Volume summary: Volume 8 of Act 2

The graphic novels in the canon currently consist of twenty complete volumes and one that is currently ongoing. Nineteen of these have been (or soon will be) published in printed form. The completed twentieth and ongoing twenty-first volumes are available on the web for free, as are all of the previously printed volumes.

Starting with the fourteenth volume, the story has now entered Act 2 and the volume numbers have started over at one. Volumes in Act 2 will be identified in the chronology by the act number, a dash, and then the volume number; for example, Act 2, Volume 1 (overall volume number 14) will be identified as 2-1. Eventually, references in these chronologies to the volumes in the first part, Act 1, will be renumbered to match. While "Act 1" and "Act 2" were originally used by the Foglios to refer to the two parts of Girl Genius, eventually they settled on The First Journey of Agatha Heterodyne and The Second Journey of Agatha Heterodyne as the official names for the two sections.

The chronology pages describe the comics to assist scholars in finding the page on which something occurred. For each comic, the chronology pages identify the characters that appear, actions taken, significant quotes, and other things of interest. Section titles are from the canon unless otherwise noted.

For a partial timeline of the events in the comic, see Internal Chronology.

For more information on the double-page spreads in this volume, see double-page spreads in Girl Genius.

For more information on special pages in this volume, see the list of special pages, notes, and annotations.

Chronology Overview         Internal Chronology
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Contents

---First Page of VOLUME 21 (Act 2: BOOK EIGHT)[edit | edit source]

"Welcome back, brave warriors." (non-canon)[edit | edit source]

Location: Albia's Palace in Londinium, England.[1]

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2020-04-27 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 001
Forum:2020-04-27 (Monday)
Albia, A Great Many Onlookers, Whoever is in the Submarine
We see a vast chamber that seems to be a ceremonial submarine dock. Banners, which include the Union Jack, are hung above platforms on either side of a channel of water. Albia, who has enlarged herself to titanic size, occupies a higher platform at the back of the scene, fronted by a very broad stairway that extends down to the water. She is wearing armor and bears a trident and a shield emblazoned with a Union Jack. In the central channel, a submarine is approaching the rear dock where Albia is making a speech, welcoming back the submariners. While none of the occupants of the vessel are shown, presumably it contains Agatha and company, members of the Queen's Society Dome Kitchen Staff, Deepdwellers, and so on. On the platforms is a vast crowd of beings gathered to welcome the returning submarine and its occupants. Everyone, except Albia, is drawn to a very small scale, so it is hard to be sure who (or what) they all are, but on the lowest platforms are ranks of what could be soldiers, guards, sailors, and maintenance/support staff. On a higher platform to the left is a crowd of what may be Albia's Octopode subjects . On a similar raised platform to the right, a brass band is playing. On either side of Albia are people who may be courtiers, dignitaries, visitors, important guests, and other VIPs.
Albia: "Welcome back, brave warriors."
News: A report from Kaja on the progress of the Queens and Pirates Kickstarter.
2020-04-29 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 002
Forum:2020-04-29 (Wednesday)
Albia, Zentai Ninjas, Sailors, Soldiers(?), Violetta, Martellus, Gil, Agatha, Zeetha, Tarvek, Maxim, Oggie, Honker, Krosp, Dimo, Trelawney, His Serenity, Gooblot
Albia recites the names of those who died and no one who hears her will ever forget them. Agatha and her companions all react to the ceremony in their own ways. His Serenity heads toward his audience with Albia, but is disappointed that the "Lady Heterodyne" is not there (although she is). Gooblot reminds him that she is in her "land form" (that is, no longer in the mermaid costume ). His Serenity acknowledges this, but still seems disappointed. Agatha doesn't care for Zeetha's attempt to help.
Violetta: "What a moving ceremony."
Martellus: "Yes. I…still remember all of their names."
Gil: "My father once mentioned this. Albia spoke their names. We'll remember those names the rest of our lives."
Agatha: "That was amazing."
Zeetha: "That's the power of a Queen."
Tarvek: "Now, how would you duplicate that?"
Commodore Ardsley Roland Wooster, Captain Simon Varius Thornton, Midship[man] Horat[io] Johnat[han] Bowd[en], My Father (Klaus Wulfenbach), Queen (Ancient God-Queens), Fumblefin
Later—
Caption, upper left corner of panel 2.
News: A report from Kaja on the progress of the Queens and Pirates Kickstarter.

Sweet New Fashion (non-canon)[edit | edit source]

Location: Somewhere in England.[1]

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2020-05-01 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. 003
Forum:2020-05-01 (Friday)
Martellus, Xerxsephnia (Seffie), Sparafucile, Albia
Marellus and Sparafucile are standing on either side of Seffie, whose identity is completely concealed by a hooded cloak. As Martellus comments that they are no longer where the action is, Albia appears behind them. She is displeased to have Martellus show up without warning. He offers an explanation and apology, saying that they intended to present themselves to Albia when…presentable. Albia demands to know who is under the cloak and removes it. Seffie is revealed with candy in her hair. (It got there due to turbulence on the submarine during breakfast.) Seffie is embarrassed and lies, telling Albia it is a new Parisian fashion. Albia is delighted and invites to her party, insisting that she show off her new hairdo. Seffie doesn't dare refuse the invitation and is distressed and dismayed that she has to keep wearing food in her hair.
Albia: "Princess Xerxsephnia, we presume. Ah—is that—"
Seffie: "Couture de Sucreries, Your Majesty. I have only just come from Paris."
Albia: "Well. You look absolutely charming! You simply must wear it at tonight's celebratory revels."
Seffie: "Me?"
Albia: "Of course! You shall attend as our special guest! Our court is simply insatiable for the new fashions from Paris. They will adore you! For now, Lord Womble will show you to private quarters, where you may refresh yourselves and prepare."
Seffie and Martellus (together): "Thank you, Your Majesty."
Seffie (whispered): "Am I going to have to wear food in my hair all day?"
Martellus (whispered): "The waiters did warn us that the sub was about to launch—"
The Throne of the Storm King, Our (Albia's) Realm (England), Couture de Sucreries, Paris, Lord Womble News: It's Phil's birthday and Kaja is making cake. Also, a report on the progress of the Queens and Pirates Kickstarter.

The Royal Princesses[edit | edit source]

Location: Somewhere in England.

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2020-05-04 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 004
Forum:2020-05-04 (Monday)
Mary[2], Rosie[2][3], Neena[3], Sturdy Blonde[3]
Blondie (speaking of Agatha): "Don't fuss, Rosie. It's not like Mama will let her run amok at a party—"
Neena: "Unless she thinks it's funny!"
Blondie: "Yes…true…"[4]
Royal Palace, Mama (Albia), Hail the Heroes of the Galloping Waves, Deepdwellers, Leviathans, The Lady Heterodyne (Agatha)
2020-05-06 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 005
Forum:2020-05-06 (Wednesday)
Sturdy Blonde[3], Neena[3], Mary, Rosie[3]
Mama/Her Majesty (Albia), Young Baron Wulfenbach (Gil), Miss Thorpe (Trelawney), The Storm King, Prince Tarvek, Martellus, A Princess of Some Heathen Place Called Skifander (Zeetha), The Subcontinent, The Americas, The Emperor of All Cats (Krosp), Princess Xerxsephnia von Blitzengaard, The Continent (Europa)

Getting Dressed[edit | edit source]

Location: Somewhere in England.

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2020-05-08 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. 006
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Agatha, Violetta, Zeetha
Agatha: "You have got to be kidding."
Violetta: "Nonsense! This beauty was sent over by the Dressmaker to the Royal Princesses! It's the absolute height of fashion—and this is only the foundation! I haven't even begun with the froufrou!"
Zeetha: "Yeah, there's a whole separate box of it."
Meanwhile—
Caption, upper left corner of large, full-page panel.
2020-05-11 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 007
Forum:2020-05-11 (Monday)
Agatha, Zeetha, Seffie[5], Violetta
Sparafucile

Lady Steelgarter Plans a Trip[edit | edit source]

Location: Somewhere in England.

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2020-05-13 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 008
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Ariadne Steelgarter, Astarte, Madwa Korel
Steelgarter: "I hate those horrible rats!"
Violetta Mondarev, Lady Heterodyne (Agatha), Monahan (Francisia Monahan)

The Ball Begins[edit | edit source]

Location: Albia's Palace in England.

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2020-05-15 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. 009
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Witherspoon (voice only), Unidentified Speaker (voice only), Arriving Party Guests
The Ladies Fashion Extravaganza[6], The Lady Heterodyne (Agatha), Lord Snapdragon
2020-05-18 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 010
Forum:2020-05-18 (Monday)
Gil, Tarvek, Martellus, Other Party Guests
Agatha, Europa, Heterodyne shows
2020-05-20 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 011
Forum:2020-05-20 (Wednesday)
Seffie, Agatha, Violetta[7], Zeetha, Coach Driver, Crowd of Onlookers
Cursed Waters, Deepdwellers, Queen (Albia), Madwa, Uncle Tiktok (Dio Zardeliv), Four-Armed Witch (Ariadne Steelgarter), My (Zeetha's) Mother (Zantabraxus)
2020-05-22 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. 012
Forum:2020-05-22 (Friday)
Gil, Tarvek, Martellus, Seffie, Agatha, Violetta
Violetta: "All right, cousin. What's your scheme?"
[…]
Tarvek: "Why, I just thought it would be nice to let Wulfenbach talk to Agatha as himself. In his own words."
Violetta: "Ah. Devious."
Tarvek: "Oh, yes."

Agatha and Gil Share a Dance[edit | edit source]

Location: Albia's Palace in England.

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2020-05-25 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 013
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Gil, Agatha, Violetta, Tarvek
Violetta: "Huh. Looks like he's doing okay."
Tarvek: "Of course he is! He isn't saying anything!"

The Senior Royal Princesses (non-canon)[edit | edit source]

Location: Albia's Palace in England.[1]

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2020-05-27 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 014
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Older Princesses of the Realm, Rosie, Neena, Other Younger Princesses of the Realm
2020-05-29 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. 015
Forum:2020-05-29 (Friday)
Gil, Agatha, Rakethorn, Other Party Guests (in background), Trelawney, Seffie, Martellus
Lucrezia, Your (Gil's) Father (Klaus Wulfenbach)

Tarvek Has a Surprise[edit | edit source]

Location: Albia's Palace in England.

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2020-06-01 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 016
Forum:2020-06-01 (Monday)
Zeetha, Princess[3], Other Party Guests, Tarvek, Higgs, Orotine[8]
Zeetha seems to be enjoying herself at Albia's party. She dances with one of the Princesses, then chats with Tarvek, saying she is disappointed that Higgs didn't come. (Higgs is there, posing as a waiter.) Tarvek and Zeetha dance (Zeetha leads, to Tarvek's discomfiture). Tarvek speculates that the members of Agatha's company are being deliberately kept apart; Rakethorn is dancing with Agatha and Trelawney with Gil. Just as Tarvek opines that no one is targeting him, he is greeted by the Muse Orotine.
Tarvek: "Heh. On the other hand, nobody's been coming after me, so I guess I'm not a target…besides, who could they possibly throw at me?"
Orotine: "Pardon me, but are you Tarvek Sturmvarous?"
Tarvek (last word shouted): "I—I…Orotine?"
Orotine: "Welcome to England, Your Majesty."
One of Her Majesty's Jack Tars, Agatha, Rakethorn, Miss Thorpe (Trelawney), Gil

Albia's Big Entrance (non-canon)[edit | edit source]

Location: Albia's Palace in England.[1]

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2020-06-03 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 017
Forum:2020-06-03 (Wednesday)
Seffie, Martellus, Captain Bellows[9][10], Royal Trumpeters, Royal Door Openers, Albia, Albia's Retinue
Seffie and Martellus are dancing and talking. Their conversation is interrupted as Albia, with a great deal of fanfare, makes an entrance. She appears as a dark-skinned giantess in a military uniform, has expanded her halo of stars into a complex arrangement of multiple loops, and is accompanied by a procession.
Seffie: "That sounded like Tarvek squealing…"
Martellus: "Probabaly saw a mismatched cuff button."
Tarvek
  • Tan Ta Tarrah Ta Taaaah!
  • BOOM!
  • SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE…
2020-06-05 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. 018
Forum:2020-06-05 (Friday)
Agatha, Rakethorn, Other Party Guests, Albia, Pookie, Captain Bellows[9], Trelawney, Gil
Agatha and Rakethorn are dancing and flirting. Pookie, one of Albia's daughters, reports to her mother that "They like the candy thing." Albia isn't surprised by this. An announcement is made that the Queen will dance. Albia cuts in on Gil and Trelawney. Gil asks Albia if she will lead; she responds by twitting him on his own leadership of Europa.
Agatha: "Her Majesty does seem to enjoy being big!"
Rakethorn: "Yes—I've heard her say that the older she gets, the more comfortable she finds her large size."
Agatha: "Huh…has she ever said why?"
Rakethorn: "Tut! There are some things a gentleman does not ask a lady!"
Europa
2020-06-08 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 019
Forum:2020-06-08 (Monday)
Gil, Albia, Other Party Guests
Gil and Albia[11] dance and argue. Gil resents the Queen's criticism that he is restoring order to the Empire too slowly. Albia admits that Gil's task is a difficult one, especially given his father's interference, but insists that since the Other is gathering strength in northern Europa, speed is of the essence. She realizes that Gil originally came to England to rescue Tarvek[12] and offers to provide Gil with advice, drawing on Her centuries of experience. Gil is surprised, but gratefully accepts.
Albia: "You are young, and we have centuries of experience, and a wealth of advice—if you are not too proud to accept it."
Gil: "I…that would be…very generous, Your Majesty."
Albia: "Good. We are pleased to see that you differ from your father in some ways. Before you return to rebuild your Empire, the two of us shall talk. At length."
The Empire/Your Empire, The Continent, Your Father/My Father, The Other, Prince Sturmvoraus
2020-06-10 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 020
Forum:2020-06-10 (Wednesday)
Albia, Gil, Trelawney, Seffie, Martellus, Other Party Guests
Albia: "Princess von Blitzengaard—will you not grace us with this dance?"
Seffie: "Oh! Of course, Majesty!"
Albia: "Your curious new fashion seems to be quite the thing, my dear! Your stock is rising quickly in Our court."
Seffie: "Oh! Well, it's all thanks to You, Ma'am!"
Albia: "Indeed it is! —And so, shall We agree that you owe Us?"

