User:Rej Maddog/Rej's Weekly

A place for more effusive summary of the comic on a weekly and monthly basis. A backup for what I put on current events.

Comic: March 2009
Gil continues his chat with a former friend, and his party and her companions find themselves at least temporarily trapped in part of the Castle.

We then return to Agatha, Violetta, and Moloch to find that Tarvek seems to be undergoing some interesting changes. Then the Castle undergoes some interesting changes, which seem to be caused by Gil's tinkering.

Gil pulls out a Dingbot to help him repair. There ensues heated negotiation between the Dingbot and Gil. Then a more pleasant and informational discussion between Gil and Zeetha, as the others sleep. After, the Dingbot agrees to help and makes the requested repair. A bit more heated negotiation. Gil frees the Dingbot and asks him to open the door in order to help Agatha. The door opens and his party splits up. Gil finishes the (partial) repairs and proves himself once again a major spark.

Comic: April 2009
Free to pursue his own interests, Dingbot starts some electrical projects... using the Castle as spare parts. Gil continues his chat with an old friend, and they tour parts of Castle Heterodyne the castle can't see &mdash; or so they think. Agatha with her death ray, takes her own tour in search of Gil. The Castle, thanks to Gil's repairs, can now see the chatting friends. As the Castle describes its version of the conversation to Agatha, her feelings for Gil get stronger. Gil may need more Slightly Better Than Death battle draught soon. Or not. That is a truly powerful death ray Agatha is carrying.

As Agatha continues her trip, the death ray comes in handy for some quick but useful alterations to the Castle's architecture and accessories.

Getting close to her confrontation with Gil and company, she comes upon a useful bit of debris. She winds up her handy, dandy dingbot assistant and tasks it with tiger-dog salvage. Mollifing a huffy Castle with the assurance "It's just one little clank," off to confront her adversaries she goes. Boy, does that little clank know how to fix up a ride. Gil's friend finds herself literally underfoot. "Hello?"

Agatha prepares for conversation with Gil &mdash; a somewhat one-sided one. You see, Gil finds himself with a foot in his mouth. Which is odd because he hasn't had a chance to put it there himself.

Events May 2009
Agatha's careless words again have a more powerful affect on her adversaries than she intends. And Gil looks mad enough to vole the tiger/dog.

- 	The tiger/dog has the upper foot however. So Gil can only participate in the conversation with his eyebrows. Agatha helps by carrying both her and his end of the conversation. From which she finally realizes being the evil mad girl with death ray has its points.

The prisoners are eager to work for her. When the castle is working in the hands of a true Heterodyne, the Baron will let them go. So things are somewhat resolved.

Gil finally gets a weight off his chest. Brushes himself off. Regathers as much of his dignity as this story might allow him. Suggests they get on with the help Agatha needs. Then agrees with the Big Bad Heterodyne. They will have a long talk later.

Of course right now is a good time to come to an understanding without words but may be with a ki....-

Merlot! What he doing here? Bringing mayhem and danger to the distracted pair. Gil is shot. Agatha can't find her death ray. The Tiger-Dog is riddled with Gatling fire from the shiny (?) new (?) Heterodyne (?) mobile gundam unit. Agatha can't find her misplaced death ray. The zappy stick Gil brought along has petered out in the hands of the curious prisoner who picked it up hoping to use it as a weapon.

Merlot pauses to explain why it was so unfair of the Baron to send him to Castle after he had warmed so completely to the task of taking care of Dr. Beetle's notes and laboratories.

Assuring Agatha it is all her fault he tracks her down to her hidey hole. Which she has now bolted. Rushing to get her hands on her death ray.

Merlot comes at her with both guns blazing. He pins her down. Gil manly overturns his plans and chariot. Merlot gets his machine to do a full flip. Agatha gets her gun (er, death ray). She pauses to tell Silas what he didn't know and what she can do to him with her castle redecorater (er, death ray). The castle, now back in control of this section thanks to the rest of Gils crew, drops the BOOM on Silas.

Getting hurt made Gil mad. Getting mad made Gil hurt worse. As Agatha turns back to him, she finds him being nursed by Zola.

June 2009 Events
The weasel queen gets hers comeuppance. She is now starting a post-something or other fashion house in Paris with Agatha's avant garde fashion clank.

July 2009 events
Agatha magnanimously gives Zola the task of watching after Gil's well being. Zola in response invents a new acronym knbrf Agatha instantly groks the castle killing device, and disables it much more efficiently than Gils efforts. Then decides she wants to examine the pieces, including the missing ones. Having given everyone their assignments she asks if she has missed anyone. So Von Pinn replies "Yes" and nimbly steps out of the way of the incoming death ray. She offers to keep Agatha safe and offers her free lessons in of all things manners.

Has Von Pinn given Agatha an offer she can't refuse? Will Agatha establish a Kolil und Zumil relationship with her mother's construct? What will Zeetha have to say about that? What kind of grindstone will the leather clad nanny prove to be?

Stay tuned for the next exciting week of Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius.

