds a "combination mechanical taxidermist and tailor" to build disguises.
	"Good grief! How did you construct something so complicated?" "Please, I always carry a Swiss army knife and a coil of wire."
2008-01-07 (Monday) ✣ Vol.RotWQ p. (020) Forum:2008-01-07 (Monday)	Zeetha, Fashion Clank
	The Fashion Clank scans Zeetha.
	"bzzt. Ah. So this is ahat street people wear when they enter roller derby contests. Obviously chosen for economy as opposed to looks."

Zeetha Paper Doll Edit

The wiki has an archive of all the paper doll images and links to high resolution versions.

Identifier Page	Characters
	Actions
	Quotes
	Names Used	Text	Extras
2008-01-09 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.RotWQ p. (021) Forum:2008-01-09 (Wednesday)	Zeetha
	Zeetha Paper Doll
2008-01-11 (Friday) ✣ Vol.RotWQ p. (022) Forum:2008-01-11 (Friday)	Fashion Clank, Agatha
	The Fashion Clank scans, and insults, Agatha.
2008-01-14 (Monday) ✣ Vol.RotWQ p. (023 & 024) Forum:2008-01-14 (Monday)	Agatha, Dingbots
	Agatha Paper Doll (pages 1 and 2)
2008-01-16 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.RotWQ p. (025) Forum:2008-01-16 (Wednesday)	Fashion Clank, Krosp
	Krosp Paper Doll, with the Fashion Clank suggesting "a clock in his tummy ✣ ".
2008-01-18 (Friday) ✣ Vol.RotWQ p. (026) Forum:2008-01-18 (Friday)	Krosp, Agatha, Fashion Clank
	Agatha explains to the Fashion Clank why it was made.
	"bzzt! I AM IN HELL!"
2008-01-21 (Monday) ✣ Vol.RotWQ p. (027) Forum:2008-01-21 (Monday)	Othar, Ferretina
	Ferretina offers Othar a drink in her hidden subterranean lair.
	"Say, I never thought a throne of bones and skulls would be so comfortable!" "It's ergonomic. Would you care for a drink?" "Um...it's bubbling." "That's how you know it's fresh."
2008-01-23 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.RotWQ p. (028) Forum:2008-01-23 (Wednesday)	Ferretina, Othar
	Ferretina sits on Othar's lap.
2008-01-25 (Friday) ✣ Vol.RotWQ p. (029) Forum:2008-01-25 (Friday)	Ferretina, Othar
	Ferretina explains how she is lonely and not a monster.
2008-01-28 (Monday) ✣ Vol.RotWQ p. (030) Forum:2008-01-28 (Monday)	Ferretina, Othar
	Othar realizes that Ferretina is the Weasel Queen.
	"And this— you have lured me here to my doom!"
2008-01-30 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.RotWQ p. (031) Forum:2008-01-30 (Wednesday)	Othar, Ferretina, Lapinemoths
	Othar pledges to destroy Ferretina. Ferretina orders her Lapinemoths to attack, then decides to kill him herself.
	"I expected no better from an evil half-human product of debased science!"
2008-02-01 (Friday) ✣ Vol.RotWQ p. (032) Forum:2008-02-01 (Friday)	announcer clank, Agatha
	Agatha tracks down the studio to end the digression from the main story.

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Act 2	1	2	3	4	5	6	7