Old Friends[edit | edit source]

Location: Albia's Palace in England.

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2020-06-12 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. 021
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Agatha, Lord Womble, Violetta, Other Party Guest, Pix[13]
Agatha dances with Lord Womble, then Violetta fetches her a drink. As Agatha and Vi chat about their companions, a seemingly very tall, veiled, exotically and scantily clad woman butts in. The woman's identity is a mystery to the reader, but Agatha recognizes her voice: It's Pix![14]
Mystery Woman: "Ho ho! I sense the young lady has troubles with…romance!"
Agatha: "Everybody in Europa knows that. Wait—that voice—"
The Musicians, Zeetha, Mister Higgs, The Princesses, Tarvek, Wulfenbach, Europa
Eventually—
Caption, upper left corner of panel 1.
News: The Foglios' old dog started having trouble walking, was rushed to emergency vet, and is on stronger meds for arthritis. Kaja is worried about her. Kaja is working on ways to make up for lost summer convention revenue, including new Kickstarter. Phil is drawing another Tea poster.
2020-06-15 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 022
Forum:2020-06-15 (Monday)
Agatha, Pix, Violetta, Other Party Guests, Countess Marie
The Mighty High Priestess, Heroic Chopines, Master Payne's Circus of Adventure, Madame Zulbravia
TELLURICOMN
Sign over door of fortune teller's booth/tent at Albia's party.[15]
News: The Foglios' dog is feeling better. At the urging of Experiment #2, the Foglios are listening to The Magnus Archives. Kaja comments that she can't listen to the podcasts while she works, although Phil listens to all sorts of things when he does. Kaja praises The Magnus Archives and her own two teenage kids.
2020-06-17 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 023
Forum:2020-06-17 (Wednesday)
Countess Marie, Agatha
Londinium, The Whole Troupe (Master Payne's Circus of Adventure), Sofia (Thundering Engine Woman), Balthazar, Professor Moonsock, Cambridge, Warping Life 301, The Queen (Albia), The Continent (Europa), Mechanicsburg
Soon—
Caption, upper left corner of panel 1.
News: Kaja still listening to The Magnus Archives, reading Pratchett and Matheson, working on Kickstarter things. Jim the Snake outgrew old tank.

The New Heterodyne Show[edit | edit source]

Location: Albia's Palace in England.

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2020-06-19 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. 024
Forum:2020-06-19 (Friday)
Master Payne[16], Audience Members (seen from behind)
Europa, Transylvania, Lady Heterodyne (Agatha), Heterodyne Family News: Progress report that Experiment #1 (codename: Victor) marked 21 years. Kaja muses that people have been following the Foglios' work since his birth, marvels at how much time has passed, and thanks their readers. She reminds us that Master Payne and Countess Marie have real-life counterparts who put up with the Professors, somehow.
2020-06-22 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 025
Forum:2020-06-22 (Monday)
Master Payne, ~Circus Othar, The Mysterious Lost Sword Maiden (Vex[17]), ~Circus Agatha, The Evil Lightning King, His Mechanical Daughter, The Magical Wishing Cat (~Circus Krosp)[18], The Rival Princes (~Circus Gil and ~Circus Tarvek), Real Agatha, Real Martellus, Real Tarvek, Real Gil, Real Zeetha, Violetta
(Real) Agatha (shouted loudly): "Yaaayy! More pies!"
Heterodyne Characters, Londinium, England, Earth, Saint George and the Dragon[19] News: Kaja gives more detailed bios of real-life counterparts to Master Payne and Countess Marie.
2020-06-24 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 026
Forum:2020-06-24 (Wednesday)
Master Payne, ~Circus Agatha, ~Circus Othar, ~Circus Krosp[18], Vex[17], The Evil Lightning King, His Mechanical Daughter, ~Circus Gil, ~Circus Tarvek, ~Circus Barry, ~Circus Bill, Lord Womble, Albia
Payne: "—And, of course, that Mademoiselle of Mind-Shattering Madness—the Sultana of Spark-Saturated Science—the Doyenne of Dangerous Discoveries—the Dread Lady of Mechanicsburg herself—Agatha Heterodyne—Girl Genius!"
Mechanicsburg, The Court News: Repeat of previous page's news.
2020-06-26 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. 027
Forum:2020-06-26 (Friday)
Master Payne, The Jägermonster Horde[20], Agatha, Zeetha
Master Payne introduces the Jägermonster Horde as a troupe of actors made up as Jägers charge on stage, doing an excellent job of Jäger impersonation. Agatha and Zeetha are looking on from the audience. Agatha, looking sad, asks Zeetha if she ever regrets having left Master Payne's Circus. Zeetha emphatically replies that she does not because she still has to find Skifander, she likes having adventures more than acting them out, and she never would have met Higgs if she hadn't. Zeetha then suggests sneaking backstage. Agatha tells Zeetha to go on without her because she has an idea, and starts to smile.
Payne (phrase after dash shouted): "And now, Gentles of the Court—I give you: The Jägermonster Horde!"
Europa, Skifander, Axel News: Kaja announces an October/November release date for Girl Genius Volume 19, Sparks and Monsters, since the Foglios' finances are becoming strained. The Kickstarter should be coming in early July. From the last campaign: Kaja is dealing with mis-shipped rewards, and progress is made on the Scallywag medals.

The Dancing Cat[edit | edit source]

Location: Albia's Palace in England.

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2020-06-29 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 028
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Young woman[21], Krosp, Agatha, Other young women[21]
Krosp is dancing with an attractive female party guest, standing on a bench so he can reach. As he dances, he brags of his exploits. Other young women are queued up, waiting their turn.[22] Agatha interrupts; she wants Krosp to run an errand for her. Krosp is grumpy about this at first, but when he hears she wants him to find the kitchens, he cheers up.[23]
Young woman: "—And is it true that Your Majesty actually fought a ferocious bear?"
Krosp: "Oh, that. Well, the Lady Hetoerodyne was in danger, you know. As her King, I could hardly just stand by and watch. Besides, it was just the one bear…"
A Ferocious Bear (Füst) News: Kaja announces that the Kickstarter campaign for the latest book is coming in early August. In the meantime there'll be other surprises. She also promotes the Kickstarter for Amazing Stories magazine.
2020-07-01 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 029
Forum:2020-07-01 (Wednesday)
Krosp, Agatha
Agatha has just asked Krosp to do something and he has agreed to, but we don't know what it was. Krosp doesn't want to see the Circus' new show because he thinks it will mock him.[24] Agatha doesn't want to, either. It has reminded her of Lars. She blames herself for his death and cries. Krosp tells her that, no, it was Lucrezia's fault and they're going to bring her down. This comforts Agatha and she hugs Krosp tightly.
Agatha: "You are such a good kitty!"
Krosp (dialog before ellipsis shouted): "Yow! Hey! Hey! You'll wrinkle my coat!…I'd better get some caviar out of this or something…"
Lars, Lucrezia
Soon—
Caption, upper left corner of panel 1.
News: Kaja wishes everyone a Happy Canada Day. Her mother had successful cataract surgery and is recovering. Kaja is cleaning up her office and caught up on the The Magnus Archives podcast. She apologizes for political ads showing up on the comic website.
2020-07-03 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. 030
Forum:2020-07-03 (Friday)
~Circus Gil, ~Circus Tarvek, ~Circus Othar, ~Circus Barry Puppeteer[25], ~Circus Agatha, Vex[17], ~Circus Bill Puppeteer[26], ~Circus Krosp[18], Lord Womble, Albia
The Circus's new Heterodyne show reaches its end (or at least the end of an act). Circus Agatha declares that she doesn't have to choose between Circus Gil and Circus Tarvek; instead, she and the whole group will travel the world seeking Adventure! In the audience, Lord Womble asks Albia if she influenced the script. She replies that Agatha deserves to have fun.
[On stage]
Circus Agatha: "There is a whole world out there! A world of adventure! Romance! Mad science! I want to see it all! Join me, my friends—as we press onwards—"
All the Players in unison (shouted): "to adventure!"
[Cut away to the audience]
Lord Womble: "Do I detect thy lovely yet subtle hand in this script, Ma'am?"
Albia: "The girl is young, Lord Womble. She deserves time to play."
Your Castle (Castle Heterodyne), Your Town (Mechanicsburg), The Baron (Klaus Wulfenbach), Fearsome Heterodynes, Europa, The Girl (Agatha) News: Kaja wishes everyone a safe and wonderful 4th of July (and 5th and 6th) whether they are celebrating Independence Day in the USA or not. She reminisces about long ago parties with fireworks at the family farm. She also reports that the Foglios are now posting "page is up" alerts (as well as, potentially, other interesting things) to Instragram and Twitter. They are still on Facebook and have set up on Pillowfort.

Her Terrible Revenge[edit | edit source]

Location: Albia's Palace in England.

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2020-07-06 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 031
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Master Payne, Tarvek, Gil, Other Party Guests, Agatha, Abner, Countess Marie, Another Member of the Circus
Master Payne announces an intermission for dancing and dining and summarizes the second act. Tarvek and Gil sit in the audience, stunned, then simultaneously exclaim, "I need…a drink!". Although taken aback that they echoed each other, they go off together for said drink. Agatha is besieged by fans who quiz her on the details of the show, which are quite different from what really happened. Agatha manages to escape backstage and meets Abner. She sees Countess Marie helping another player change costume and banters with her, to Abner's displeasure.[27]
Master Payne: "'Ah—but what happens next?!' we hear you cry! Good Gentles, be not despondent! In due course, when you have danced, frolicked and supped, we shall, should it please Her Majesty, return—that you may see how the Lady Heterodyne and her companions fought the ghost of the first Storm King—and sealed him into a magic sword! Don't forget to visit our famous Flea Circus in the East Courtyard."
Her Majesty (Albia), The Ghost of the First Storm King (Andronicus Valois), A Magic Sword (Archimedes' Lever), The Heterodynes, The Castle (Castle Heterodyne), Bosco[28] News: Kaja reports that their house didn't burn down, despite all the free-lance fireworks on Saturday. The Foglios themselves had virtual fireworks in Animal Crossing and WOW. Their garden is producing copious quantities of mustard greens.
2020-07-08 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 032
Forum:2020-07-08 (Wednesday)
Agatha, Countess Marie, Vex, Zeetha, Another Member of the Circus, <Albia[29]
Agatha discovers that Zeetha did come backstage, challenging Vex (her portrayer in the play) to a duel, to see if she could really fight. Fortunately, Vex is the Circus's fencing master, so she could. After the surprisingly nondestructive fracas, Vex and Zeetha bonded, drinking together while Zeetha taught Vex Zokka Pokka Zweet, a Skifandrian drinking song. According to Agatha, the song is incredibly obscene and has equally raunchy accompanying hand gestures, which Zeetha hadn't demonstrated yet because her hands were busy holding a bottle and stein. To head off any chance of Zeetha starting up, the Countess has Abner bring the pair more bottles. Marie asks if Agatha has found Skifander. Agatha replies they haven't yet, but she thinks they can. Then she asks the Countess for a favor.
Countess: "But Zeetha seems so much happier now. I remember how she was before you showed up—depressed, worried she might be going mad, wondering if her home even really existed—tell me, did you ever find it?"
Agatha: "Not yet, but we've met people who've heard of it. Albia for one."
Countess: "Why, that's wonderful! But even she doesn't know where it is?"
Agatha: "No. I think we may have a hope of finding it, though."
Zokka Pokka Zweet, Abner News: In today's report, we discover Kaja likes Marmite (on toast), Vegemite (presumably also on toast), and Tim Tams (presumably not on toast).