Von Pinn embraces Agatha and reveals her real age. Apparently Von Pinn is a Van Rijn built at the request of the Storm King to "protect" the next "Lady Heterodyne" but tasked by Van Rijn to keep others safe from her. More recently Agatha's mother compelled Von Pinn to protect Agatha with her life.

So Agatha uses this last revelation. she modifies the castle one more time. As the two fall thru the floor, Von Pinn tosses Agatha back up, Thus, proving her story true as she falls though several more of the castles. Agatha rouses Gil and the intrepid adventurers head off.

Will Zola actually stick her head in a bucket again? Will Tarvek get some healing medical attention? If so from whom? Will Agatha ever have time to go look for the castles real library? What will Von Pinn do when she lands? With these questions in mind, stay tuned for the next exciting week of Agatha (and Zola) Heterodyne, Girl Genius (and Blonde in Distress).

Of course Gil is in Paris while everybody else is in Castle Heterodyne.

It's Tuesday. The weekly Castle Jack (Happy Fun Ball of Death) comes round to clear the corridors. A shriek from Zola puts Gil in Hero Boy mode. Gil leaps into action bringing himself and Zola to safety. Totally neglecting his hostess. Leaving her to her own devices.

Fortunately, Agatha has many of them, including a very useful chopper-bot. Gil welcomes her to Paris and invites her to a lecture.

Then...

Reality dawns. Gil makes the trip from Paris to Mechanicsburg in jig time. So now back to business. They're off the see the storm king. "He's a sneaky, manipulative, fast talking smoothie, you'll like him."

Will the lost crew find the right medical lab? Will the swain on the slab like that his rival has all the girls? Will Gil wish he had his zappy stick? Will Zeetha find Agatha? Will Higgs find Gil? Will Higgs bring Gil's hat so that proper introductions can be made? Stay tune for the next exciting week of Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius

Our courageous and inquisitive pink heroine has a series of adventures: followed by a capper: So Zola's adventures is neatly wrapped up in silk with a spider ichor facial.
 * Zola Heterodyne vs. the Zola Booby Prize Dispensing Machine.
 * (Gil retrieves the prize.)
 * Zola Heterodyne vs. the You Ought to be in Pictures Trap.
 * (Zola was framed. Gil saves her.)
 * Zola Heterodyne vs. the Coo Coo Tock Clank.
 * (Agatha's turn!)
 * Zola Heterodyne vs. the Nyar,Nyar Spider
 * (Gil and Agatha almost let the spider win).
 * Happily the Heterodyne portable claw mitt shows up in the hand of our favorite reluctant minion. We seem to have somehow reached the medical laboratory.

From Tarvek's symptoms Gil diagnoses the cause and outlines a treatment. Agatha though is more intent on playing Doctor with Gil.

Will Agatha see what Mama Grika saw? Will she be happy with it? What will Gil do with the hammer? Will Tarvek be saved from the Chromatic Death? How will he thank his rival? What are Higgs, Zeetha and the other good folks in the castle doing? And where's Gils hat?

Stay tune for another exciting week and a new month of Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius

August 2009 Events
With Gils permission, Agatha tends to his wounds. The long conversation... begins. Misunderstanding about Othar and Zola are cleared away. The is touched on. They windup in each others arms.

Revealing the patient is Tarvek, Agatha upsets the mood and Gil. Gil's vocalized opinion of his rival brings the big purple- blue- green- yellow- orange fella out of his bed. Tarvek vocalizes back until he turns palette; then he fallsa ona his face.

Chromatic death races against time. Time races against chromatic death. No one can find a hammer.

Will Gil succeed in beating the Clock? Will he have a hammer to do it with? Will Tarvek beat the Chromatic death? What hue will he end up? How will Gil let Tarvek know he's more than just a Holzfäller Will Higgs bring the Hat?

Stay tuned for the next colorful week of Agatha Heterodyne Girl Genius (and boy friends).

Chromatic Death trumped by Resplendant Immolation! Tarvek changes colors faster than a sunset. No one finds a hammer. Gil's determined he not to let the toad die. But would Gil survive the feedback?

What to do? What to do? Gil takes inventory of the castles artifacts. Agatha explains how the least of them could toast a small town. Why it would be easier....

...Ah, don't you love it when a plan comes together.

Will Tarvek be toast? If so what color? Does Gil get his hat? Can anyone find the hammer? Stay tuned as the cookie crumbles in the next death defying week of Agatha Heterodyne Girl Genius (and boy friends).

We take time this week to clear our heads of mindworms, abstain from the drugged wine, and hear Kaja's thanks for all the friendship and support. A moment if you please, Phil is gloating about receiving this years HUGO.

Meanwhile, back in Castle Heterodyne or mad sparky scientists are planing the storm kings death using spare parts from Heterodyne torture devices. After Agatha, Gil, Agatha explains it to him, the big purple- blue- green- yellow- orange fella actually likes the plan.

Will Tarvek survive his own enthusiasm? When the resplendent immolation reaches phase two will he declare himself Sun King? Will we see Gil's resplendent hat once again? Will Tarvek help it ignite? If the devices work, will Gil windup part Storm King? Will either them be in a state to be suitable suitors?

