This article is about the Jägermonster. For other uses, see André (disambiguation).
- "She iz zo sharp... zo dangerous, like a pudding bag full of knives! GROWL!"
André is a low-ranking Jägermonster aboard Castle Wulfenbach. We see him briefly , where he's escorting a bewildered Agatha Heterodyne back to the dormitory after her visit with Khrizhan and the other Jäger Generals. André has a completely inexplicable (to most humans) crush on Von Pinn, and is convinced that she returns his affections because of the way she's savaged him several times without ever quite killing him. This has gone on long enough that long-term Castle residents with a dismissive "Must be André."