Martellus Gets Sick (non-canon)[edit | edit source]

Location: Albia's Palace in England.[1]

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2020-07-10 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. 033
Forum:2020-07-10 (Friday)
Trelawney, Tarvek, Gil, Seffie, Other party guests, Princess of the Realm?, Martellus, Orotine
Trelawney accuses Tarvek and Gil of moping, says Albia wouldn't like it, and orders Tarvek to dance with her. Then Seffie sees that Gil is free[30] and asks him to dance. Many couples are dancing, including Martellus and a Princess. As their dance ends, Martellus runs into Orotine, who addresses him by name. Martellus recognizes her as a Muse, explains he is the new Storm King, and asks which Muse she is. After identifying herself, Orotine denies that Martellus's claim to the title is legitimate. Martellus, angered, starts arguing, but then becomes quite ill.
Orotine: "Ah. Martellus von Blitzengaard, I believe."
Martellus: "That's right, and the newly crowned Storm King, in case you were unaware. Which one are you?"
Orotine: "Orotine, Your Highness—and, in the case of the Lightning Crown—you are quite mistaken. Although there is some dispute over which of my Late King's lines should be considered ascendant, you are in neither case the rightful heir."
Martellus: "I have the support of two Popes, and an army!"
Orotine: "You will require more than that."
The Queen (Albia), A Muse (The Muses), Storm King, Lightning Crown, My Late King (Andronicus Valois), Two Popes (Religion)
THE SKBARL
Printed on bottle label, panel 1.
News: Kaja reports that her son Victor (formerly known as Experiment #1) acquired the cookbook Asian Dumplings: Mastering Gyoza, Spring Rolls, Samosas and More by Andrea Nguyen. The Foglios have found that making dumplings at home is easy, though tedious, but worth it. Kaja is hanging on to small pleasant things.
2020-07-13 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 034
Forum:2020-07-13 (Monday)
Countess Marie, Abner, Agatha, Sparafucile[31], Martellus
While Countess Marie ponders her plan, Abner tells Agatha that she's urgently needed outside. Agatha emerges from backstage to hear Sparafucile and Martellus arguing. Martellus needs Agatha's touch immediately, his self-imposed biochemical dependency on her has been retriggered. Agatha reluctantly agrees to help by dancing with Martellus, removing her glove to ensure skin-to-skin contact. She tells him not to get used to it; they are going to fix the problem. He angrily agrees.
Sparafucile: "Sire, it would be simple for me to just subdue her."
Martellus: "Don't be a fool! Even if we weren't right under Albia's nose—I wouldn't let you. I want her to…see me as an…an ally."
Sparafucile: "Oh, yes, and you've charmed her so well already."
Martellus: "I need to work with her."
Sparafucile: "That might be difficult, since she hates you."
Agatha: "I'm not going to say you're wrong, but I'm hardly going to let him cause a scene at an otherwise lovely party."
Albia News: Experiment #2 has: a birthday this week (with cake!), Kaja listening to the Adventure Zone. Kaja likes something to listen to when adding word balloons because it is boring. (Sound effects are worse!) Kaja is dusting the house, a monumental task, because she thinks she has developed a dust allergy.

Martellus and Krosp[edit | edit source]

Location: Albia's Palace in England.

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2020-07-15 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 035
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Agatha, Martellus, Honker, Other Pary Guests, Krosp, Rakethorn
While dancing with Agatha, Martellus says he wants to start working on the cure that night, but Agatha wants to stay at the party and dance. Martellus is surprised she's not in more of a hurry, but Agatha explains she has her weasel (in her ship-stern bustle) for backup.[32] Martellus reacts with amusement and becomes so agreeable that Agatha becomes suspicious. Krosp encourages her suspicion and he and Martellus start to argue. As the argument grows more heated, Rakethorn asks Agatha to dance and also asks if he can help with her secret plan.
Agatha: "Hmmm…now you're making me suspicious."
Krosp: "Oh, you should be. He's totally up to something. It's obvious."
Martellus: "I resent—"
Krosp: "I can smell it on him."
Martellus: "That is baseless slander!"
Krosp: "Nah. You're nose deep in Europan politics, claiming a contested throne—and you're not up to something? I disbelieve."
Martellus: "This is none of your business cat!"
Krosp: "Agatha is my business."
Martellus (shouted): "Rat eater!"
Krosp (shouted): "Monkey boy!"
Rakthorn: "Care for another dance?"
Agatha: "Oh…but this is so entertaining!"
The Queen (Albia), Europan, A Contested Throne (The Storm King conspiracy) News: Tuesday (the day before this page was published) was a grand day. It was Experiment #2's birthday (with cake!) and Bastille Day. Kaja likes La Marseillaise. The Foglios watched Knives Out.
2020-07-17 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. 036
Forum:2020-07-17 (Friday)
Martellus, Krosp, Agatha, Rakethorn[33]
The argument between Krosp and Martellus becomes even more heated as Krosp points out that Agatha has ditched Martellus for Rakethorn, with whom she is dancing with evident enjoyment. Then Krosp bites Martellus and is flung into a bowl of cheese dip. Krosp realizes that Martellus genuinely likes Agatha, drinks the remaining cheese dip, and continues to needle Martellus, saying that he has no chance because Agatha hates him and that he should go back to conquering Europa; however, since he has tied himself to Agatha with science, Martellus will be dead by Christmas. As Krosp brags that he can think clearly, unlike Martellus, Martellus throws him a fish.
Martellus: "Agatha! Control your pet! Agatha?"
Krosp: "Ha! She's ditched you, chump!"
Martellus: "Confound it. I was trying to be pleasant."
Krosp: "Whoa. Hold on! You actually like her?…Wow! You do! I can tell!"
Martellus: "And why not? She is politically valuable—and when brought to heel, she will make an admirable queen."
Krosp: "…Aaaaand?"
Martellus: "Well, I'm not blind."
Europa, The Other Two (Gil and Tarvek) News: The Foglios are shooting a short video for what would have been Comic-Con. Kaja remembers virtually nothing about video editing and is excited to get back into it.

Kaja Is Incapacitated (non-canon)[edit | edit source]

Occasion: Kaja Foglio got seriously ill and couldn't publish pages of the comic.[1]

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2020-07-27 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. n/a
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There is no comic page for Monday, July 20, 2020, because Kaja was very ill on that day. This entry has been redirected to the Girl Genius site's page for Monday, July 27, 2020, because trying to access the page for Monday, July 20, 2020, produces an error. There is a message from Kaja about her illness and recovery on the page for Monday, July 27, 2020.
Discussion forum for Monday, July 20, 2020
2020-07-27 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. n/a
Forum:2020-07-27 (Monday)
There is no comic page for Wednesday, July 22, 2020, because Kaja was very ill on that day. This entry has been redirected to the Girl Genius site's page for Monday, July 27, 2020, because trying to access the page for Wednesday, July 22, 2020, produces an error. There is a message from Kaja about her illness and recovery on the page for Monday, July 27, 2020.
Discussion forum for Wednesday, July 22, 2020
2020-07-27 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. n/a
Forum:2020-07-27 (Monday)
There is no comic for Friday, July 24, 2020, because Kaja was recovering from a serious illness on that day. This entry has been redirected to the Girl Genius site's page for Monday, July 27, 2020, because trying to access the page for Friday, July 24, 2020, produces an error. There is a message from Kaja about her illness and recovery on the page for Monday, July 27, 2020.
Discussion forum for Friday, July 24, 2020

Martellus and Krosp (continued, non-canon)[edit | edit source]

Location: Albia's Palace in England.[1]

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2020-07-27 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 037
Forum:2020-07-27 (Monday)
Agatha, Rakethorn, Other Party Guests, Krosp
Agatha asks Rakethorn why he believes she is planning something. He starts to say he figured it out for himself, but Krosp shows up and Rakethorn has to admit it was Krosp who filled him in. Agatha is angry with Krosp for revealing her secret at first, but his explanation (or more likely Rakethorn's apology) restores her good humor. She compliments Rakethorn on being clever and he says he likes ladies who cause mischief, explaining that Albia encourages it. Agatha reminisces about her days at good old TPU.[34]
Agatha: "—But Doctor Rakethorn, what makes you so sure I'm planning something?"
Rakethorn: "My dear Lady Heterodyne, I have studied your methods. Your thought processes—"
Krosp: "Hey, Agatha! They're ready when you are!"
Rakethorn: "And your cat filled me in when I showed him to the kitchens."
The Queen (Albia), Transylvania Polygnostic, Professor Venruth News: Kaja posts about her recovery from a serious E. coli infection, as well as about re-watching the Back to the Future movies with her youngest child, who has never seen them. She mentions The Magnus Archives again and posts a link to a technical breakdown of the main theme. A longer message about her illness and recovery that was originally posted to the Girl Genius website page for Friday, July 24, 2020, was moved to the end of the news posting for this page.

Gil and Orotine[edit | edit source]

Location: Albia's Palace in England.

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2020-07-29 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 038
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Orotine, Gil, Other Party Guests
Orotine and Gil have a conversation during the Queen's party. Orotine says that she doesn't come to court functions often; she believes her presence this time was intended to be a surprise. Gil guesses that she was meant to distract Tarvek; Orotine acknowledges this, but says it didn't work. She also says that she is the Muse of Geometries, but, aside from mathematics, her specialty is shapes and relationships. Gil then, suddenly and surprisingly, asks her for relationship advice.
Orotine: "I am Orotine. Sometimes called the Muse of Geometries."
Gil: "'Geometries.' So basically, mathematics?"
Orotine: "Yes, but my purview encompasses much more than that. I deal in the shapes of things, and their relationships to one another."
Muse, Her Majesty (Albia), Sturmvoraus (Tarvek Sturmvoraus), Storm King, Lady Heterodyne/Agatha
Meanwhile—
Caption, upper left corner of panel 1.
News: Kaja is recovering steadily, but very slowly. She made dumplings again the day before this page was posted, which was exhausting but delicious.
2020-07-31 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. 039
Forum:2020-07-31 (Friday)
Orotine, Gil, Other Party Guest
Gil maunders on about Agatha to Orotine, asking if he is bad for her. In return, Orotine asks if he thinks he is worse than Tarvek, Tweedle, or Rakethorn. Why Rakethorn? Because he is the only person to dance with Agatha twice. And Tarvek hasn't danced with her once! This snaps Gil out of his funk. At first, he worries about Tarvek but quickly decides that Sturmvarous is merely up to something, as usual. He concludes that Tarvek has maneuvered Orotine into speaking to him and is sure that he will find out about Tarvek's plans soon. When questioned by Orotine, Gil denies that he is concerned about Tarvek, but reluctantly admits to trusting him.
Gil: "Rakethorn? Why do you mention him?"
Orotine: "He is the only person here tonight that she's danced with twice."
Gil: "What? Rakethorn? Really? But—what about Sturmvarous? I thought he'd—"
Orotine: "He has not danced with her at all."
Gil: "Now that's odd. That's really odd. Is he feeling all right?"
Orotine: "Oh? You are concerned for him?"
Gil: "Ha! I wouldn't give him the satisfaction. No, I'm wondering what he's doing that's more important than a chance to cozy up to Agatha."
Orotine: "Any number of things, I would think."
Gil: "Yes, but he wouldn't. I don't think there's much of anything that's more important to him at the moment. No, I'm missing something—but I doubt he is. —And he's already got you working with him. He really is good."
Orotine: "He merely suggested that I speak with you…"
Gil: "Exactly. Well, whatever he's up to, I'm sure I'll find out soon enough."
Orotine: "You…trust him."
Gil: "Huh. Yes. I suppose I do."
Tarvek Sturmvoraus, Martellus von Blitzengaard, Doctor Rakethorn (Hadrian Rakethorn) News: Kaja congratulates Lindsay Ellis on her new NYTimes best-selling SF book Axioms End and complements Ellis' video essays. Also, Kaja's oldest kid has designed another shirt! (And she doesn't feed him bugs.)

Working Clothes[edit | edit source]

Location: Albia's Palace in England.

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2020-08-03 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 040
Forum:2020-08-03 (Monday)
Countess Marie, Minuette, Abner, Otto[35], Agatha, Rakethorn
Everyone backstage at the Circus's Heterodyne show is busy working on Agatha's secret plan. They all seems quite enthusiastic; Otto is practically giddy at the prospect of working with Agatha on a scheme to surprise and please God-Queen Albia. Well almost everyone; Abner is convinced that Something is Going to Go Very Wrong! Agatha shows up and starts working with Otto. To get started she strips off her encumbering ball gown, ramping up Abner's dismay to new levels.
Otto: "Famous Spark girl wants to use my props to make happy England God Queen? How could badness come of this?"
Payne (Master Payne), England God Queen (Albia)
And so—
Caption, upper left corner of panel 1.
News: Kaja reports that there was a glitch in the initial Kickstarter campaign for Sparks and Monsters, so it had to be cancelled. The campaign will be launched with a new Kickstater campaign page soon. Also, the First Class Scallywag medals from their previous campaign for Queens and Pirates are in production and more exciting things are coming this fall.
2020-08-05 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 041
Forum:2020-08-05 (Wednesday)
Agatha, Otto, Abner, Rakethorn
Agatha, now in her underwear, excitedly discusses her plans with Otto. She decides they need more help and Otto muses on who's available. Agatha wants everyone! Abner urges Agatha to don work clothes, but she impatiently dismisses him. Abner appeals to Rakethorn for help, but Rakethorn takes takes Agatha's side and begins to strip as well, not wanting to dirty his dress uniform. The sight of Rakethorn's Adonis-like physique gets Agatha so hot and bothered that her blow torch ignites. She decides that coveralls might be a good idea after all.
Otto: "Ho! Like ballerina made of iron!"
New Guy, Steam Gang, Rivet, Rivet's Apprentice
  • FOOM!
News: The new Girl Genius Kickstarter for Sparks and Monsters is live. Also, time is running out to get playmats with the Foglios original Magic: The Gathering art.

In the Kitchen[edit | edit source]

Location: One of the Royal Kitchens in Albia's Palace in England.