Only time will tell in the next death courting week of Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius (and her resplendent boyfriends)

Tarvek prepares himself. Bequeaths Violetta to Agatha. Declares Agatha his future bride. (Eeew!)

Agatha talks Gil out of a change of plans. Gil for a moment wants to kill the colorful fellow outright.

The plan begins. Agatha heterodynes. Gil shows us which way the ichor of somnia blows. Tucks Zola and the Professor in for their nap. Von Zinzer shows us again he catches on quick.

Meanwhile, Agatha has changed into something more... more...

...Well, Let's just say that she and Gil (and Tarvek) are about to have kinky science.

You'll definitly want to stay tune for the next electrifying week of Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius (and her resplendent boyfriends)

September 2009 events
Agatha is ready to strap Gil in beside Tarvek. Gil is ready to have second thoughts. Agatha gives him a nice kiss. Gil's jealousy finds this not as reassuring as Agatha intended.

The count down begins. The bellows jump started. The resonance accelorators cranked up. Gil knows what's coming. He puts up with it and continues. The Heterodyne's suitors are in sync. The lightning is released. ZZFzt.

ZZFzt.? "Oh dear."

What just happened? Can anyone spare a good zappy stick? How will Gil get out of this one? Is this the resplendent end for all of Agatha's hopes and dreams?

Find out if Agatha's dears live through the next slab chilling week of Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius.

Agatha goes to check on the ZZFzt. lightning.

Tarvek, slightly enlightened, finally realizes who Gil really is. He enlightens Violet and Von Zinzer about their time aboard Castle Wulfenbach. The time they went fishing for Jaeger hats. The time they snuck into the Baron's secret vault to look at Gil's family records....

Will Agatha find what's interfering with the castles lightning generator's? Will she find Othar while she is at it? Will Tarvek enlighten us about Gil's records? Will the resplendent Snake and the now resplendent Weasel survive the SVV?

Stay tuned for the next revealing week of the resplendent boyfriends of Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius.

Friends. Tarvek mad safe cracking skillz get them into the vault. All the barons secrets revealed? Gil's records show him the son of a sausage spark. He leaves crying. Tarvek searches for the real explaination. The baron catches the curious kids.

Enemies? Something has caused Gil to turn on a dime and drop it on Tarvek. The baron banishes the boy. Tarvek hunts the real secret. Finds the devil in the details. Gil in Paris, Bang draped on his arm.

Fireworks? Tarvek's hues are getting warmer.

What did Gil learn from the Baron? Is he really the son of a stony devil? What will Tarvek-o-vision reveal next? What adventures did the two rivals have in Paris? How does Tarvek know Gil spent ALL his time in local nightclubs? And oh yeah, what about that small matter of snake and weasel's survival?

Stay tuned for more revelations and shocks in the next revealing week of the resplendent boyfriends and Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius.

Tarveks continuing story shows that Gil knows how to ride out trouble; Bang knows how to make prisoners swab decks. Tarvek knows how to hang in there when he has no other choice. He's learned a lesson from his recounting of all this. Does not look like it will have a chance to stick.

Agatha has made bubble blowing hats for each of them. Helps the resplendent pair remember what it feels like to be a spark. Very medicinal.

They help one another to stand, Agatha supplies them with wireless medallions to keep them connected. Before the Si Vales decays or the immolation moves to phase two, seems the next task is in the basement. Pep up the nearly exhausted castle.

Well, will it be a case of dead men walking? Will they pass by Mama Grika's again? I'm sure she'd like to see the splendid colors. What about Zeetha, Dumeed, O'hara, and Higgs? Othar has NOT been mentioned. Will he show up to do his own publicity? How far into the depths of the castle has Von Pinn fallen? Can she get up? Will she?

Will the narratory ever shut up and just say: Stay tuned for the next electrifing week of Agatha Heterodyne and her all too lively nearly dead boyfriends.

Gil and Tarvek compare notes on spies, lies and sly schemes until Agatha can barely hide her laughter.

The castle is tickled too. Turns out it is Dingbot Prime, bearing gifts:
 * For Gil, the pair of the sock he gave him last time.
 * For Tarvek, the long sought hammer.

Deuce is as surprised by Prime as Prime is of Deuce. They begin to argue about supremacy and bragging rights.

October 2009 events
How will the argument proceed? Which Dingbot will wear the bigger crown? Did Prime bring any friends? Like Zeetha and Higgs, DuMeed and O'Hara? How many dingbots does it take to screw in a lightbulb? How many to screw in a hottub?

Stay tuned for the next screwed up week of Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius and her colorful boyfriends.

Dingbots declare a deathmatch. Agatha puts her foot down. Bad move. Prime already knows what to do about that and Deuce is a quick study.

Agatha vows to build something that will whack them back. I guess she's forgotten about the castle.

Tarvek realizes they have the spark. Gil wants further proof. Observing, both then realize how like mad boys prime dingbots act.

