User:Mnenyver/Encrypted Notebook

Oh, all right. You have stumbled my top-secret super-duper encrypted notes on future plot developments and a few suspicions I have. I'm usually pretty good at guessing these kinds of things, but the Professors have really thrown me a few times, so I give myself a 50/50 chance of being right. I'm storing them here out of pure vanity -- if I do manage to out-guess the Foglios, I want it date-stamped and archived, dammit! I'll post a key once a theory is proven or disproven. If I'm wrong, these will make for some pretty amusing reading. And if I'm right, then woot! Go me!

I may be inclined to give a key to those who ask, but with fair warning that on the odd chance that I'm right, it may really spoil things. And if you go to the trouble to decrypt these for yourself (by one method or another), well, you must be my arch-nemesis and I would love to chat over tea sometime.

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