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2020-08-07 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. 042
Forum:2020-08-07 (Friday)
Dark-skinned female chef, Blond waiter, Black-haired waiter, Dimo, Oggie, Many other chefs, Several other waiters, Several waitresses/servers(?)
The scene changes to the Royal Kitchens. The part we can see is a bright, clean, high-ceilinged room filled with cooking equipment and activity. In the background are several chefs busily cooking all sorts of dishes in a state of controlled chaos. In the foreground, a card game is going on. The players are members of the kitchen staff with nothing to do at the moment, primarily servers, and Dimo. There are also people surrounding the game, looking on. This group includes Oggie, but he is paying much more attention to a pretty young woman by his side than the game.
Chef in Royal Kitchens (shouted): "Hoy! I've got a tray of toads in wallets for the nobs! Who's up for hauling?"
Toads in Wallets[36]
A little while ago, in the kitchens—
Caption, upper-left corner of full-page panel.
News: A recap of Wednesday's news.
2020-08-10 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 043
Forum:2020-08-10 (Monday)
Hadrian Rakethorn, Krosp I, Chef in Royal Kitchens
Rakethorn escorts Krosp into the Royal Kitchen and a chef immediately tries to chase him back out again. The chef objects to Krosp as a pet, a lab animal (when he speaks), then a circus animal, in rapid succession. When Rakethorn attempts to smooth things over by explaining who he and Krosp are, the chef refuses to believe him and tries to kick them both out.
Rakethorn: "Sorry for the trouble—but I am Commander Hadrian Rakethorn. And this is Krosp the First, Emperor of All Cats."
Chef: "Emperor? And, you are saying he is the Commander Rakethorn."
Krosp: "Yeah. What do you think of that, pal?"
Chef: "I think 'and I am Jack Tarr'. I think the Commander Rakethorn needs no trained monkeys. No circus animals in the kitchen! Shoo!"
Royal Kitchens, Saint Laurent, Circus (Master Payne's Circus of Adventure), The Jack Tarr (Jolly Jack Tarr) News: Kaja reports that the Sparks and Monsters Kickstarter is going strong and is in stretch goal territory. The Deluxe Medal stretch goal has been reached and the Envelope of Madness is close. She also mentions that, along with the Girl Genius Twitter account, which they've had for ages and Phil's, Kaja has just created a personal twitter account of her own.
2020-08-12 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 044
Forum:2020-08-12 (Wednesday)
Dimo, Krosp I, Royal Kitchen Staff, Head(?) Chef in Royal Kitchens, Rakethorn, Oggie
Dimo appears and Krosp is outraged that Jägers are permitted in the kitchens while he is not. The chef explains the attractions of Jägers as guests, then Dimo vouches for Krosp and Rakethorn. He convinces the chef to let them stay by saying he will eat Krosp if he misbehaves. (He's probably not serious.) Rakethorn spots and greets Oggie, who manages to mollify the still disgruntled Krosp by giving him a whole, large salmon.
Dimo: "Vot iz wit all dis shoutink?"
Krosp: "Hold on! I get thrown out, but you let Jägers in?"
Chef: "They play cards very badly, and bet well. Also, they have the civility to wear trousers."
Krosp (last word shouted): "Trousers?! Never!"
Jägers, Maxim, De Lady (Agatha) News: A repeat of Monday's news.

In the Dressing Room (non-canon)[edit | edit source]

Location: Dressing Room in Albia's Palace in England.[1]

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2020-08-14 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. 045
Forum:2020-08-14 (Friday)
Jäger impersonator 1, Jäger impersonator 2, Dimo, Other Jäger impersonators, Maxim, Oggie, Blonde backstage crew woman, Higgs
Jäger impersonator 1: "Well. Anyway, you have the voice down, but your makeup needs work. Here. Daub some green #5 on your nose."
Dimo: "Ho! Yez! Thenk hyu!"
Father Christmas, The Countess (Countess Marie), De Lady (Agatha), Scottish Play
And so, eventually
Caption, upper right corner of panel 1
News: Kaja reveals the design for the exclusive Sparks and Monsters Kickstarter campaign medal, Indomitable Monster Wrangler, and repeats the information about their Twitter accounts from Wednesday.

Too Many Jaegers[edit | edit source]

Location: Albia's Palace in England.

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2020-08-17 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 046
Forum:2020-08-17 (Monday)
Tarvek, Neena, Other Party Guests
Tarvek: "Princess Neena! I would've expected you to still be in Paris!"
Neena: "Your lost time in Mechanicsburg has thrown off your calculations! Then again, Madame DuBois did gradulate me two years early!"
Tarvek: "Impressive! —But hardly surprising, you always were a brilliant scholar!"
Neena: "So she said. She also said the sooner she sent me home, the sooner I'd be making trouble in someone else's museums!"
Paris, Mechanicsburg, Madame DuBois, Doctor Le Fléau, The Great Gate of Paris, Luceat's Life of van Rijn, The Great Library (The Incorruptible Republic of the Immortal Library of the Grand Architect) News: Mostly a repeat of the previous page's news, but Kaja says she will have more stretch goals added to the Sparks and Monsters Kickstarter soon.
2020-08-19 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 047
Forum:2020-08-19 (Wednesday)
Dimo, The Imitation Jäger Horde (including: Jäger impersonator 1, Blonde backstage crew woman), Party Guest, Agatha, Lord Womble, Albia
News: Mostly a repeat of the previous page's news, but Kaja mentions that she has added new stretch goals to the Sparks and Monsters Kickstarter and a new poster for the campaign featuring a preview of the Indomitable Monster Wrangler medal is shown.
2020-08-21 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. 048
Forum:2020-08-21 (Friday)
Agatha, Members of the Imitation Jäger Horde, Neena, Tarvek, An Imitation Jäger, Dimo, Oggie, Maxim, Party Guests
My Distant Land (Mechanicsburg, Transylvania), Europa, Your Glorious Queen (Albia) News: Kaja reports that the Envelope of Madness for the Sparks and Monsters Kickstarter will now include an "Arch-Nemesis" card and a Spark Nouveau sticker (pencil artwork shown). Plus, a repeat of some information from the previous page.
2020-08-24 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 049
Forum:2020-08-24 (Monday)
Dimo, Oggie, Maxim, Kaja Foglio[37]
Jäger Queen, Your Dark Mistress (Agatha), The Love Prisoners of the Jägers series by the Honorable Lady Torrida van Swak News: Kaja reports that the Sparks and Monsters Kickstarter will end on Monday (the day her message was posted) and that this campaign has the best Envelope of Madness yet. She also says new and exciting news is coming soon!

Shall We Dance?[edit | edit source]

Location: Albia's Palace in England.

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2020-08-26 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 050
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Lord Womble, Albia, Kaja Foglio[37], Agatha, Dimo, Maxim, Oggie, Members of the Imitation Jäger Horde, Party Guests (mostly female), Waitstaff, Chefs
Agatha: "—And so, Your Majesty, may I have the honor of this dance?"
Everyone else: "Gasp!"
A Heterodyne News: This edition features a poster for an Ask Me Anything session on the Girl Genius Discord server, along with a link to a video promo for the event.
2020-08-28 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. 051
Forum:2020-08-28 (Friday)
Party Guest, Krosp, Other Party Guests, Tarvek, Albia, Agatha
  • murmur (×2)
  • Whisper (×2)
  • CLAK
News: A repeat of the previous page's news.
2020-08-31 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 052
Forum:2020-08-31 (Monday)
Agatha, Party Guests
  • BOOM!
  • G-DUNGE!
  • CLAK (×4)
  • POF!
  • CHUFF (×6)
  • WHOOOOOO! (×3)
2020-09-02 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 053
Forum:2020-09-02 (Wednesday)
Agatha, Lord Womble, Albia, Party Guests, Soldiers
  • snap
  • TiNG
  • CLUNK
  • HISSSH
  • POK! (×3)
  • PAF!
  • POF!
  • FWEEE!
2020-09-04 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. 054
Forum:2020-09-04 (Friday)
Albia, Agatha, Party Guests, Conductor and members of the orchestra

Higgs Gets A Makeover[edit | edit source]

Location: Albia's Palace in England.

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2020-09-07 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 055
Forum:2020-09-07 (Monday)
Dimo, Zeetha, Higgs (in "disguise"), Party Guests (as silhouettes in background)
Zeetha: "Okay, listen, actor boy, you'd better learn fast not to get between a girl and her—cake—uh—"
De Qveen Lady (Albia), Jägermonster
2020-09-09 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 056
Forum:2020-09-09 (Wednesday)
Zeetha, Higgs, Agatha, Albia, Party Guests, Jägers (real and impersonators)
2020-09-11 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. 057
Forum:2020-09-11 (Friday)
Albia, Agatha, Higgs, Zeetha, Party Guests, Jägers (real[38] and impersonators)
Skifandrian

Working Breakfast[edit | edit source]

Location: Somewhere in England.

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2020-09-14 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 058
Forum:2020-09-14 (Monday)
Violetta, Agatha, Honker, Martellus, Maxim
2020-09-16 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 059
Forum:2020-09-16 (Wednesday)
Agatha, Martellus
Martellus is at a blackboard entirely covered with chemical formulas and strange symbols. Agatha is "sitting" upside down in a chair.[39] They have been trying to solve the problem of how to remove the biochemical dependency between them. They are making no headway with the problem and have reached the point of angry arguments and recriminations.
That annoying little weasel thing
Eventually—
Upper left corner of full page panel.
{{{extras}}}
2020-09-18 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. 060
Forum:2020-09-18 (Friday)
Rakethorn, Agatha, Martellus
Toppled Throne (Throne of Storm King), Deepdwellers

New Shoes[edit | edit source]

Location: Somewhere in England.

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2020-09-21 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 061
Forum:2020-09-21 (Monday)
His Serenity, Agatha, Tarvek, Orotine, Gooblot, Gil
Paris, The Queen (Albia)
[OP]EN ?
Sign on wall-mounted plaque below light, panel 1.

Hall of Decks (non-canon)[edit | edit source]

Location: Hall of Privateers in England.[1]

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2020-09-23 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 062
Forum:2020-09-23 (Wednesday)
Admiral of Privateers, Agatha, Tarvek, Gil, Bang
Her Majesty (Albia), Those Fishy Fellows (Deepdwellers), Our Empire (England), Mechanicsburg
D. JONES
On locker, panel 1.
GHOST SHIP
On plaque, panel 1.
YOU HAVE TO BE THIS DEAD TO BOARD THE GHOS[T SHIP]
On sign, panel 1.
CHEKOV'S CANNON
On sign, panel 3.
BONE AND B? [G]IFTS
On sign over booth or doorway, panel 4.
2020-09-25 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. 063
Forum:2020-09-25 (Friday)
Gil, Bang, Tarvek, Agatha, Admiral of Privateers
England, The Baron (Klaus Wulfenbach)
BILLY'S BONES
On poster on wall, panel 1.
  • SQUEEZE!

Consequences[edit | edit source]

Location: The Hall of Privateers in England.

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Page
Characters
Actions
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2020-09-28 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 064
Forum:2020-09-28 (Monday)
Violetta, Agatha, Tarvek, Gil, Bang, Dingbot Prime
Martellus
BONE AND BOO?
On sign on wall, panels 1 and 2[40]
2020-09-30 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 065
Forum:2020-09-30 (Wednesday)
Zeetha, Bang, Agatha
The Young Ladies' Cake and Mayhem Society, Violetta

A Rum Do (non-canon)[edit | edit source]

Location: The Black Spot Teahouse in the Hall of Privateers in England.[1]

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Actions
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2020-10-02 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. 066
Forum:2020-10-02 (Friday)
Bang, Zeetha, Violetta, Pirate or Pirate-Themed Waitstaff, Other Patrons, Agatha
Hall of Privateers, The Queen (Albia), Snails, Prende's Lantern
THE Black SPoT TEAHOUSE
On sign mounted on spar projecting from wall, panel 1.

Martellus At Work[edit | edit source]

Location: Somewhere in England.

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Page
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Actions
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2020-10-05 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 067
Forum:2020-10-05 (Monday)
Seffie, Martellus, Sparafucile, Agatha, Violetta
Moreau's Big Book of Animal Pals, Busy Busy Empire, The Very Hungry Abomination, Cursed Waters, Deepdwellers, Evil Sparks, Rogue Smoke Knights, Crazed Sea Monsters
FORBIDDEN PLANET BOOKS • LONDINIUM
Printed on box, panel 2.
News: Kaja announces a sale on Girl Genius t-shirts at OffWorld Designs and that the Adventures in Castle Heterodyne video game Kickstarter has funded. She also mentions that the Girl Genius comic is free to read on InkyPen on the Nintendo Switch and lists the Foglios social media spaces.
2020-10-07 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 068
Forum:2020-10-07 (Wednesday)
Seffie, Martellus
The Lady Heterodyne (Agatha), The Royal Library
Later—
Caption, upper left corner of panel 1.
2020-10-09 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. 069
Forum:2020-10-09 (Friday)
Seffie, Martellus, ~Tarvek, ~Rakethorn, "Rita" (voice only)
That Wretched Cat/Insufferable Animal (Krosp), The Lady Heterodyne (Agatha), Spark
AARONEV TARVEK STURMVAROUS
Label under portrait, panel 2.[41]
[WARNING]! [B/E]???[E]?
On sign on wall, panel 6.

Introducing The Empress[edit | edit source]

Location: Martellus's temporary lab in England.

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2020-10-12 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 070
Forum:2020-10-12 (Monday)
Seffie, "Rita", Martellus
Huge Hairy Monster Dog (Sparkhound), Krosp, Agatha, That Infernal Weasel (Honker), Throne of the Storm King

Agatha Makes Plans (non-canon)[edit | edit source]

Location: The Royal Library in England.[1]

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Page
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2020-10-14 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 071
Forum:2020-10-14 (Wednesday)
Krosp, Agatha, Violetta, Gil
Professor Homlomium[42] (Tobias Homlomium), Tarvek and Mister Higgs' "Imaginary Friend" (Karl Thotep), Ghost Pirate Peppers
Meanwhile—
Caption, top left, panel 1.
SWEEPI[N]G[S]
On trash can, panel 2
DESCRIBING DESCRIPT[IVE] THEORY THEORETICALLY
Book title, panel 3
OBJECT PERMANENCE: FACT OR FICT[ION]
Book title, panel 5
  • swipe!
2020-10-16 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. 072
Forum:2020-10-16 (Friday)
Krosp, Agatha, Violetta, Gil, Rakethorn, Tarvek, Higgs, Karl Thotep, Honker, Wee Beastie, Portable Castle, Orotine[43], Trelawney
The Royal Observatory

The Royal Observatory Fight[edit | edit source]

Location: The Royal Observatory, England.