Will Gil and Tarvek each grab a maddbot to break up the fight? Will deuce think of a topper for pope's hat? Are the left handed sparky maddbots too wound up to notice their springs are nearly all wound down? Aren't Gil and Tarvek nearly unwound too? Oh what will become of Agatha, her clanks and her resplendent boyfriends? Find out in the next wound up week of Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius.

In a pinch Tarvek finds that banging and clanging recalcitrant clanks can bring peace. Gil thinks this is so like his father. So Tarvek warns the clanks about hiding the booze and the women from the debauched libertine son of Klaus.

The plot takes an hairpin turn as Zola and Tiktoffen escape, leaving said hairpin behind.

Gil and Tarvek continue to compare notes and reminisce as the party deals with nyar spiders and the castle's idea of an egress.

Where ever it was we were going, we're there.

Things are sure to go downward from there in the next descending week of Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius.

We are well if Von Pinn's well is well. There are all sorts of ways to reach the bottom of the hole Agatha's death ray made. Some will leave us more well than others.

Von Zinzer shows himself level headed and insightful in the ways of dealing with sparks. A platform and winch will get us to the bottom of the problem.

Rather than be left behind the resplendent duo rejigger their devices. Their candle now immolates at both ends and twice as quickly. They insist going as low as they have to to insure Agatha's safety.

She appreciates this. She will kill them later.

Will Gil and Tarvek last the night. Will they give off such a splendid light. What will Zola and Tiktoffen do with the opportunity? Has Von Pinn gotten up yet or will she meet them on the way down? At what level? How will she react to Gil and Tarvek? Othar still needs to come up with his own publicity. He's still not being mentioned. And just what are Deuce Prime and Prime Prime going to be doing with their minions.

Some of these and other unanswered questions will remain unanswered in the next deep and dark week of Agatha Heterodyne and her hot boyfriends. An assistant is acquired from among the incarcerated sparks. The descent begins, then continues through the layers of the castle. Given enough rope, we come into the presence of the Dyne. It's huge. It's blue. It's flowing. It's more than just water. It's Hetero-Dyne wheel is very, very jammed.

November 2009 events
How are three and a half sparks and a mechanic supposed to deal with that? Find out in the next waltz powered week of Agatha Heterodye, Girl Genius and her dancing partners.

The castle gives us a history lesson of the Dyne. From its start as a sacred spring, giving death, madness or healing to those that come in contact with its waters. To the miraculous powers it grants to Agatha's ancient ancestor. To its becoming a river and destroying the first castle. To Faustus containing its waters effects by spinning energy therefrom, allowing him to create the most marvelous of creations, ME. (It's a good thing the castle is modest.)

Meanwhile back in the present the green Heterodyne (Agatha) finds out just how green she really is. She has caught Tarvek's Hogfarb infection. Now the cure they find will have to work for three.

Is Gil well enough to cure them all? Will the waters powers have to be used as Plan C? Will caution overcome Moloch tendency to drink anything? How does the Dyne taste compared to Beetle Beer? Othar, Zola, Lucrezia what are they up to? How will Gil kill Tarvek? How will Zeetha kill Gil?

Are any of these questions relevant to the next Dyna-chromatic week of Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius.

Ha. Othar Tryggvassen, Gentleman Adventurer has shown up and is twittering his own publicity. He is now in the castle; Baron charged with extracting Gil alive. Good luck with that.

The feisty smokeknight and the eager cheesecake descend in the lift with more supplies. Some supplies even survive the landing. The smokeknight wants to kill the swains for infecting Agatha. Moloch wants the get the cheesecake a drink and a place to lie down.

Gil and Tarvek argue and agree about priorities.

Agatha looks for a way to complete the svv reanimation. She believes she needs to be zapped along with Tarvek. The castle won't even think of not having a live Heterodyne in residence. It can't permit her plan.

Well, will Agatha be the last of the Heterodynes? Will the resplendent duo split up? Will any of this plan work? Can Othar save the day? What else will happen in the next challenging week of Agatha Heterodyne, dynacromatic Girl Genius and her castle?

Lady Heterodyne challenges the Castle to a battle of wills. Showing its respect, it lifts her up on a pedestal. She concedes she'll plan anew and asks if theres anything else?

The castle is next distracted by the resplendent duo fighting for supremacy and the hand of the lovely and colorful Lady Heterodyne. (It's all part of the plan.)

Elsewhere Othar is busy fending off the castles traps.

What does Agatha have up her sleeve? Does Agatha's new plan involve the creation of a weather vane? Which of the resplendent pair will come out on top? Will it make their blood boil?

Meanwhile will the castle get lucky with the third trap? Follow his tweets and hear what next befalls Othar Tryggvassen, Gentleman Adventurer.

See what happens in the next distracting week of Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius.

The problem with the boys distraction is that it looks like it will distract Agatha. Never the less the Siamese-d Resplendent Duo begin to fight. The snakey ninja Tarvek has a few moves to surprise the weaselly pirate Gil. As always a knock to the knoggin makes Gil smart. On to Tarvek's plan, Gil shows that he too can be underestimated. Tarvek catches up and catches Gil in an overhand throw that is good enough to distract the castle for a weekend.

