User:AesopBook

A spark of tremendous power and renown, Aesop Book is best known for his contributions to the fine arts, including:

- Mexican Wrestling

- Horse Calligraphy

and

- Tom Foolery

Though his peers know him for his petty wit and no small lack of charm, history will know him best for his award-avoiding book: "What on Earth is that Thing Even For?" - the comprehensive guide to small bits of plastic found around the home, and their original purpose.