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Page
Characters
Actions
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Names Used Text Extras
2020-10-19 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 073
Forum:2020-10-19 (Monday)
Zeetha, Bang
Agatha and the rest of the Sparks (Gil, Tarvek, Rakethorn, Trelawney)
Soon, at the Royal Observatory—
Caption, upper left corner of panel 1.
2020-10-21 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 074
Forum:2020-10-21 (Wednesday)
Zeetha, Bang
Bang: "Wow! Nice swords!"
Albia
  • CHING!
  • BOOT!
  • THWIP!
  • THWIP
  • THWIP!
  • FWUMP
  • CRAK

Art Interruption: Pumpkin Carving Dragon (non-canon)[edit | edit source]

Occasion: Kaja Foglio had a really bad headache and wasn't up to lettering the regular page.[1]

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Page
Characters
Actions
Quotes
Names Used Text Extras
2020-10-23 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. n/a
Forum:2020-10-23 (Friday)
Dragon, Witch
Happy Halloween 2020! (graphic text under image)

The Royal Observatory Fight (continued, non-canon)[edit | edit source]

Location: The Royal Observatory, England.[1]

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Page
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Actions
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2020-10-26 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 075
Forum:2020-10-26 (Monday)
Bang, Zeetha
Bang: "Most of the time, when I'm fighting, the word you want isn't 'overconfident,' it's 'overqualified.'"
  • TING! (×2)
  • TING! (×6)
  • CHONK!
2020-10-28 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 076
Forum:2020-10-28 (Wednesday)
Zeetha, Bang, Oggie, Maxim, Dimo, Higgs
  • POF!

Is it Time to Fight? (non-canon)[edit | edit source]

Location: The Royal Observatory, England.[1]

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Page
Characters
Actions
Quotes
Names Used Text Extras
2020-10-30 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. 077
Forum:2020-10-30 (Friday)
Zeetha, Bang, Dimo, Higgs
Zeetha: "So—are we still warming up, or is it time to fight?"
Bang: "Oh, I'm gonna miss you!"
  • YOINK!
  • PWOMF!
2020-11-02 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 078
Forum:2020-11-02 (Monday)
Zeetha, Bang
Zeetha suggests they stop using edged weapons so they can go all out. Bang agrees, but then admits she cheats, and not just because she's a pirate! Zeetha talks about how pirates can use their reputations to mess with people's heads. Bang thinks she means psychology, but Zeetha delivers a head butt to Bang's forehead, knocking her down.
Zeetha: "Yeah, about that—let's switch to bladeless, so we don't have to hold back. These things I got from Albia—they're crazy dangerous. It's hard to keep from actually hurting you."
Bang: "Like I care—but sure! Just remember that I always cheat!"
Zeetha: "Of course you do! You're a pirate!"
Albia
  • BAM!
2020-11-04 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 079
Forum:2020-11-04 (Wednesday)
Zeetha, Bang, Higgs, Dimo
Bang counterattacks with a head butt to Zeetha's midsection and a knee to the jaw. Zeetha flips into a handstand, kicking Bang's jaw in turn, but Bang is able to grab Zeetha around the hips, holding her upside down, and starts pounding her head into the floor. Bang hesitates, asking Higgs, who is looking on, if he objects to her messing up Zeetha's face. He says he doesn't and, anyway, Zeetha won't let her.
Zeetha (shouted): "Hey, you're not gonna be mad if I mess up your girl's face, are you?"
Higgs: "Nah. I love her."
Dimo: "Ah—dot's sveet!"
Higgs: "'Long as she doesn't wind up lookin' like Dimo here, I'm good."
Dimo: "Vait, vot?"
Higgs: "'Sides, I doubt she'll let you."
  • POF!
  • CRAK!
  • THOK!
  • BAM! (×3)
  • BAM! (×2)
2020-11-06 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. 080
Forum:2020-11-06 (Friday)
Bang, Zeetha, One of da Boyz (voice only)
Zeetha rams both elbows into Bang's kneecaps so hard that Bang has to release her. Bang and Zeetha complain about their injuries. Bang demands to be shown a different attack and Zeetha obliges with three swift kicks to the head that knock Bang for a loop. Zeetha admits that she learned the technique when a Geister beat her with it[44] and asks Bang to help her come up with a counterattack.
Bang (clutching her knees): "Gaah—I'll feel that for a while."
Zeetha: "I can't feel my lips. Good thing I've got someone to do that for me!" (Blows a kiss.)
Bang: "Oh, yuck! Nobody wants to hear it!"
Da Boyz: "Ve does!"
  • CRAK! (×2)
  • FWUMP
  • WUMP
  • WAK!
THE CREW OF THE WALLOPI[N]G WINDOW B[LIND][45]
Plaque below painting, panel 8
2020-11-09 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 081
Forum:2020-11-09 (Monday)
Bang, Zeetha
Creepy Spider Biters (Geisterdamen, Ghost Spiders), The Other, Agatha, Gil, Europa, Slaver wasps, The Empire (House Wulfenbach)
[STAR of] [M]YS[TERY]
Plaque at bottom of array of many plaques, panel 2.
[THE QUEE]N'S [STAR]S[46]
On scroll or poster on wall, panel 3.
MOON CHEESE
Plaque below image or model of moon, panel 5.
OUR TERRIFYING SOLAR SYSTE[M]
Plaque below mural,[47] panel 6.
[ME]T[EOR]
Plaque on pedestal bearing a pockmarked spheroid, panel 6.

Neena Freaks Out! (non-canon)[edit | edit source]

Location: The Royal Observatory, England.[1]

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2020-11-11 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 082
Forum:2020-11-11 (Wednesday)
Bang, Zeetha, Neena
Bang: "Ah?"
Zeetha: "Ah!"
Neena (shouted): "Aaa! What've you done?"
Zeetha: "Oh. Uh— Sorry… We—"
Neena (shouted): "They'll blame me!"
Zeetha: "Huh? Why?"
Neena (shouted): "They always blame me! Quick! Help me put them back before anyone notices!"
Zeetha: "Of course! But— …Oh!"
  • BOOT!
  • BOOT!
  • GRAB!
  • SCHWOOOSH-
  • WHAM!

An Interesting Discovery[edit | edit source]

Location: The Royal Observatory, England.

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Page
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Actions
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2020-11-13 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. 083
Forum:2020-11-13 (Friday)
Zeetha, Neena, Director Wilberforce
Queen Luheia, Skifander, Ovalform 27
WHAT WOULD [PE]OPLE ON O[THER PLANE]TS LO[OK LIKE?] VENUS
Text on mounted poster, panel 3.
200[48] DIRECTOR WILBERFORCE, PhD
Painted on office door, panel 6.
OLD BUT GOOD
OLD BUT BUSTED
NOT VERY [OLD]?
Notices on side-by-side filing cabinets, panel 6.
  • YOINK!

Fight Delayed on Account of Science (non-canon)[edit | edit source]

Location: A laboratory in the Royal Observatory, England.[1]

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Page
Characters
Actions
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Names Used Text Extras
2020-11-16 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 084
Forum:2020-11-16 (Monday)
Gil, Higgs, Agatha, Tarvek, Rakethorn, Karl Thotep[49], Violetta (possibly)[50], Lab Technician?
Gil: "Mister Higgs! There you are!"
Higgs: "Sorry sir, Cap'n DuPree was fighting."
Gil: "What, here? Who did she kill?"
Higgs: "Nobody, sir. Just sparring with Princess Zeetha— But it was too educational to miss, if you see what I mean."
Gil: "Oh. Oh, wow. Who won?"
Higgs: "Too soon to tell, sir. Fight delayed on account of science."
Gil: "Oh, yes, that can happen. Well, anyway, we—"
Agatha: "Oh! You found him! Good! Come over hear, quick! I think we're getting something!"
Cap'n DuPree, Princess Zeetha
ASTROF[O]?
Navigation directions with arrow, painted on wall, panel 1.

Too Much Static (non-canon)[edit | edit source]

Location: A laboratory in the Royal Observatory, England.[1]

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Page
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2020-11-18 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 085
Forum:2020-11-18 (Wednesday)
(!)Rakethorn, (!)Agatha, Violetta, (!)Tarvek, (!)Gil, Karl Thotep (voice only, as SFX)
Agatha: "So the simplest starting point is to re-tune his frequency to ours."
Violetta: "Oof. Sounds weird. I wonder if it hurts. —But he must be OK. I mean, I don't hear him complaining…"
Agatha: "Oh, we dampened the sound. Too much static."
Violetta: "Static?"
[Violetta throws the switch that turns the sound on.]
Karl: "Eeeeeaaaarghh"
Agatha: "…Static."
Violetta: "Static."
[Violetta throws the switch that turns the sound back off.]
  • CLIK
  • EEEEEAAAARGHH
  • CLIK

Morbius & Sons, Bespoke Tailors (non-canon)[edit | edit source]

Location: A laboratory in the Royal Observatory, England.[1]

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Page
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Actions
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Names Used Text Extras
2020-11-20 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. 086
Forum:2020-11-20 (Friday)
Violetta, (!)Agatha, (!)Rakethorn
He (Karl Thotep), Morbius[51] & Sons, Londinium
Morbius & Sons / Bespoke Tailors / Perfect Fittings for / Constructs, Monsters, / Sports, Chimerae, / and / the "Hard-to-Fit" Gentleman / Since 1652
Text from business card carried by Rakethorn, shown in panel 7.

Watch Your Controls! (non-canon)[edit | edit source]

Location: A laboratory in the Royal Observatory, England.[1]

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Page
Characters
Actions
Quotes
Names Used Text Extras
2020-11-23 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 087
Forum:2020-11-23 (Monday)
Gil, Tarvek, Agatha, Violetta
Violetta (shouted): "I will smack all of you so hard!"
Our Friend Here (Karl Thotep)
2020-11-25 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 088
Forum:2020-11-25 (Wednesday)
Violetta, Agatha, Karl Thotep[49], Gil, Tarvek
  • WHUMMM!
  • BWOMMM![52]
  • FWUM
  • FWUM!
  • TWONG!

Kjarl Emerges from the Mist[edit | edit source]

Location: A laboratory in the Royal Observatory, England.

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Page
Characters
Actions
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Names Used Text Extras
2020-11-27 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. 089
Forum:2020-11-27 (Friday)
Violetta, Agatha, Rakethorn, Karl Thotep[53], Higgs, Tarvek
Karl: "Oh! Well! My goodness, isn't this interesting!"
  • FWOOOOOSSSH

A Mechanicsburg Solstice Story[edit | edit source]

Location: Mechanicsburg in the future.

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Page
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Actions
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Names Used Text Extras
2020-11-30 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. MSS[54] 001
Forum:2020-11-30 (Monday)
Kaja, Phil, Van, Assistant, Solstice Celebrants (including residents of Mechanicsburg, carolers, shoppers, and tourists), Ognian
Kaja: "Look, he's your family. This is important to him. We eat, exchange gifts, go see this Heterodyne thing tonight—Boom."
Phil: "Oho! You didn't say there was gonna be boom!"
Kaja: "It is so obvious that you two are related. Grandpoppa Ognian! Happy Solstice!"
Oggie: "Oho! Happy Solstice, sveethots! Und velcome!"
TPU, Squid Bears, Mechanicsburg, Hephaistos Heterodyne's Old Doom Stompers, Zagreb, Stroppy, Bloodfang
Another time, same old place—
Caption, upper left, panel 1.
M[O]ZZ? B?
On shop below and to right of clock tower, panel 1.
ESCARTO
On cart below and to right of clock tower, panel 1.
SKU[55]
Painted on window and sign above window of storefront on left side of panel 1.
THE EYE
BOOKS COMICS ARCANE
Signs on storefronts on right side of panel 1.
MEC[H]ANICSBU[RG] MO[NST]ER ME[AT]
MEAT
Painted on storefront of butcher shop on right side of panel 1.
AVAILABLE
At top of poster in window of butcher shop on right side of panel 1.
S[O]LSTICE [P]UDDINGS ARE IN!
On sandwich board sign in front of butcher shop on right side of panel 1.
News: Kaja describes the story starting today as one the Foglios have been thinking about for over 15 years and finally decided to set down on paper (or in pixels). Also, it is centered around a cherished Mechanicsburg tradition.
2020-12-02 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. MSS[54] 002
Forum:2020-12-02 (Wednesday)
Oggie, Kaja, Phil, Oggie's Descendants, a Squid Bear (possibly named Stroppy or Bloodfang)
Kaja is introduced as Phil's new wife. Kaja enjoys real Mechanicsburg paprikás. Gifts are given, including a ruby necklace from the hoard of the Roaring Bishop. Phil eats candied (or colored) snails.
Phil: "As long as you're in the mood to tell stories, Grandpoppa—I figure you should be the one to tell her—A Mechanicsburg Solstice Story."
Real Mechanicsburg Paprikás[56] , Imperial Tokaji, Patented "Flee in Comfort" Soles, The Roaring Bishop, The First Storm King
A Mechanicsburg Solstice Story[57]
Text at bottom of page, below all frames of the comic.
News: Repeat of the previous page's comments.
2020-12-04 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. MSS[54] 003
Forum:2020-12-04 (Friday)
Oggie, Kaja, <The Heterodyne, <Jägermonsters, <Citizens of Mechanicsburg, Phil, Zareka
Oggie: "In de old days he vould lead us in a wild parade through de streets. Dot vos de Jägerstomp. Dere vould be lots ov fire und song, und de pipple would come out und dance vit us, und bring us drinks. De Heterodyne vould inspect all de cheeldrun, give dem a leedle scare to make dem be goot—"
Kaja: "Oh, So a bit more like Rauhnacht, or Tshäggättu?"
Oggie: "Sure! Und de gurls got to kees us Jägers—"
Kaja: "Got to?"
Oggie: "Dis iz Mechanicsburg! Ve iz popular guys!"
Kaja (looking doubful): "Okay…"
Phil: "It's true. They love them here!"
Mechanicsburg, Chanukah, Christmas, Jägerstomp, Rauhnacht[58], Tshäggättu[59]
CURSES • PO[TIONS][60]
Sign on shop, panel 3.
News: Repeat of the previous page's comments.
2020-12-07 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. MSS[54] 004
Forum:2020-12-07 (Monday)
Oggie, Kaja, <Jägermonsters, <The Heterodyne, <Citizens of Mechanicsburg
Oggie: "Hokay, so vere vos Hy?"
Kaja: "Uh…Jäger kissing?"
Oggie: "Tsk! Und hyu a new-married lady!"
Kaja: "So obvious you're related."
Oggie (loudly): "Ho!"
Jägerstomp, Jägerhall
2020-12-09 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. MSS[54] 005
Forum:2020-12-09 (Wednesday)
Kaja, Oggie, <The Heterodyne[61], <"The Heterodyne"[62] (a mummer on stilts), < "Jägers"[62] (local kids in masks and bear skins), <The Old Baron[63], <Jägermonsters[63], <General Khrizhan[63], <General Zog[63]
Old Heterodynes, The Heterodyne Boys, Jägers, Mechanicsburg, A New Heterodyne (Agatha), A Proper Old-Fashioned Jägerstomp
  • BAM
  • BAM
  • BAM!
2020-12-11 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. MSS[54] 006
Forum:2020-12-11 (Friday)
Oggie, Kaja, One of Oggie's descendants, Maxim, Phil, More of Oggie's descendants
The Paris Journal of Folkloric Oddities and Scantily-Clad Foreigners, Transylvania Polygnostic, Lightning Street[64], The Path of Least Resistance[64], Jägerstomp
Otter?
Written on jug in panel 4.