Elsewhere Othar meets Jack A'Horned and comes to the castles attention.

December 2009 events
Meanwhile, how will the castle attend to Othar? Follow his tweets and hear who next greets Othar Tryggvassen, Gentleman Adventurer.

Will Gil land on his head and smart again? Will the respendent duo come to the end of their rope? Which turkey, snake or weasel will win their bragging rights? What will Agatha come up with to more than distract the castle? Will there be any popcorn left in the minion gallery?

Stay tuned for the next distracting and inventive week of Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius and what's left of her boyfriends.

Snake and Weasel fight each other to a standstill and really woop it up.

Agatha announces the culmination of her plan. The castle won't allow it.

The castle proceeds to show the resplendent duo just what an adventure staying alive can be.


 * Snake and Weasel vs. The bolt of blue lightning. (Weasel aids snake.)
 * Snake and Weasel vs. The crack of doom. (Snake aids weasel.)
 * Snake and Weasel are pit against the pendulum. (Weasel's turn.)
 * Snake and Weasel and the dropping Mammoth mimmoth (Who aided whom? Don't Question it!)

Agatha Heterodyne vs. the castle. (Agatha ... releases ...  the Lion.)

The core light turns green.

Well is this the end of the castle as we know it. Will the green (lighted) Heterodyne die before she ripens? What color will the resplendent duo turn as they breathe their last? What color will Agatha choose? Why is the pink Heterodyne laughing? Where is Carson von Mekkhan? What is he staring at?

For these and many other unanswered questions come see the next ante-climactic week of Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius and her colorful boyfriends.

Agatha has just shown the castle who's the lion and who's the mouse. From the hole she has Von Pinn'ed into the castle floor and bedrock, a green light now shines. From it, the exclamation "Free" rings out.

What is free?

Meanwhile at Mama Grika's Maxim tries to find an ear for his hat story.

Elsewhere Othar has gotten out of the frying pan an into a fight.

Is Agatha out of time? Will the resplendent duo resplend? Will the Baron arrive to cart them all away to the funny airship where life is beautiful all the time and madness gives way to dimness? Tune in next year to find out what happens to Agatha, her resplendent boyfriends and what ever it is in that hole.

How did Maxim get that hat? See how in the next weekly cliff hung up episode of Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius.

Carson is in bed. His lingering mind link with the castle broken. The towns clocks, street lamps, fountains and draw bridges have all been affected.

The death of the castle signals a renewed attack on Klaus and the Hospital.

Status?! What happened to all our questions from last week? Did Maxim get his hat in return for putting question marks in everybodys stocking? Will the Maid of Mechanicsburg survive by skinydipping in the dyne? Will the resplendent duo make it a steam bath? What's the status of our favorite tyrant now? Will the professors ever learn the difference between winding up a audience and winding up an story? Will they care?

Stay tune for more frustrating answers in the next week of Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius.

Klaus's klank goes klunk. Klaus's bedrest is just what the Doctor ordered. The doctor takes his orders seriously.

Boris is up to his elbows in decisions and sassy Jaegers.

Will the Jaeger's wish him a Merry Holy Childs day? In the middle of May? What other message could Boris's favorite verbal sparring partner be bringing? Why are Klaus's revolting subjects revolting too quickly?

Learn something more or nothing at all in the next revolutionary week of Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius.

Agatha checks on the progress of her swains. Good. And their condition. NOT good.

Professor Mezzasalma has fixed the power connectors. Violetta is given the order to rev up the generators.

Snaug helps Agatha hook herself the circuit with the resplendent duo.

"Worgh"

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Will the lightening release this time? Will the clank in Agatha's pit feel free to drop climb in? Will the dynachromatic trio immolate resplendently. What about all that cool blue water in the Dyne? Isn't this the scene where Othar is suppose to save the day? Or has the castle made him the late Othar Tryggvassen, Gentleman Adventurer?

Find out in the next feverish week of Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius.

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ZZark. The Storm King is in his element, i.e. Tarvek is zapped. First Switch!

Fuses burn out. Mezzasalma switches to the remaining bank.

Agatha is tied down. Tied down really tight.

Violetta pulls off the Locket and says hello to Agatha's evil twin.

Who tries to talk her way out of it. No Way. Second Switch!

Will Lucrezia enjoy her stay at Castle Heterodyne? Will the lightening release a second time? If so who gets to throw the third switch? Where's Othar? Where's Von Pinn?

Stay tuned for the next electifying week of Agatha Heterdyne, Girl Genius and/or her mother.

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Everything is in the capable hands of Violetta including the gullible jaw of Fraulein Snaug.

The electricity takes some coaxing but on the second try the second switch completes the Si Vales Valeo connection.

Von Zinzer wisely gives priority to Tarvek's readings over continuing to poke/tickle the thing climbing out of depths of the castle. Will the connection revive the Storm King? What will happen to Lady Heterodyne? Which lady, mother or daughter? And did it really hurt like crazy? Will Othar drop in and bump into the climber? Will it tickle? What about Gil and the third switch?

