Theopholous DuMedd

Theopholous duMedd was Head Boy among the Castle Wulfenbach students, and a known Spark. He was well-liked, apparently for good reason, as he is a gifted storyteller and a genuinely nice guy. He is known to have taken the part of at least two apparent nobodies among the student body- Gilgamesh Wulfenbach and Agatha Heterodyne. (I know, I know. But they were incognito!)

During Agatha's stay on the Castle, he led a student expedition into the Baron's labs to peek at the hive engine, and so got put on duty cleaning grease traps. When he was caught using that time to build a machine to do it for him, an unwise Lackya brought him into the lab where the Baron was about to cut into Othar Tryggvassen's brain, an image duMedd did not appreciate.

After aiding in Agatha's escape, he again encountered Othar, of whom he seems to be a fan, and informed him of Agatha's family origins. (Apparently he didn't mention his own Sparkiness.) No news has been heard of duMedd since they parted ways.

He is also called Theo for short. This is a good thing, as it doesn't seem right to refer to a basically decent character as "the awfullest dumbhead."