Kaja Snoops (non-canon)[edit | edit source]

Location: Mechanicsburg in the future.[1]

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Page
Characters
Actions
Quotes
Names Used Text Extras
2020-12-14 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. MSS[54] 007
Forum:2020-12-14 (Monday)
Oggie, Kids[65], Kaja, Man and Woman[65], Maxim, Other People[65], People in the Red Cathedral, Ignitheus Plumm (voice only)[66]
Kaja (shouted): "Stand aside! Let me through! I am an academic!"
Lightning (Street), (Path of) Least Resistance, De Lady/Heterodyne (Agatha), Death Whistles, Jägerstomp, Red Cathedral, Rite of Whispers
—And so, at the corner of Lightning and Least Resistance
Caption, upper left corner of panel 1.
NO GYRO [T]??
Street sign, panel 1.
  • TOOT!
  • HONK!
  • SCREEEEE!
2020-12-16 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. MSS[54] 008
Forum:2020-12-16 (Wednesday)
Ignitheus Plumm, Horace[67], Kaja
She/The Heterodyne (Agatha), Solstice Festivities, Van, Rattlegat, Lady Macbeth, Transylvania Polygnostic
2020-12-18 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. MSS[54] 009
Forum:2020-12-18 (Friday)
Ignitheus Plumm, Kaja, Horace
Plumm: "Young lady, you shall be our Heterodyne tonight—and save the Solstice! Yes!"
The Lady (Agatha), The Solstice (Mechanicsburg Solstice), Secret Rites, Jägers

Kaja Pretends (non-canon)[edit | edit source]

Location: Mechanicsburg in the future.[1]

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Page
Characters
Actions
Quotes
Names Used Text Extras
2020-12-21 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. MSS[54] 010
Forum:2020-12-21 (Monday)
Kaja (disguised as Agatha), Ignitheus Plumm, Snoz, Man with Beard and Moustache (General in Armor?), Wilhelm Diamant, Older Woman in Goggles
Plumm: "Now. Stand here, whisper these words into the statue's ear, and pull the levers!"
Snarling Labyrinth, Real Traditional Solstice (Mechanicsburg Solstice), Mechanicsburg, Transylvania Polygnostic
Soon—
Caption, upper left corner of panel 1.
2020-12-23 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. MSS[54] 011
Forum:2020-12-23 (Wednesday)
Kaja (disguised as Agatha), Wilhelm Diamant, Older Woman in Goggles, Man with Beard and Moustache (General in Armor?), Ignitheus Plumm, Snoz, Castle Heterodyne (speaking through a statue in the Snarling Labyrinth)
Kaja (whispering the Rite of Whispers): "'Now the longest night is upon us. Cease your vigilance and take your well-earned rest—to awaken in strength with the newborn day. I, your Heterodyne, command this.'"
Old Heterodynes, The Lady (Agatha), Proper Old Fashioned Solstice (Mechanicsburg Solstice), Jägers
SECRET
Heading on sheet of paper held by Kaja, visible in panels 1, 2, and 6.
  • BOOM!
2020-12-25 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. MSS[54] 012
Forum:2020-12-25 (Friday)
Older Woman in Goggles, Kaja (disguised as Agatha), Ignitheus Plumm, A multitude of Jägermonsters
2020-12-28 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. MSS[54] 013
Forum:2020-12-28 (Monday)
Kaja (disguised as Agatha), Ignitheus Plumm, A multitude of Jägermonsters
Kaja (shouted): "Here we have a classic night of misrule, with roots that quite likely go back to the Roman Saturnalia or the Greek Kronia! No! Wait! Surely I am thinking too small! This tradition, perhaps, dates even farther back—to the ancient days of myth and magic! To the times of the Great Queens themselves! Yes! When I say it out loud, it becomes so obvious!"
Roman Saturnalia, Greek Kronia, Great Queens (Ancient God-Queens)

Kaja Stomps! (non-canon)[edit | edit source]

Location: Mechanicsburg in the future.[1]

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2020-12-30 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. MSS[54] 014[68]
Forum:2020-12-30 (Wednesday)
Kaja (disguised as Agatha), A multitude of Jägermonsters (including Dimo[69] , Maxim and Oggie), A multitude of citizens of Mechanicsburg (especially attractive young women), Ignitheus Plumm
MESTRAVVIK SHOES[70]
WEL[COME]
Signs on store in upper left corner of large main panel (on left side of double-page spread).
KEEP [MECH]ANICSBUR[G][71] CLEAN
On trash can in upper left corner of large main panel (on left side of double-page spread).
TARTS
BAKERY
ORDER YOUR SOLSTICE CAKES TODAY!
Signs on store in upper right corner of large main panel (on left side of double-page spread).
2021-01-01 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. MSS[54] 015[72]
Forum:2021-01-01 (Friday)
Kaja (disguised as Agatha), Ignitheus Plumm, more Jägermonsters (including Ivo Sharktooth), more Mechanicsburgers
Kaja: "Whom do I have to reanimate to get a drink around here?"
The University of Prague
HOTEL MON
Sign on building on left side of large main panel (on right side of double-page spread).
NO [VA]CANCY
Sign in window of Hotel Mon on left side of large main panel (on right side of double-page spread).
MECHANICSBURG CANDY COMPANY
On sign and on window of shop on right side of large main panel (on right side of double-page spread).
CHOCOLA[TE] SOLSTIC[E] SNAILS
On placard in doorway of shop on right side of large main panel (on right side of double-page spread).
2021-01-04 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. MSS[54] 016
Forum:2021-01-04 (Monday)
Kaja (disguised as Agatha), A multitude of Jägermonsters, Child with Burning Antlers
Kaja (shouted): "—And finally, one last toast to all you Jägers—my new best friends! May your teeth be ever sharp! May your claws never falter! May you always fight with friends at your back—and may your enemies yield hats of the finest quality! Now go! Revel so hard that if you die tomorrow, you'll die without regret!"
Lady/The Heterodyne (Agatha)
  • ROARRRR!
  • BOOM!
?R
JAGERHALL
HETER[ODYNE] ?
On metallic frieze over demon-face entrance to Jägerhall, panel 1.
Soon—
Caption, upper left corner of panel 2.

Kaja Crowns Herself (non-canon)[edit | edit source]

Location: Mechanicsburg in the future.[1]

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2021-01-06 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. MSS[54] 017[73]
Forum:2021-01-06 (Wednesday)
Kaja (disguised as Agatha), Child with Burning Antlers, Possible Shadowy Foreground Figures[74], Ignitheus Plumm[75]
Child with Burning Antlers: "You are our Heterodyne. It is you who carries the blame. For all of us. Please remember that."
The Heterodyne, Grandfather Death[76], Doctor Plumm
2021-01-08 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. MSS[54] 018
Forum:2021-01-08 (Friday)
Kaja (disguised as Agatha), Ignitheus Plumm (the Revelsmeister), Dyne Duck, A crowd of spooky-looking Mechanicsburgers
Kaja: "At any rate, I gather that there is still more of this quaint folk ceremony yet to be discovered?"
Plumm: "Oh, yes."
Kaja: "How exciting! —And what must I do next?"
Plumm (loudly and ominously): "Run."
This Young Lady (Child with Burning Antlers)
  • SQUELCH (×3)

Kaja Flees! (non-canon)[edit | edit source]

Location: Mechanicsburg in the future.[1]

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2021-01-11 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. MSS[54] 019
Forum:2021-01-11 (Monday)
Kaja (disguised as Agatha), A crowd of angry-looking Mechanicsburgers, Ignitheus Plumm (the Revelsmeister), Castle Heterodyne
The Castle: "My my. You are delightfully trusting!"
BOTROS?
Sign on front of building, panel 5.
PUBL[IC] ? [WEL]L
Carved or cast metal lettering on stone well, panels 6 and 7.
  • SPLOOSH!
2021-01-13 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. MSS[54] 020
Forum:2021-01-13 (Wednesday)
Castle Heterodyne, Kaja (disguised as Agatha), Monsters of Mechanicsburg?
  • POIT! (×3)
NO PEDDLERS
Carved on stone slab, panel 7.[77]
2021-01-15 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. MSS[54] 021
Forum:2021-01-15 (Friday)
Kaja (disguised as Agatha), Castle Heterodyne, A mob of Mechanicsburgers, Another mob of Mechanicsburgers
  • CRASH!
  • THUD!
2021-01-18 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. MSS[54] 022
Forum:2021-01-18 (Monday)
Castle Heterodyne, Kaja (disguised as Agatha), Lady Clytemnestra Narcia Gearmacher[78](in vehicle), Her relatives and/or minions (including Uncle Snagmar[79] and nephew)
The Masters (House Heterodyne), Mechanicsburg
2021-01-20 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. MSS[54] 023
Forum:2021-01-20 (Wednesday)
Lady Clytemnestra Narcia Gearmacher[80], Kaja (disguised as Agatha), Castle Heterodyne, Uncle Snagmar, His Nephew, Other Gearmacher relatives and/or minions
Snagmar (shouted): "Come on lads! First one to slow her down gets real gherkins in their pálinka!"
Nephew: "Hey, Uncle Snagmar? Just a hint: That's not the incentive you think it is."
Snagmar: "It will be when you see what the rest of you get! Now run!"
Thumping Alley, Shrieking Tower, Marzipan Snail, Mechanicsburg, Pálinka

Kaja Tracks Down Plumm (non-canon)[edit | edit source]

Location: Mechanicsburg in the future.[1]

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2021-01-22 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. MSS[54] 024
Forum:2021-01-22 (Friday)
Castle Heterodyne, Kaja (disguised as Agatha), Clytemnestra Narcia Gearmacher, Ignitheus Plumm, Dyne Duck
Plumm: "Well, now! Still going, are you? Good, good! I knew you could do it! —But what are you doing here?"
Kaja: "It occurred to me: If I lead them through here, those lunatics might trample you!"
Plumm: "…Well, now! That's the traditional Mechanicsburg holiday spirit if I ever saw it!"
Spätzle, Those Lunatics (Mechanicsburgers)
  • SLAM! (×2)
  • ZWOOT!
  • WHAM!
  • CO[AL]
    Sign on wall, panel 4.
    MECH[ANICSBURG] MINIS[TRY] OF MERRIMENT[S]
    Sign over door, panel 6.
2021-01-25 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. MSS[54] 025
Forum:2021-01-25 (Monday)
Kaja (disguised as Agatha), Ignitheus Plumm, Castle Heterodyne[81], Clytemnestra Narcia Gearmacher, Agoston Gearmacher
Around Here (Mechanicsburg), New Heterodyne (Kaja, disguised as Agatha)
  • KNOCK (×2)
  • SHOVE
  • CRASH!
  • CRASH!
FUSES
On small access door in rear wall, panel 7.
2021-01-27 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. MSS[54] 026
Forum:2021-01-27 (Wednesday)
Agoston Gearmacher, Ignitheus Plumm, ~Agatha
My Sweet Old Grandmamma (Clytemnestra Narcia Gearmacher), Saint Nicolae, Igor[82], The Heterodyne/A Real Heterodyne (House Heterodyne), The Lady (Agatha)
[HARV]ES[T] [FES]TIV[AL]
On poster on back wall, panel 3.