Stay tune for these and other sensual experiences in the next shocking week of Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius. Dead or Alive.

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The revivification continues. Tarvek is brought back at Agatha's and Gil's expense.

Otilia, archer angel, 200 year lost Muse of Protection climbs from the depths of the castle and the pit of Von Pinn.

She banters with the Sturmvoraus Storm King who thinks he can command her because she was made for him.

Tilt!.

That trick never works. Will Otilia find Lucrezia? Will Agatha ever again have a chance to be Agatha? Will Gil have enough energy to revive his love? Or is he up to his gills in resplendence? Will Othar ever join the party?

See Vales Valeo in the next revivifing week of Lucrezia Heterodyne and her daughter, if she can be found, Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius.

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Tarvek holds Otilia off with half-truths.

Otilia makes a pointed request to interview Lady Heterodyne.

Lady Heterodyne sweats, curses, bites and finally fries.

Von Zinzer helpfully blurts the wrong thing at the worst time, ...again.

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Will Tarvek get Otilia's point? Will Gil be drained beyond his abilities to recover? How dead is a door nail? Will the last of the Heterodynes last? Will Agatha regain her genius? Or will it be her mother who has the last laugh? Where the heck is Othar?

These and other mysteries might be answered in the next death defying week of Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius. ...If she lives.

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Otilia snaps. Tarvek's complictated explaination is too much.

Time for fall back interaction: Kill everyone.

"I'm not one of your pretty little muses..." she explains.

Meanwhile, Lady Heterodyne is ready. Violetta is hitting the switch 3..2..1...

...Now? Will the switch be hit? Will Tarvek be hit by Otilia? Will he be able to hold up his end of the circuit? Who is Otilia really? Can she be bribed with a weather vane? Will Gil withstand the strain of a second drain? Or will the attempt to revive Agatha kill Gil? Have we seen the last of the last of the Heterodynes? Is Othar going to be totally useless? Will the announcer just shut up and say... Stay tuned for the next questionable week of Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius (or whatever).

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Violetta hesitates at the switch. Mezzasalma forces the issue. The second SVV begins. Agatha's revival at the resplendent duo's expense.

Otilia reveals she is the Castle and attacks Tarvek.

Just when things are about to go from bad to worse, Zeetha arrives with the calvary. That buys time, but Gil's readings are looking worse. Tarvek readings are unread but he is looking worse too. Who just said "Graaaaa!" ? Has Gil got any time left to be bought? Will Agatha revive? Will she get to be Agatha? What will her mOther say? How's the castle doing? And Othar? How useless is he?

Stay tuned for the next resplendently revitalizing week of Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Zombie or Genius?

The Calvary
Zeetha boots Otilia, saving Tarvek.

DuMeed monitors Agatha's readings freeing her mOther from her straps. Oops.

Zeetha rushs to deal with Agatha, her possessed zumil.

Higgs is left to deal with an angry Otilia. He tries to talk Otilia out of fighting. He explains to her why she is feeling so out of joint. She remains confused and angry. After several tries, she lands the first blow. This doesn't stop Higgs.

DuMeed reintroduces himself to Aunt Lucrezia. Aunt Lucrezia goes down memory lane. A little too far down memory lane. Oops.

Will DuMeed get into more fresh trouble? Will Zeetha reach her zumil in time? How will Higgs fare with fair Otilia? Will Agatha be Agatha ever again? Will Gil ever be Gil again? What about Tarvek? Has he become a spark of a different color? Othar is still pretty useless, isn't he?

Stay tuned for the next, family filled week of Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius or otherwise.

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Otilia is about to spill her guts about Higgs. He stops her by landing a spanner blow to the aforementioned guts.

Zeetha rescue is rebuffed by a revivification boosted Lu-Agatha swinging a blunt Theo "Greasetrap" DuMeed.

Humbled, Zeetha shares her full introduction with a doubting Violetta.

Violetta once again shows she has come into her own; outsmarting Lu-Agatha to save Theo's tuchas.

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Will Zeetha be able to one up Violetta as challenged? Can Otilia pull her self together? Has Tarvek figured out Higgs secret? Will he tell us? What will Agatha's mother do now? How will this affect Agatha? How will all this affect Gil? Will Othar still be pretty useless?

The only way to find out is to stay tuned for the next awe inspiring week of Violetta, Smoke Knight to Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius!

1
Zeetha starts to wear Lu-Agatha down. Violetta gets a feeling for how good Zeetha is. Lu-Agatha pitches her helm in Gil's direction. The svv procedure is left incomplete. The equipment sparks and the controls fuse.

A quick thinking Von Zinzer pulls the plug before Gil fries. They move Gil off the slab. It may be too late to help Gil. Will Gil's time run out before he gets to time travel? Will Agatha have a chance for a last kiss? Will the equipment be fixed? What can Tarvek do with a bag of medical supplies? What would Higgs do? What will he do? Is Othar pretty useless? Have I asked that question before? These and other unanswered questions may remain unanswered in the next racing-against-time week of Violetta, Smoke Knight to Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius!