The Plot Thickens (non-canon)[edit | edit source]

Location: Mechanicsburg in the future.[1]

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2021-01-29 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. MSS[54] 027
Forum:2021-01-29 (Friday)
Ignitheus Plumm, Horace, Castle Heterodyne[83]
She/Substitute Heterodyne (Kaja, disguised as Agatha), Court of Gears, Gearmachers (Clytemnestra and her grandchildren, great grandchildren, and great great grandchildren)
[FEST]IVAL [OF] T[HE] [SU]N
On poster on wall to left of door, panel 2.
[F]ES[TIVAL] OF [THE] LAD[IES]
On poster on rear wall, panel 4.
2021-02-01 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. MSS[54] 028
Forum:2021-02-01 (Monday)
Mob of Mechanicsburgers, Kaja (disguised as Agatha), Castle Heterodyne, Gearmacher Kid
The Heterodyne, Malleus Heterodynum by Decima Aquila, University[84] High Council

Kaja Uncovers the Plot (non-canon)[edit | edit source]

Location: Mechanicsburg in the future.[1]

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2021-02-03 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. MSS[54] 029
Forum:2021-02-03 (Wednesday)
Amphibious Woman kissing Monster Man[85], Kaja (disguised as Agatha), Castle Heterodyne
The Castle: "Why, Madame Professornever again shall I disparage the Academic Mind!"
The Heterodyne (Agatha), Solstice Fires
LIVE/LAUGH/LURK
Slogan on t-shirt, panel 1.
[MUNICLPE[86] WORKS][87]
On manhole cover, panel 2.
I HELPED CAPTURE THE HETERODYN[E]
Slogan on Solstice souvenir t-shirt, panel 4.
2021-02-05 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. MSS[54] 030
Forum:2021-02-05 (Friday)
Castle Heterodyne, Kaja (disguised as Agatha), Mechanicsburgers, Dragon Clank Fire Extinguishers[88], Ignitheus Plumm, Money Lenders, Dyne Duck, Clytemnestra Narcia Gearmacher
WAREHOUSE
Sign beginning to fall off front of burning building, panel 1.
2021-02-08 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. MSS[54] 031
Forum:2021-02-08 (Monday)
Kaja (disguised as Agatha), Castle Heterodyne, Clytemnestra Narcia Gearmacher, Doom Bell Ringer
Kaja: "Urgzkzl…"
  • SNAP!
  • DOOOM
  • TINK! (×2)
2021-02-10 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. MSS[54] 032
Forum:2021-02-10 (Wednesday)
The Actual Agatha, Celebrating Mechanicsburgers (including Snoz, a Soldier wielding a glowing sword, Trumpeters, a Female Cupbearer, and a Children's Choir), Clytemnestra Narcia Gearmacher, Assistant Revelsmeister?, Zeetha, Violetta, Kaja (disguised as Agatha)
Mechanicsburgers (shouted): "Hurrah! The Heterodyne triumphs again!"
  • TINK!
  • TONK!
  • TINK!

Happy Endings All 'Round! (non-canon)[edit | edit source]

Location: Mechanicsburg in the future.[1]

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2021-02-12 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. MSS[54] 033
Forum:2021-02-12 (Friday)
Phil, Kaja, Portable Castle, Agatha, Zeetha, Violetta, Crowds of Mechanicsburgers and Tourists
[MECHANIC]SBURG [LIB]RE[R]Y
Sign on building near upper left corner of full-panel page.[89]
FIRST TAVERN ON THE RIGHT
Sign on tavern to the right of center of full-panel page.
BEDS
Sign on building behind and to right of the "Last Tavern on the Right", above and slightly to the right of the tavern's sign.
EA[T]
Sign on mostly obscured building to the far right of center of full-panel page.
THE END
Caption in the form of a decoration ribbon at center of bottom of full-panel page.

Back to the Main Story[edit | edit source]

AKA Kjarl Really Emerges from the Mist (non-canon)[edit | edit source]

Location: A laboratory in the Royal Observatory, England.

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Page
Characters
Actions
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Names Used Text Extras
2021-02-15 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 090
Forum:2021-02-15 (Monday)
Kjarl Thotep, Violetta, Agatha
Kjarl: "My gloves have changed color."
2021-02-17 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 091
Forum:2021-02-17 (Wednesday)
Kjarl Thotep, Agatha, Gil, Tarvek, Violetta
Kjarl: "Ah, but this is indeed marvelous!"
Agatha: "How do you feel?"
Kjarl: "Why, I feel that I am fully here! Vibrationally stable!"
Agatha: "That's wonderful news!"
Kjarl: "Still trapped within the confines of these pitiful four dimensions, to be sure, but even so, this is such an improvement!"
Vozzler, Smeerp, Doctor Vapnoople (Dimitri Vapnoople)

Art Interruption: Rebuild with Science! (non-canon)[edit | edit source]

Occasion: Phil Foglio had a sick day and couldn't finish drawing the page, so Kaja posted art that the Professors had been prepping for a poster.[1]

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Page
Characters
Actions
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2021-02-19 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. n/a
Forum:2021-02-19 (Friday)
Agatha
A poster showing Agatha holding a really big wrench, standing in front of wall of giant gears and meters.
Mechanicsburg
WE CAN REBUILD With SCIENCE!
Written over poster image.
5 MECHANICSBURG TOOLS
Lettering embossed on handle of wrench.

Week Starting 2021-02-22 (Monday)[edit | edit source]

Location: A laboratory in the Royal Observatory, England.

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Page
Characters
Actions
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Names Used Text Extras
2021-02-22 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 092
Forum:2021-02-22 (Monday)
Kjarl Thotep, Agatha, Violetta, Gil, <Temple Builders, Hadrian Rakethorn
The Dome (The Queens' Society dome), Professor Homlomium (Tobias Homlomium), Those Responsible[90]
2021-02-24 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 093
Forum:2021-02-24 (Wednesday)
Zeetha, Neena, Bang, Agatha, Gil, Rakethorn, Violetta
2021-02-26 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. 094
Forum:2021-02-26 (Friday)
Rakethorn, Neena, Tarvek, <Queen Calamisia, Zeetha, ~A Great Cetacean, Agatha, Gil
The Queens (Ancient God-Queens), Mama (Albia), The People Who Built the Queen's Mirrors (Mirror Builders), Cursed Waters, Deepdwellers, Madwa (Madwa Korel), The Lantern (Prende's Chronometric Lantern), The "Other" (The Other), Lucrezia (Lucrezia Mongfish), The Gates (Queen's Mirrors)
🏝Alex Insula[91]
🏝formicae [insula][92]
🏝insulae mures[93]
🏝KONG INSULA[94]
🏝insulae nulla[95]
🏝insula monstris[96]
Names (in Latin) of islands on map, panel 4.[97]

Partial Week Starting 2021-03-01 (Monday)[edit | edit source]

Location: In an airship heading toward "Rat Island".

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2021-03-01 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 095
Forum:2021-03-01 (Monday)
Madwa Korel, Ariadne Steelgarter[98], Pierre
Elsewhere—
Caption, upper left, panel 2, directly above and very close to inset panel 1.

Partial Week Starting 2021-03-03 (Wednesday)[edit | edit source]

Location: Back in the Royal Observatory, England.

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Page
Characters
Actions
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Names Used Text Extras
2021-03-03 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 096
Forum:2021-03-03 (Wednesday)
Agatha, Rakethorn, Violetta, Tarvek, Krosp, Orotine
And Later—
Caption, upper left, panel 1.

Art Interruption: Cover for volume 20 (non-canon)[edit | edit source]

Occasion: The Fogios have to take some time to plan things so they don't have plot holes.[1]

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Page
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2021-03-05 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. Vol. 20 Cover Art
Forum:2021-03-05 (Friday)
Agatha, His Serenity, Gooblot, Yeller Tayle, Denizens of the Deep

Week Starting 2021-03-08 (Monday)[edit | edit source]

Location: Somewhere near the Royal Observatory in England.

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Page
Characters
Actions
Quotes
Names Used Text Extras
2021-03-08 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 097
Forum:2021-03-08 (Monday)
Krosp, Orotine, Violetta, Bang, Zeetha, Agatha, Gil, Higgs, Oggie, Maxim, Dimo, Rakethorn, Tarvek, Neena
2021-03-10 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 098
Forum:2021-03-10 (Wednesday)
Orotine[99], Krosp[99], Gil[100]Tarvek[100], Agatha, Trelawney, Seffie
Rakethorn, Castle Heterodyne, Martellus
2021-03-12 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. 099
Forum:2021-03-12 (Friday)
Krosp, Martellus, Orotine, Martellus, Tarvek, Mister Stonegrease, Palace Guards, Agatha, Trelawney, Gil
Albia

Week Starting 2021-03-15 (Monday)[edit | edit source]

Location: Somewhere in Albia's Palace in England.

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Page
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Actions
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2021-03-15 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 100
Forum:2021-03-15 (Monday)
Agatha, Albia, Palace Guards, Unnamed Members of the Court, Octopode, Lord Womble, Trelawney, Mister Stonegrease, Tarvek, Gil, Martellus, Krosp, Orotine
Agatha: "Oh. This…this looks serious."
And so—
Caption, upper left of full-page panel.
2021-03-17 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 101
Forum:2021-03-17 (Wednesday)
Lord Womble, Agatha, Tarvek, Gil, Albia, Martellus, Krosp, ~The Master of Paris (Colette Voltaire), Orotine
Albia (shouted angrily): "Silence!"
Polar Lords, Northeastern Europa, Snow Demons, Carpathian Foothills
2021-03-19 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. 102
Forum:2021-03-19 (Friday)
Albia, Gil, Commander Eroteme[101], Trelawney, Agatha, Tarvek, Martellus, Orotine, Octopode, Palace Guards, Unnamed Members of the Court

Week Starting 2021-03-22 (Monday)[edit | edit source]

Location: Somewhere in Albia's Palace in England.

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Page
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Actions
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Names Used Text Extras
2021-03-22 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 103
Forum:2021-03-22 (Monday)
Albia[102], Agatha, Tarvek, Martellus, Gil, Krosp
2021-03-24 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 104
Forum:2021-03-24 (Wednesday)
Agatha, Albia, Martellus, Tarvek, Gil, Orotine, Krosp
My—ah (Agatha's mother, Lucrezia), The Other, Prende's Lantern, Mechanicsburg, Miss Thorpe (Trelawney Thorpe)
2021-03-26 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. 105
Forum:2021-03-26 (Friday)
Colonel Bennet, Gil, Tarvek, Dimo, Agatha, Krosp
Soon—
Upper left corner of panel 1.
HMA [ED]EYN B[LACK]ENEY
Name of airship shown to left of center of full page panel shown behind all of the others.
?P DOCK D
Name on bunker-like strucure shown in lower left corner of full page panel shown behind all of the others.

Week Starting 2021-03-29 (Monday)[edit | edit source]

Location: Airship docks in England.

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Page
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Actions
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Names Used Text Extras
2021-03-29 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 106
Forum:2021-03-29 (Monday)
Martellus, Seffie, "Rita", Krosp, Airship Passengers or crew (in background), Sailor, Tarvek, Trelawney, Gil, Colonel Bennet
2021-03-31 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 107
Forum:2021-03-31 (Wednesday)
"Rita", Krosp
Krosp: "Ahem—"
  • LICK (×2)
  • SLICK (×2)
  • BUFF (×2)
  • BOOP!
  • HISSSS!
  • HISSSSSS!
2021-04-02 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. 108
Forum:2021-04-02 (Friday)
Agatha, Gil, Tarvek, Krosp
It[103] (Prende's Chronometric Lantern), The Other
  • WHOMP!

Week Starting 2021-04-05 (Monday)[edit | edit source]

Location: Somewhere in Albia's Palace in England.

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Page
Characters
Actions
Quotes
Names Used Text Extras
2021-04-05 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 109
Forum:2021-04-05 (Monday)
Krosp, Agatha, Gil, Trelawney
Krosp (shouted): "There's a caaat!"
Agatha (shouted): "What is wrong with you?"
Krosp: "A caaaaaat!"
A Cat ("Rita"), The Captain (of the airship taking Gil, Tarvek, Trelawney, etc., to Mechanicsburg), That Lantern (Prende's Chronometric Lantern)
2021-04-07 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 110
Forum:2021-04-07 (Wednesday)
A Sailor, Rakethorn, Zeetha, Agatha, Violetta, Krosp
2021-04-09 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. 111
Forum:2021-04-09 (Friday)
Kjarl Thotep, Dimo, Tarvek, Colonel Bennet, Gil
Vozzler, Polar Lords, Mechanicsburg, The Empire (House Wulfenbach), Revenants, Queen of the Dawn, Zola, Snailberry Season

Week Starting 2021-04-12 (Monday)[edit | edit source]

Location: Somewhere.

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Page
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Actions
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Names Used Text Extras
2021-04-12 (Monday)
Vol.2-8 p. 
Forum:2021-04-12 (Monday)
2021-04-14 (Wednesday)
Vol.2-8 p. 
Forum:2021-04-14 (Wednesday)
2021-04-16 (Friday)
Vol.2-8 p. 
Forum:2021-04-16 (Friday)

References

  1. 1.00 1.01 1.02 1.03 1.04 1.05 1.06 1.07 1.08 1.09 1.10 1.11 1.12 1.13 1.14 1.15 1.16 1.17 1.18 1.19 1.20 1.21 1.22 1.23 1.24 1.25 1.26 1.27 1.28 1.29 This title for this section is not from the Canon; that is, it is not from the Girl Genius website navigation menu. It was added for easier navigation within the chronology.
  2. 2.0 2.1 The name of this character is not revealed until the next page .
  3. 3.0 3.1 3.2 3.3 3.4 3.5 3.6 Presumably a Princess of England, a (theoretical, at least) successor to Queen Albia of England, and Albia's biological or adopted daughter.
  4. This conversation foreshadows the scene where Agatha asks the Queen to dance during the party that is being discussed, which starts with her running at least a little bit amok.
  5. Only Seffie's voice is heard in the first panel, but she appears in the second.
  6. A magazine or newspaper.
  7. Violetta finally gets to wear a pretty dress to a great big fancy party.
  8. This is the first time that Orotine, one of the legendary Muses created by Van Rijn has appeared in the comic.
  9. 9.0 9.1 "Bellows" is a fan coined name, based on the fact that this character is always bellowing, at least during his few appearances in the comic.
  10. His title is revealed on the next page.
  11. In panel 3, Albia is shown to literally have stars in her eyes, but this could just be the reflection of her halo of stars.
  12. Tarvek was kidnapped by Mister Obsidian at the behest of Seffie so he could be brought to England. He was transported there by Seffie's chum, Captain Jeanne Hawkins, with a few delays.
  13. Pix's identity is revealed on the next page.
  14. We last saw Pix a long time ago. She was (and still is) a member of Master Payne's Circus of Adventure.
  15. The fortune teller's booth/tent that Agatha operated in while she replaced Madame Olga when she had just started traveling with the Circus had a sign outside that said:
    "WHAT IS YOUR FATE?
    MADAME OLGA
    MISTRESS OF THE SCIENCE OF
    TELLURICOMNI VISUALIZATION
    SEES ALL 👁 KNOWS ALL"
    It looks like Phil forgot or couldn't squeeze in the final "I" in "TELLURICOMNI" on today's page.
  16. For comparison purposes, here is Master Payne making a very similar introductory speech back when Agatha had just gone into hiding, with help from the his Circus.
  17. 17.0 17.1 17.2 Portraying Zeetha
  18. 18.0 18.1 18.2 Probably portayed by Embi
  19. This is undoubtedly a reference to Saint George and the Dragon; the "England" in the Girl Genius universe apparently shares this legend with the England in the "real world", although probably not in quite the same form. It makes sense that Master Payne would mention it during s performance in Londinium, because Saint George is the Patron Saint of England.
  20. Presumably a bunch of actors from Master Payne's Circus of Adventure, costumed and made up as Jägermonsters.
  21. 21.0 21.1 They young women dancing with Krosp or waiting to do so could be Princesses of the Realm (although they don't have candy in their hair), courtiers, or party guests (presumably the daughters of other royal houses or other important people.
  22. Agatha: "Krosp! You're popular!"
    Krosp: "Naturally. I am very cute, and a snappy dresser."
    - Comic page from Monday, June 29, 2020 , panel 4.
  23. Agatha: "I need you to find the kitchens."
    Krosp: "You do love me!"
    - Comic page from Monday, June 29, 2020 , panel 6.
  24. "Nah. They'll just portray me as a pompous martinet who only cares about food." - Comic page from Wednesday, July 1, 2020 , panel 1.
  25. Operating a marionette apparently meant to represent Franz Scortchmaw.
  26. Operating a marionette possibly meant to represent the Doom Bell Ringer.
  27. Countess: "Agatha! Are you here to exact your terrible revenge?"
    Agatha: "I'll let you know after the second act!"
    Abner: "You two are not nearly as funny as you think you are."
    - Comic page from Monday, July 6, 2020 , panel 10.
  28. Bosco could refer to Bosco Chocolate Syrup or Saint Bosco, the patron saint of illusionists and stage magicians. It is interesting to note that in one of Phil's earlier works involving Buck Godot, The Gallimaufry, Book 7 page 7, a character named Thad says “Thank Bosco they didn’t know when…”. This observation is due to the good memory of Foglio fan 9thGeneral.
  29. In this flashback, Albia has taken on the form of Queen Luheia.
  30. Seffie: "Gil! You're finally free!"
    Gil: "Seffie. Yes, I…suppose I am."
    - Comic page from Friday, July 10, 2020 , panel 2.
  31. In panel 2 of this page it is obvious that, based on what is said, Sparafucile speaks first even though she's not shown until panel 3, in which she speaks second.
  32. Violetta: "You've replaced Martellus with a weasel?", volume 13, page 073 (web), panel 4.
  33. Only the arm and hand of the person Agatha is dancing with are shown, but it is most likely Rakethorn since he just asked her to dance on the previous page.
  34. Transylvania Polygnostic University
  35. This character was named Ollie when he was first introduced.
  36. There doesn't seem to be a dish in the real world called "toads in wallets"; however, there is a dish called toad in the hole. In Britain, this is sausages in batter; but in parts of the US, an egg fried in a hole in a piece of bread is called toad in the hole.
  37. 37.0 37.1 This identification was reported on the Girl Genius Facebook page. Hopefully, it will be confirmed in comic.
  38. Probably including Dimo, Oggie, and Maxim. If they aren't in the crowd scene, they are somewhere in the room.
  39. This isn't the first time that Agatha has adopted such a position while trying to concentrate.
  40. In panel 2, it is not entirely clear what the initial letter of the word under "AND" is, but it is shown to be a 'B' in panel 1.
  41. The portrait appears to be part of a family tree.
  42. This name was spelled "Homnomium" when this page was first posted, but was corrected by the time the following page went up.
  43. This character is shown from behind, but the distinctive outfit and hair make it all but certain that this is Orotine.
  44. Zeetha was knocked out by this attack when it was used against her by the Geisterdame Shurdlu on page 021 (web) of Kings and Wizards.
  45. This is a reference to a nonsense poem in the book Davy and the Goblin by Charles E. Carryl (published in 1885). This poem is often sung to the same music as the song Ten Thousand Miles Away. It was recorded by (among others) Natalie Merchant in her 2010 album Leave Your Sleep.
  46. The picture on the scroll or poster is of Albia. You can see some of her hair (the same very light green coloration as when we first saw her), one earring, part of her neck/chin, and one of her halo stars. Her face and the rest of her hair/jewelry/halo is hidden behind the dialog balloon.
  47. The mural depicts the Sun, a partly obscured planet which is most probably Venus, Earth, and Mars. Mercury could be hidden behind the dialog balloon that partly obscures Venus and the rest of the planets are out of panel.
  48. "200" seems to be the room number.
  49. 49.0 49.1 Apparently, Karl Thotep is in the large, transparent enclosure full of bluish-white amorphous radiance, even though he is currently not visible.
  50. There is a character resembling Violetta in the upper far-left corner of the page. There is another Spark or lab technician near her.
  51. This may be a reference to the character named Morbius from the Doctor Who franchise or possibly Doctor Michael Morbius from Marvel Comics.
  52. The sound effect in panel 3 is obscured by dialog balloons, so this attempt to reconstruct it may be incorrect.
  53. Karl Thotep is completely obscured by the mist or vapor that is released when the door of the containment unit opens in panel 3 (the first panel he is present in) on (page 89, (web). He is barely visible in the final panel of the same page. Only a pair of irregular oval spots, presumably eyes, can be seen.
  54. 54.00 54.01 54.02 54.03 54.04 54.05 54.06 54.07 54.08 54.09 54.10 54.11 54.12 54.13 54.14 54.15 54.16 54.17 54.18 54.19 54.20 54.21 54.22 54.23 54.24 54.25 54.26 54.27 54.28 54.29 54.30 54.31 54.32 MSS = "Mechanicsburg Solstice Story: Page …" The pages in this holiday story break are numbered separately from the main story pages.
  55. The letters seems to be "SKU" but it is hard to be sure. The upper loop of the 'S' is collapsed in the lettering on the window. On the sign above, the lettering is larger and clearer, but it is obscured by a string of holiday lights.
  56. This dish would seem to be related to Chicken paprikash (Hungarian: paprikás csirke), although it wouldn't be surprising if the Mechanicsburg version featured snails instead of chicken.
  57. This phrase seems to complete the final dialog balloon in the final frame of this page of the comic.
  58. There doesn't seem to be much information about this Bavarian midwinter celebration available in English on the World Wide Web, but here is a bit of information about the tradition and the masks.
  59. The Professors may have spelled this wrong. The only hits on the World Wide Web are for Tshäggättä, a Swiss midwinter celebration.
  60. The last part of the second word, in square brackets, is a slightly educated guess.
  61. Flashback from well before the time of the Heterodyne Boys.
  62. 62.0 62.1 Flashback from the time of the Heterodyne Boys.
  63. 63.0 63.1 63.2 63.3 Flashback from after the time of the Heterodyne Boys.
  64. 64.0 64.1 Street in Mechanicsburg.
  65. 65.0 65.1 65.2 Waiting to see the Jägerstomp.
  66. This character is shown on the next page, A Mechanicsburg Solstice Story, page 008, panel 1, and his name is given on the page after that, page 009, panel 3.
  67. This character's name is revealed on the next page, A Mechanicsburg Solstice Story, page 009, panel 7.
  68. This page is the left half of a double-page spread.
  69. Dimo is standing to the to the left of Maxim, from the standpoint of someone viewing the page. His face is partly obscured by a dialog balloon, making him hard to spot.
  70. The novel The Fifth Son of the Shoemaker is about Pytor Mestravvik, son of shoemaker Ivan Mestravvik.
  71. The line rendered as "Mechanicsburg" is a partly a guess. The lettering isn't very clear.
  72. This page is the right half of a double-page spread. You can view the whole thing by following this elegant and finely-crafted link.
  73. This page was misnumbered as 018 when it was originally posted.
  74. There seem to be silhouettes of menacing figures in the foreground of panel 3, possibly members of the crowd shown in the final panel of the next page. .
  75. The unseen speaker in the last panel of this page is shown to be Plumm in the first panel of the next one.
  76. Probably not the same as Ol' Man Death.
  77. The full phrase is almost impossible to make out in the comic page proper, but Kaja re-posted the last panel without dialog balloons to Patreon, which allows a much better view of the text.
  78. Clytemnestra Narcia Gearmacher's name is not revealed until the next page.
  79. Snagmar's name is not revealed until the next page.
  80. Only Clytemnestra Narcia Gearmacher's voice is heard in the first panel but she is seen in the final panel of the page for Wednesday, January 20, 2021.
  81. Castle Heterodyne manifests itself on this page by manipulating a statue and just makes a "shushing" gesture without any dialog.
  82. Ignitheus Plumm once asked Saint Nicolae for a six-legged pony named "Igor" as a Solstice gift, presumably during his childhood.
  83. Castle Heterodyne seems to manifest itself on this page by using the same statue as before, this time just making its eyes glow red. Presumably, this indicates that it is seeing (and hearing) everything going on in this scene.
  84. Since Professoresse Kaja Foglio is the speaker here, presumably Transylvania Polygnostic University is meant.
  85. Possibly a Jägermonster.
  86. This word should presumably be MUNICIPAL.
  87. The lettering on the manhole cover is hard to read and appears to have an error or two, but "MUNICIPAL WORKS" seems to be a reasonable guess.
  88. There are two large bipedal reptilian things apparently spraying water on the warehouse fire. They seem to have hoses connected to their tails, so they are presumably clanks or at least mechanisms of some kind.
  89. The "librery" in "MECHANICSBURG LIBRERY" is a guess that it might be a typo for "library". There are few, if any, words ending with "rery" or "reby" that make sense in context and Phil has made errors in the spelling of words on signs in his art before, on more than one previous occasion.
  90. The people responsible for pulling Kjarl Thotep from his native higher dimension into that of the (pathetically four-dimensional) world of Girl Genius. These are the same people who built the temple that was under the the Queens' Society dome.
  91. Alex Island: This is probably named after the Folgios' younger child, Alex, AKA Experiment No. 2.
  92. Ant Island: Perhaps someone in the Foglio family is a fan of one of Pixar's less appreciated films, A Bug's Life, much of which is set on "Ant Island".
  93. Islands of the Rats/Rat Island: For those who think "mures" (singular "mus", mouse) means mice exclusively, the Ancient Romans did not generally differentiate between rats and mice, instead referring to the former as mus maximus (big mouse) and the latter as mus minimus (little mouse).
  94. Kong Island: Although generally known as Skull Island, the home of King Kong is referred to as "Kong Island" is some media incarnations.
  95. Nothing Island/No Island
  96. Island of Monsters/Monster Island: The name Monster Island has been used in several contexts, perhaps most famously as a fictional location in the Godzilla series. And, of course Mechanicsburg possesses its very own Tiny Monster Island.
  97. Each island name has been preceded by the emoji for desert island (🏝: a palm tree on a small island) in unicode. If you see a question mark, box, or other odd symbol instead, your browser may not support the display of the graphic for this character. Please comment on the talk page for this article if it isn't displaying properly for you.
  98. Ariadne is listed second because the disembodied dialog balloon in panel one is obviously hers so she speaks before Pierre, even though the first time she is shown speaking, it is after Pierre has already spoken.
  99. 99.0 99.1 Orotine and Krosp aren't shown speaking on this page, but the conversation that is going on in the captions on the page is obviously a continuation of the conversation they were having on the previous page.
  100. 100.0 100.1 Even though you can't "hear" Gil and Tarvek speaking in the first panel of this page, Gil is shown speaking while Tarvek isn't, so Gil is listed first.
  101. Eroteme means a question mark.
  102. Although Albia is not shown on the page for Monday, March 22, 2021 , the disembodied dialog balloon in panel 1 is obviously a continuation of what she is saying on the previous page, so her name is listed first.
  103. That the "it" referred is definitely Prende's Lantern is confirmed on the next page.


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