2 "Whew!"
As Zeetha is the middle of going thirty rounds with Lu-Agatha, Von Zinzer mentions young Wulfenbach is dying. Lu-Agatha seizes the distraction to make her get away. But something deep inside her won't let her succeed. Agatha regains control of her body. Violetta gets the chance to replace Agatha's Locket. The mistress of the castle is back!

Agatha is now working on talking Gil out of dying. It seems to be working. Will the evil scientist's beautiful daughter kiss the fool of a tyrant's son? Will mouth to mouth resuscitation work better than SVV? Will Tarvek get jealous? Will Othar remain useless?

Stay tuned for the next unexpected week of Agatha Genius, Girl Heterodyne and company.

3 "Othar's sib"
Othar has shown up to send fear into the hearts of evil doers everywhere. In this case particularly those castle prisoners who were trapped during the castles death throes.

Turns out his sister is among them. When provoked she can pack much more than a side kick. She is now sending fear and new found respect into the hearts of her (remaining) companions. Is Sanaa secretly a Smoke Rockette? What did she do to her hair? When did she do it? What word did Othar break? Was it because he doesn't know his own strength? Will Gil get that kiss? Will Zola find fresh trouble to cause? Does the good doctor have Prince Albert in a can? Will he let him out? How about Baron Klaus Wulfenbach? Isn't it nice to have time for silliness and maybe Jägers?

Stay tuned for the next spring breaking week of Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius.

4 "New spunky sidekick"
Othar had promised he go adventuring with Sanaa. She convinces him that she would be relatively safe doing so. They both agree, Othar is touched.

So their off on their first mutual adventure, "rescuing" the Baron's son.

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Just who is going to be sidekick to whom? Will Gil allow himself to be rescued? By anyone other than a Heterodyne? How much of the castle is still dangerous? And who or what is in control? For how long?

Stay tuned for the next hell yes week of Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius.

1 Uh-oh.
Meanwhile back in the Great Movement Chamber...

Agatha's pep talk has stabilized Gil enough to make him wonder why Tarvek is still felling sick.

The secondary processes needed to stabilize the SVV still need to be performed. Agatha makes ready to overcome this oversight. Tarvek calculates the energy levels they need. Moloch brings Agatha the SVV's trio's present energy level readings.

Too late. Between the three of them their galvonic essences aren't enough to pull it off. Agatha improvises. Her secret and risky plan requires one hand not to know what the other hand is doing and for Gil not to know anything.

This doesn't sound like it will end well. The meter behind Agatha shows we have gone waaaaaay past plan B. Will Gil figure out Agaths's secret plan? When he does will that mess it up? When they get to backup plan V will you need to stay tuned for the next gavanizing week of Violetta, Smoke Knight to the late Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius?

2 Higgs helps
Higgs offers Agatha a drink of water; introduces himself, then encourages an extended conversation between Agatha and Otilia, the sole conscious representative of the castle.

The conversation goes well. They reminisce about Mama Heterodyne's and Dr. Beetle's practice and theorys of consciousness transference.

Soon the Dyne water is having its effect on Agatha and the conversation takes a shocking turn.

Will the annealling process work? Does the plan-o-meter have a setting for this turn of events? What will happen to Gil and Tarvek now? Is Othar free to remain useless? Or will he show up just to complicate things? What does Higgs know? And when did he know it?

Stay tuned for the next shocking, Dyne-amic and trippin' week of Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius!

3 Holy Hydrogen-Hydroxide
Tarvek is manhandled into place. The procedure is ready to procede. No need to test. Testing is for when you are still guessing.

Fasten your slabbelts! Agatha has quaffed the dyne. She's been sparked by the castle. She is ready to prove her true heritage. She is full fledged Heteromong-Dynefish.

Guess this will work? Won't it? What happens when Gil finds out the plan? What happens when Othar and Sanaa wander in? Can you make an airship out of Dyne-water? Stay tune for the next splashy week of Agatha Heterodyne and Mongfish, Girl Genius and Goddess.

4 Annealed?
Agatha's eyes fry sunny side up. To complete the SVV she uses her marvelous tool belt and goggles to infuse her swains with her energy. Their eyes fry sunny side up too.

Aaaaaaaaah!

The tool belt splashes to the ground and the Dyne that surrounded her disburses. Spent Agatha takes one of her famous naps. Have they been Healed or Keeled? Has Agatha gotten Gil or Tarvek pregnant? Both? Will Othar continue to prove useless? Can the authors tear their attention away from this scene? How are the Jägers doing? Can Boris juggle the coming war? Is Klaus still in the can?

Stay tuned for the next very quiet week of Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius.

5 Duck!
Tarvek picks up a disheveled, shaken, and rather surprised Violetta along with Sleipnir O'Hara.

Agatha's toolbelt of the Dyne has worked remarkably well. Even Otilia the Castle is somewhat impressed.

Things are just about back to normal. After exchanging left handed compliments Gil and Tarvek go at it. Agatha joins in. Moloch breaks it up with a bucket of hair of the dog. Only fair.

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Well, can we ring to Doom bell now? Can they get the Castle repaired? Can they get Otilia and Von Pinn sorted out? Is there any Von Pinn left to sort? What is at the bottom of Agatha's pit? How did it get there? How's the war going? Othar. Useless as usual? Have the lights been restored to Mechanicsburg? Is that because the sun has risen? What are the Jägers up to? How is Boris doing?

These and other questions will be cheerfully ignored in the next stable week of Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius and company.

1 Lu's Lair
Othar's a twit author again.

Moloch keeps hitting the formerly resplendent trio with water until the rush wears off and they can focus again.

The castle still needs to be repaired. Quickly if the damaged and malfunctioning Otilia is to be of help.

A scene of the crime inspection is called for. Given enough rope Agatha and company descend into the pit. At the next lower level they find Lucrezia's hidden Heterodyne lair.

What has Tarvek noticed? What just got decanted from the small incubation egg? What is not yet decanted from the larger one? Will Agatha find what she is looking for? Will Von Pinn stay out of sight?

Find out what suprises lay in store in the next sub-subterranean week of Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius!

2 Naughty Children
Down in the under castle the hidden lair of Lucrezia is remarkably well preserved.

There is a green glow that only Moloch is paying attention to.

Von Pinn is found mortally wounded. Her former charges, Tarvek and Gil, set about helping her.

Agatha confesses her complicity in the harm. She explains why. Gil informs her of his success with the revivification of Punch and Judy. Agatha shows her gratitude. Tarvek shows his displeasure at being one upped outclassed.

The Castle in Otilia pleas for Agatha's help in return the souls to their rightful vessels before Otilia in Von Pinn dies. Agatha's mothers machines are right there. She must act quickly or the opportunity is lost. What does Von Pinn know about glowing green bones? Where is Von Zinzer? Who is he playing hide and seek with? If Higgs has returned, when did he leave? What is his relationship to Von Pinn and Otilia? Will Agatha and her sparks be able to help Von Pinn? Or have they run out of miracles? Stay tuned for the next green glowing week of Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius!

Will she do it? Can she do it? Will Maxim have enough time to buy a hat before she does it?

We won't find out until he does in the next size eight and three quarters week of Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius Side Story.

3-4 0-1 Meanwhile
Maxim is finding a hat.

Maxim is finding a hat hard to obtain.

The old Jager rider known as Old Man Death sends him flying through the front window twice before Maxim thinks to try something subtle.

Subtlety gives him an opening. Flirting with the sandwich makers granddaughter gets him a third flight towards the window.

Maxim is tenacious and hangs on to the window frame and his last chance.

Reminding the old man of an old bet Vadim Sturmvoraus made with De Goot Heterodyne about building a cathedral in Mechanicsburg, Maxim makes his order. One magnificent cheesy hat to go.

Plus a love note from the granddaughter. She must like tenacious, or maybe the pickled herring cologne?

2 Back under the castle
Moloch fixes the lift.

Gil and Tarvek discuss the roster for who is to be sent up for necessary parts. Higgs wins the discussion.

What does Travek want to spill to Gil? Why does Higgs not want him to spill it? Has Zeetha already figured it out? What dangers will she face above? What mischief has Zola gotten into? How about Othar and Sanaa? Will any of this interfere with the plan to save the castle? Does Otilia in Von Pinn stand a chance? Just how naugthy are the children?

Stay tune for the next riggered-de-jiggered week of Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius

3 Hello auntie
Zeetha and crew have been sent upside to recruit a tiger dog.

Tarvek starts to fill Gil in on the secrets Gil has missed.

Zola arrives with ichor of somnia. Starts gloating. Fends off Violetta with ease. Revives Agatha. And. Takes. Her. Locket.

"Hello Auntie." What was the name of the the third Mongfish sister? Scorpia? Has Gil been hoist on his own petard? Knocked out by his own knock out potion? What do smoke knights smoke? Have Higgs and Moloch gone up with the lift? If not what they are doing? Othar? Still useless? In a contest of improvisation would you bet on Zola... ...Or Lucrezia?

Stay tune for the next improvised week of Violetta, Smoke knight to Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius!

4 Auntie strikes back
Pinky and Lucrezia have a conversation about what's what and who is to be whom.

Agatha is too strong and is catching on to Lu's secrets too quickly to be the proper host for this current sending of Lucrezia.

To avoid the mindwipe of a resending Lu prepares to transfer her current self into Zola.

Zola counters by threatening "Rezzok Tig-Zaffa", Mutual Brain Death.

July 2010 Events
Is Zola bluffing? Would mutual brain death make her less annoying? What happens when the two notice Von Pinn? Why is Gil still sleeping on the job? Will his favorite annoying idiot best his would be mother in law in a battle of wits? Has Othar finished being useless? Can Tarvek remember a tune? Will the alpha ding-ball revive the mobile-fun-death-dispenser?

If any of these questions are answered you will only find out by follow the next brain beckoning week of Violetta, smoke knight to Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius.